(( Camera cuts to an video montage....a split screen of Twilight and Mr. Lashley.....a voice narrates over the video footage....))

Voice: Two men....both paved the way of a new breed of wrestling....

(( Shot of Twilight watching over matches such as Kash Vs Judge and Tru Soulja Vs Justice....))

Voice: One man brought his vision to life.....

(( shot of Lashley watching matchups such as Brett Vs Hellraizer and I2K Vs Scorpion...))

Voice: Another man took it to the next level..

(( Cuts to a shot of both men arguing.....))

Voice: Both men wanting what they feel is rightfully theirs!!!

(( Camera shot of Jaguar holding the World title up high above his head...))

Voice: A world champion facing his greatest challenge to date....

(( Camera shot of Streetz standing with Lashley over a fallen Kash Flagg...))

Voice: The chosen corporate champion....

(( Camera shot of the looming Hell in a Cell......))

Voice: Their hatred will be finally settled in a Hell in a Cell...and only one man will walk away ....from the Crimson Dawn!!!!

(( The screen goes read and the words Crimson Dawn appear on the screen....camera then cuts to a shot of the crowd and the place goes nuts!!!! The pyro explodes and the camera cuts to a shot of Eddie Danniels and Travis Best...Best is dressed in a Mark Mcgwire jersey and a batting helmet...))

Ed: Welcome all to Crimson Dawn!!!!!!!!!! I'm Eddie Danniels and with me is.....Travis why the hell do you have a batting helmet on??

Travis: Just protecting tonight because my commentary will be flying high like a mcgwire home run!!!

Ed: (muttering) Wish you could fly away as well...

Travis: What was that??

Ed: Oh nothing....folks we got a great show for you tonight...in addition to the great main event, we got ALL the titles on the line tonight and I think something's gonna happen!!!

Travis: I tell you this....if everyone comes out with their titles intact tonight, it'll be a miracle!!

Ed: Let's not waste any time here as Rhyno and Bang Man are set to face off in a barbed wire match!!!

Travis: This is a time waster....by god these guys suck!!!

Ed: That's not a very nice thing...

Travis: I mean...you give them a shot at a PPV and what happens?? One goes MIA and the other cuts THE WORST promo I've ever seen!! What was Lashley smoking??

Ed: I do agree that it's unfair that quality wrestlers were held off this card for two almost no shows here....anyways, both men are in the ring and wait!!! Looks who's staggering in!!!

Travis: Oh god it's Bruno...and just like pops....he's drunk.

(( Camera cuts to a shot in the ring as Bruno gets his pants leg caught in the barbed wire....he finally frees himself but accidently clothesline Bang Man and Bang Man falls into the barbed wire...getting caught up in it.))

Ed: Someone should get Bruno out of there!!!

Travis: hell, this is probably the only excitement we'll see out of this match!!!

(( The ref grabs Bruno's arm and Bruno tries to pull away....Bruno's other arm flails back and the beer bottle he's holding smashes into Rhyno's head.....knocking him out.))

Ed: Rhyno's out!!!!

Travis: This is getting to be fun!!!

(( The ref finally let's go of Bruno's arm and Bruno falls on Rhyno...Bang man is still tied up in the barbed wire...Bruno demands the ref count....the ref goes down....1....2....3!!!))

Ed: OH MY GOD!!! Bruno won the match....and he wasn't even in it!!!

Travis: This is the best match of the night by far!!!

Ed: Travis...it's the first match of the night.

Travis: Whatever man.

Ed: The barbed wire is finally down and let's get to our next match as the Bloodlust Slayerz take on the Succubus Club!!

Travis: These teams have hated each other for so long now..I'm surprised they've waited this long to face each other!!!

Ed: I agree....let's get to the ring!!!

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Tag Team Match-up! Entering first, the team of Beowulf and Pallimon, THE BLOODLUST SLAYYYYYEEEERRRRRZZZZZ!!

(("Deception'" by Cruxshadows hits and out walks Beowulf and Pallimon, The BloodLust Slayerz. The fans already start to boo, but are mostly quiet for this team. The Slayerz walk to the ring, and slide in, as "Deception'" fades out.))

Announcer: And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by the lovely Lilith, THE SUCCUBUS CLUUUUUUUBBBBBBB!!!

(("Hemoglobin" starts to play, and through the curtains come Salubri and Samedi, The Succubus Club, being accompanied by the lovely Lilith. The Club gets a mild pop, but again, mostly silence from the fans who are really cheering for Lilith. They start to the ring, when The Slayerz jump them in the aisle, Lilith runs away from the attack and makes her way over and stands infront of the announce position.))

Ed: These two teams have such a hatred for each other, they can't wait to get started.

Travis: How perceptive.

((Samedi and Beowulf exchange punches in the aisle, as Salubri tries to do damage with some punches to the chest of Pallimon. Pallimon just grabs Salubri and headbutts him to the ground. Salubri jumps up, shakes his head, then charges at Pallimon. Big boot by Pallimon, and Salubri goes down again. Beowulf whips Samedi towards the guardrail, but Samedi jumps over it. Beowulf then charges, and dives over the railing, but Samedi already climbed back over to the other side, frustrating Beowulf. Beowulf gets one foot over the railing, when Samedi jumps and takes Beowulf off with a flying clothesline!))

Ed: WHAT A MOVE! A lot of exciting action to start us off here.

((Salubri slides into the ring. Pallimon follows. Samedi and Beowulf are still going at it on the outside, and the ref gets between them. They keep trying to hit each other, but the ref orders them to their corners, and they slowly do so. The ref slides back into the ring where Pallimon press slams Salubri and drops him across the top rope! Pallimon picks up Salubri and whips him to the ropes. Big back body drop by the big man. Pallimon whips Salubri into the corner, and charges in. Salubri gets his boot up and kicks Pallimon in the face. Pallimon backs away and comes in again. This time Salubri moves out of the way, and Pallimon slams into the corner hard. Salubri starts to stomp at Ice, then backs off. Salubri comes charging in at Pallimon, who just flips him over the top rope. Salubri lands on the apron, however, and grabs Pallimon's neck and drops down, guilitine!))

Ed: Nice athletic counter there by Salubri.

Travis: Yeah.

((Salubri slides into ther ring as Pallimon is getting up, he stomps at Pallimon but Pallimon catches his foot and throws Salubri off, making the tag to his partner Beowulf. Beowulf with some rights, and kicks to the midsection, before whipping Salubri to the ropes. Dropkick by Beowulf, sends Salubri onto the apron. Beowulf comes over and grabs Salubri by the hair. Salubri rams his elbow into Beowulf's stomach, doubling him over. Sunset flip by Salubri, but Beowulf hangs onto the ropes. Pallimon walks across the apron, and kicks Salubri in the head to stop him. Pallimon goes back to his corner, as Beowulf unloads with some rights to Salubri's face. Beowulf brings Salubri to his feet, and suplexes him. Beowulf goes up top and connects with the moonsault! 1.... 2... Samedi breaks up the count. The ref tries to get Samedi out, which allows Pallimon to come in, and he and Beowulf stomp away at Salubri. Pallimon picks up Salubri in a inverted powerbomb position, as Beowulf comes off the middle rope with a double axe handle! The ref gets Samedi out of the ring, as Pallimon stays in.))

Ed: Great move by the Slayerz there.

Travis: Yes it was....NOT!

((Brainbuster DDT from Pallimon, and Beowulf comes off the 2nd rope with a leg drop!! Pin, 1.... 2.... Samedi makes the save! Beowulf is in now without making the tag, and whips Salubri into the corner. Samedi won't get out of the ring, so Pallimon starts to choke Salubri in the corner, while Beowulf stomps away at his stomach. Finally the ref gets Samedi out of the ring, and Beowulf sets Salubri onto the top turnbuckle. Salubri finds the strenght to punch at Beowulf's stomach, but a clubbing forearm to the back of Kyle's head by Pallimon stops him. Beowulf nails the superplex, and goes for the cover. 1..... 2.... Samedi makes the save again!!))

Ed: I thought Beowulf had it there, but Samedi came in to save Salubri again.

Travis: Yep, but the ref is still having trouble getting him out of the ring.

((Pallimon and Beowulf pummel Salubri in the corner with hard rights and kicks. Pallimon slams Salubri to the canvas hard with a sitout powerbomb! Beowulf hits an elbow drop, 1..... 2.... foot on the bottom rope! Beowulf picks up Salubri and whips him to the ropes. Salubri ducks under the clothesline, and Pallimon pulls down the top rope, sending Salubri to the outside!! Beowulf distracts the referee, as Pallimon slams Salubri into the ring steps! Another powerbomb by Pallimon, but this time on the concrete! Samedi runs around the ring and nails Pallimon with a huge clothesline!!! Samedi starts to pound away at Pallimon, when Beowulf goes outside, and grabs Samedi! Low blow by Samedi on Beowulf!!! Samedi rolls Beowulf back into the ring, along with his brother. The referee jumps out and forces Samedi back to his corner. The ref slides back in, as Salubri covers Beowulf! 1.... 2.... kick out!!))

Ed: Whoa! Salubri almost had Beowulf there, but he kicked out just in time.

Travis: Yeah, but Salubri will never be able to make the tag.

((Beowulf starts to roll towards his corner, as Salubri slowly starts to crawl. Beowulf tags in Pallimon, who grabs Salubri's foot as he's inches from Samedi's outstretched hand. Salubri with an enziguri to Pallimon! Beowulf jumps into the ring. Samedi is tagged in, and ducks an Pallimon clothesline. Samedi dropkicks Pallimon's knees, and Beowulf gets out of the ring. The ref grabs Samedi as he's stomping away at Pallimon's knees, and forces him out of the ring. Pallimon tags Beowulf back in, and he walks into an inverted atomic drop from Salubri! Dropkick by Salubri, and he starts towards Samedi again. Samedi is tagged in!! Samedi clotheslines Beowulf! Another one for Beowulf! Body slam on Beowulf! Pallimon is in, and Samedi ducks the clothesline, and dropkicks Pallimon in the knees! Samedi knocks Pallimon to his knees, and Salubri gets to his feet. They dropkick Pallimon in the head from the front and back! Beowulf up, and a double armdrag takes him down! Beowulf back up, and the Succubus Club nails him with the DEAD BY DAWN!!!!))

Ed: IT'S GOTTA BE OVER!!

((1.... 2....THRE- Pallimon breaks up the count!))

Ed: Samedi is a house-a-fire, Best!!!

Travis: I've got nothing to say.

((Pallimon grabs Salubri and whips him to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline, and hits one of his own! The Succubus Club goes to the ropes again, and Salubri has his head taken off with a big boot! Samedi continues to the other ropes, and tries a crucifix on Pallimon! Samoan drop by Pallimon!! Beowulf is up in the corner, as Pallimon picks up Samedi. Low blow by Samedi on Pallimon!! Samedi whips Pallimon into the corner causing Beowulf to topple down, spread eagle. He falls off the tope rope to the outside as Salubri and Samedi grab Pallimon, DEAD BY DAWN!!! PIN, 1..2...THR- KICKOUT!! Pallimon KICKED OUT!! Samedi can't believe it as Beowulf climbs back into the ring, Salubri runs over and hits a baseball slide to the head of Beowulf just as he is sliding into the ring, Salubri goes after Beowulf. Meanwhile Samedi picks up Pallimon and hooks him for a Powerbomb! Pallimon counters! BACK BODY DROP!! Pallimon picks up the fallen Samedi and knees him right in the head before motioning a slit across his throat! He picks up Samedi, HANGMAN'S DDT! On the outside Beowulf slams Salubri's head into the ring post and slides into the ring. SLAYERZ SPEAR ON PALLIMON!!! Beowulf goes out of the ring as Pallimon covers Samedi! 1.....2.....TH- KICKOUT!! The Slayerz can't believe it as Salubri struggles his way back into the ring, only to be met by a Slayerz Spear. Salubri is out as he rolls to the outside. Pallimon and Beowulf pick up Samedi, SLAYERZ SPEAR!! Pin, 1......2.......3!!! THE SLAYERZ WIN!!!))

Ed: WHAT A MATCH!!

Travis: Lavey should be proud....he's got a premeir tag team in his grasp!!!

(( Camer cuts to a shot of Lavey standing at one of the monitors watching the match....he grins a huge grin before Steampunkk and zeek walk up to him...))

Lavey: Tonight is your night child. Tonight is the beginning of the end for all those oppose the Highlords, and Stumpy will be the next to feel the wraith!!!

Zeek: Gonna beat 'em like red headed stepchild with a bucket o' chicken!!

(( Lavey just stares at Zeek....))

Lavey: Riiiiiiiight.

(( Steampunkk and Zeek walk off as the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis...))

Ed: Lavey seems to have some plan going into tonight's card.

Travis: Lavey always has a plan!!! That's why he's the manager of champions!!!

Ed: He doesn't have any champions.

Travis: Yet.

Ed: Speaking of which here comes Steampunkk now!!

(( Steampunkk heads down the aisle as he and Zeek receive huge boos))

Ed: And the crowd seems to really hate Steampunkk here in St. Louis.

Travis: St. Louis wouldn't know what good taste was if it hit them on the head!!

Ed: It's not nice insulting the nice people of St. Louis.

Travis: I wouldn't if I could find some nice people here!

Ed: I swear....anyways Stumpy is making his way to the ring!!

((Steam stands ready in the ring as Stumpy makes his way down the aisle. Steam attacks as soon as stumpy steps through the ropes. Steam overpowers stumpy, and hits a huge backbreaker. The durable stumpy quickly regains his feet, and presses the attack with boots to the gut. Stumpy follows up with a snapmare takeover, then locks on a sleeper hold. Steam powers his way to his feet, then hits a belly to back suplex on stumpy. Before stumpy can move, steam locks on a half boston crab, but stumpy makes the ropes.))

Ed:This is shaping up to be a wonderfull match!

Travis: Boring, you mean. No excitement from these 2 losers.

((Stumpy lands a knee to steams gut, then follows up with a t-bone suplex. Stumpy then drops a knee to steam, and goes for a cover. 1...2...kick out!))

Ed: It'll take more than that to end this match.

Travis: Unfortunatly for us.

((As Steam makes it to his feet, stumpy whips him to the ropes, but steam comes back with a big boot to the face, leveling stumpy. Steam pulls stumpy up and sends him to the ropes, then goes for what appears to be a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker but ends in a sit down powerbomb.))

Ed: Stumpy will be lucky if he isn't crippled after that!

Travis: We'll be lucky if he just stays down after that.

((Steampunkk lands a few punches on stumpy, but stumpy fights him off. Steam rushes at stumpy, but is met with a drop toehold. Stumpy goes to drop an elbow, but steam moves just in time. Both men regain their feet, and steam recieves a huge elbow to the stomach, then a jawbreaker. Stumpy takes to the ropes and goes for a lariat, but steam ducks and hits a backdrop on the return. As stumpy staggers to his feet, steam rushes him with a clothesline. Stumpy ducks and swings at steam, but steam dodges and gives stumpy The Knightmare! Steam goes for the cover. 1...2...3!!!))

Ed: Steampunk beat stumpy!

Travis: The Highlords have their first champion!!!! I told you Eddie I told you!!

(( Camera cuts to a commercial for the new HWC video " HWC's worst jobbers" video...now you too can see the WORST in the HWC's storyied history...see everyone from Bob Saget....Assasin....Ice Cold...Train.... and the supremem jobber himself...DELUXE!!! Includes the now famous "Deluxe Decoder Ring" commercial!!!! Only 14.(5 plus hsipping and handling....camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis...Travis is wearing a Deluxe shirt...))

Ed: Wea re back and Best why are you wearing that shirt!!?!?

Travis: To show my support for the less fortunate...I bet Deluxe was from St. Louis. (laughs)

Ed: You have been nothing but cruel to these people!!

Travis: No God was cruel to them....yuck!!!

Ed: I swear........Thank god we got another match here.

Travis: Yeah a hardcore match whoooooooo!!!!!!!!!! This is gonna be good!!!!

Ed: Obake is in the middle of the ring.......and here comes the Tiger!!!

(( Tiger's music hits and the crowd goes nuts....Tiger has the crowbar in her hand and is high fiving everyone...she jumps in the ring and climbs the turnbuckles and raises her fists in the air to a loud ovation.))

Ed: They love her in her hometown!!!!

Travis: She's from here!!?? Explains a lot....

Ed: Travis!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiger and Obake are standing face to face in the middle of the ring both have horrible looks of hate in their eyes. Tiger is holding a crowbar in her hand, and Obake came to the ring with nothing but the mind of a maniac. There’s the bell and Tiger starts back and swings the Crowbar right at Obake, Obake ducks and Kicks Tiger in the lower back, which knocks her over. Obake starts kicking her in the lower back and ribs Tiger has a grimacing look of pain on her face as Obake is still kicking her.

Ed: Obake wasting no time here.....

(( Obake walks to the ropes and steps outside the ring, he walks over and grabs a steel chair and then slides back into the ring. He walks over to Tiger and goes to hit her with it, Tiger kicks and hits the chair back into the face of Obake then she sends herself off the ropes and hits Obake with a clothesline.

Travis: Did you hear that thud??? man...that was rough!!

(( Tiger then grabs the foot of Obake and drags him to the outside and rolls him onto the floor. Tiger picks him up and whips him into the ring steps Obake is laying there tired and fatigued Tiger picks up the top half of the steps holds them over her head then she throws them down at Obake but Obake rolls out of the way and the steel steps go crashing to the floor.

Ed: My god she's trying to kill him!!!

Travis: I know...isn't it great!!!

Ed: sicko...

(( Obake then gets his feet moving and as Tiger is walking towards him again he trips her up and her face hits the floor. Obake gets to his feet picks her up and slams her to the ground. Obake then grabs her and puts her back inside the ring. Obake picks up Tiger once again but this time he Piledrives her head into the mat.))

Ed: A pildriver by Obake on Tiger...

Travis: man I think she was shortened about three inches there!!!

(( Tiger lies on the ground Motionless Obake walks over to her and starts hitting her with short hard punches to the forehead. Obake then gets up and walks outside and grabs a table from under the ring he throws it in the ring and gets back inside.))

Travis: TABLE TIME!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(( Obake gets Tiger and he sets her up onto the table, Obake then climbs to the top rope and jumps off but at the last second Tiger rolls off of the table and Obake goes right through the table.))

Ed: OH MY GOD!!!! He missed!!!

Travis: He got nothing but Wood!!!!!!!!!

(( Tiger goes and she is looking for something and it’s her crowbar Tiger grabs up Obake and send him into the ropes she gets set up and she nails Obake right in the midsection. He bends over in obvious pain and then Tiger hits him with the crowbar right into the back of the head Obake falls over knocked out. Tiger rolls Obake over to where he is facing up then Tiger calls for her move the Jungle Death Drop.))

Ed: She's looking to finish him off.

(( Tiger goes over to the turnbuckle and she starts to climb. Tiger jumps and she hits Obake with the jungle Death Drop with the crowbar in her hand. Obake’s face he is bleeding and not moving....she lays on top of him...1...2...3!!!))

Ed: Tiger wins this fierce fight!!!

Travis: Tiger put a real beating on Obake tonight and here come the Paramedics.

Ed: Obake is rolling around which means he's gonna be ok....but look at Tiger!!! She just watching from a distance...laughing at him!!

Travis: Nothing worse than a woman laughing at you....specially bout ya shortcomings...umm...not that I would know.

Ed: (laughs) Well from what I heard...

Travis: SHUT UP!!!

Ed: (laughing hard) Well, Obake has been helped to the back and since the next match is a hardcore fatal fourway...the mood is right.

Travis: BLOOD!! BLOOD!! WOOOHOO!

((Ed just stares at Travis in disgust as Cartier's music hits and the crowd gives him some moderate cheers. Cartier walks out.))

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the next contest is a Fatal Four Way Hardcore Match for the HWC Hardcore Championship of the World! Coming to the ring first Kyle CARRRTTTTIIIIIEEEEEEEERR!!!

((No sooner does Kyle make his way through the curtains then he falls to the floor. Joey Starr walks out right after Kyle holding a steel folding chair. As Kyle stands up Starr fires another shot, then another, then another. When suddenly Dozer's music hits the speakers and the crowd cheers as Dozer runs out and clotheslines Starr who drops the chair. Dozer hammers with a right to Starr's head, then a left, followed by a right. Dozer slams Starr's head into the guard rail, and then Russian leg sweeps Starr onto the chair he had dropped. While this was going on "Sehnsucht" by Rammstein hit the speakers and Klaus Von Hammer jumped over the barricade and slid into the ring and the bell rang. Cartier hearing the bell and seeing KvH in the ring, away from harm decides to go punch KvH in the nose.))

Ed Ouch! Klaus just got nailed in the nose by Kyle Cartier.

Travis: Yeah, but look outside the ring, the vetern, Dozer, is really taking it to Starr.

((Cartier swings wildly, and KvH ducks, grabs his arm, and hits a wrap around DDT. Cartier quickly up his met with an arm drag into a crucifix armbar. Cartier somehow twists, flips, and then lifts KvH up and hits a powerslam!))

Ed: Nice powerslam by Cartier!

Travis: I think his name would be funnier if it was Cartoon.

Ed: Uh, why?

Travis: Dunno, just do.

((Still on the outside Dozer and Starr continue their brawl. Dozer uses an aray of rights and lefts to rock Starr's head back, but Starr manages to answer back is a kick to the groin. Then he slams Dozer's head into the guard rail. Dozer stands straight up after going head first into the steel so Starr irish whips him down the aisle way and into the ring apron. Starr charges in for a splash, but Dozer ducks. Dozer swings wildly at Starr but Starr ducks and pushes Dozer into the ring post. Dozer staggers back and is then sent into the ring steps. Starr grabs Dozer's head and sends him into the guard rail again and then a back body drop onto the ring steps. Dozer crumples to the ground as Starr grabs a chair from ringside and goes wild on Dozer's knee, once, twice, THREE TIMES! Starr then slides into the ring.))

Travis: OUCH! That had to hurt, that big galute won't be getting up anytime soon.

Ed: Very true but Starr is making a very big mistake here, he should cover Dozer and take the big man out of the match.

((Starr goes for a right on Cartier who blocks it and fires back with one of his own, then another, again, and finally big number four sends Starr to the mat hard. KvH takes the chance to hit Cartier from behind with his steel pipe, KvH makes the cover, 1...2...thre- KICKOUT!!))

Ed: HE KICKED OUT!

Travis: How?

Ed: I have no idea.

((KvH gets to his feet first but gets hit in the kidneys by Starr as the injured Dozer throws in a trash can full of weapons which just misses Cartier. Starr hits KvH again, then goes for a third but this time he lands in a rear waist lock from Cartier who hits a German suplex on the trash can that just entered the ring. KvH follows that with a leg drop on Starr, then Cartier follows with an elbow drop on Starr!))

Ed: Nice teamwork by Cartier and Von Hammer to get Starr down.

Travis: Yeah, but it won't last.

((Cartier and KvH exchange a look of maybe working together against Starr until KvH kicks Cartier in the gut.))

Travis: Told ya!

((KvH then hits a knee lift that staggers Cartier back, KvH picks up his steel pipe and leaps at Cartier smashing the skull of Cartier, a sickening thud is heard as Cartier is instantly busted open, he slumps to the mat as KvH hooks the leg, 1...2...3!))

Kyle Cartier Has Been Eliminated

Ed: HOLY HELL!! DID YOU HEAR THAT IMPACT?!

((Travis stands up at the announce position and shouts out.))

Travis: Is there a doctor in the house?!

((Travis waits for a few moments, no response, he sits back down.))

Travis: Guess not. Oh well, no one really cares about Kyle Cartoon.

((EMT's come out of the back and roll Cartier out of the ring and help him to the back as the match continues as Starr hits KvH with a Singapore Cane across the spine, again. Dozer slides in the ring with a fire extinguisher and immediately starts spraying Starr and KvH. Dozer with the armdrag on KvH, KvH gets up for the hip toss to send him back down this time Dozer follows with a knee drop. Dozer picks KvH up but this time it's Starr hitting Baird from the behind with a chair. KvH slides out of the ring and then stumbles over to the time keepers table. Dozer levels Starr with a spear like maneuver from one knee. Dozer picks up Starr who is dazed and levels him with a huge right hand followed by a quick leg drop and a pin, 1..2..kickout!))

Ed: All these men really want this Hardcore belt...

Travis: I don't know why.

Ed: It's a very prestigious belt.

Travis: Like hell it is, it's a messed up piece of trash.

((Dozer stares at the outside and wonders what the hell KvH is doing at the time keepers table. This gives Joey Starr the advantage as he tees off on Dozer's jewels with a golf club he pulled out of the now flattened trash can.))

Travis: FORE!!

Ed: What club do you think that is?

Travis: I'd say it's a 4 Iron. Maybe a 5.

(Starr grabs Dozer who is now hopping around grabbing his nuts and hits hit, STARRS IN YOUR EYES!!)

Ed: STARRS IN YOUR EYES!! There goes Dozer.

((Starr pins, 1...2...thre- KICKOUT!))

Ed: Dozer kicked out!!!

((Starr is frustrated as he argues with the ref. KvH takes this opportunity to slide in the ring, with the steel pipe, Starr turns around, SMACK!! Starr is laid out on the canvas, KvH picks up Starr, HAMMER DROP!! Dozer recovers and hits a leg sweep on Klaus that sends the German man to the canvas as Dozer jumps ontop of Starr, 1...2...3!!!))

Joey Starr Has Been Eliminated

Ed: You know, I'm beginning to sense that Klaus is a chicken shit.

Travis: DANIELS! How dare you!?! You are going to ruin our International Relationship!!

Ed: I'm stating my opinion, screw you!

((Dozer and Klaus jump to their feet and enter a stare down, neither man backing down, they lock up, Dozer over powers Klaus and throws him to the canvas with a thud. He turns around and taunts the crowd and is met with a wave of cheers. Dozer turns around and is met with a kick to the gut by Klaus who the grabs his steel pipe, the crowd gasps, Klaus tees up on Dozer, here he goes, DOZER DUCKS!! Klaus follows through and nails the referee as he turns, DEMOLITION!!))

Ed: DEMOLITION!! IT'S OVER!!

Travis: There is no ref. He can't win without a ref!!

((Dozer goes for the pin, the crowd counts. 1....2....3....4.....5.....6.....7....8....9...10...11....12.))

Ed: Dozer just won the title FOUR times, get up ref!

((Dozer is agitated and gets up to grab the referee, he picks the ref up and slaps him across the face, trying to smack some sense into him. The ref has finally recovered, Dozer turns around, SMACK!! Klaus laid Dozer out with the steel pipe. The crowd boos. 1...2...))

Ed: DAMN HIM! Klaus is gonna win when Dozer should have.

((....thre- KICKOUT!! KICKOUT!!))

Ed: HE KICKED OUT!!

((Klaus can't believe it, he argues with the ref some more, Dozer is struggling to get his bearings as he gets up on one knee, Klaus senses the kill and smacks Dozer again. Busting the big man open, pin, 1....2....3!!!))

BullDozer Has Been Eliminated

Ed: DAMN KLAUS!!!

Travis: We have a new Hardcore Champion!! WOOHOO!!

Ed: The Highlords add another champion in their ranks....wait....I'm getting words of a backstage scuffle...let's get to the back!!!

((A loud commotion can be heard from the parking lot the sounds of yelling, banging, and breaking glass echo off the walls. The camera man hurries to the sight and as he turns the corner, The Tiger and Obake are seen again beating the stuffing out of each other. The Tiger punches Obake hard as she can in the face, his head jerks back and he grins. In one swift move Obake grabs The Tiger by the throat and slams her against a metal support The Tiger grunts tries to get air as her feet dangle off the ground. Obake's grin fades as The Tiger raises her fist to strike him again, Obake does the same. Then from the shadows steps a young woman with reddish brown hair that stops past her shoulders. She stands behind Obake and looks at The Tiger as she gets ready to hit Obake. Her eyes are sad as she tries to stop the fight))

Liz: Tigris stop! I love him.

The Tiger: You love him? YOU LOVE HIM!!! What all of a sudden I don't matter here!?

((In anger The Tiger kicks Obake hard in the nuts. It causes him to losen his grip just enough to where she can get free. She walks over to Liz, looks at Obake then back at her.))

The Tiger: You got a serious problem bout what family really is little sister! Cause dat **points to Obake** dat.... dat... walking death trap ya married AN'T family.

((Liz just looks at The Tiger confused what to do. The Tiger shakes her head and sighs, she walks over to her tipped over bike and picks it up. Obake now stands by Liz watching on as The Tiger starts up her bike and takes off leaving the arena parking lot...the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis..))

Ed: I can't beleive they were still going at it!!!

Travis: What the hell was that all about!!???

Ed: I don't know but I don't think that's over by a long shot.

Travis: Well enough of that soap opera....what's next??

Ed: It looks like the threeway match for the Euro title as Jugabusa defends against newcommer Chaotic J and Johnny Rave.

Travis: Rave's gonna make it three for the Highlords!!!!

Ed: let's just get to the ring and find out shall we??

Travis: Mere technicality.

((Rave is standing in the ring when J's music hits. J hits the aisle at a run, then Jugabusa comes through after him. J hits the ring and immediatly starts trading fists with rave. Juga hits the ring moments later and takes both men down with a double clothesline. juga runs at both men again as they gain their feet, but J ducks and rave hits a nasty powerslam on jugabusa. Rave begins to stomp his fallen enemy, but Chaotic J lands a forearm to his back, and begins stomping both men.))

Ed: This has deteriorated to a brawl already!

((Chaotic J pulls rave to his feet, and plants him with a snap suplex. As J gets back up, Jugabusa attacks him from behind with a bulldog. Rave stumbles back to his feet, but Juga hits a standing sidekick on him, taking him back down. As he turns back to J, J hits a low blow, and then a knee to the face. J begins to stomp both men, before pulling rave to his feet. J whips rave to the ropes, but rave counters with a flying cross body into a pin. 1...2...and Jugabusa breaks the count.))

Ed: That was a close call!

Travis: Yea....with all those psychos in there, this could end any time!

((All 3 men are on their feet now, and J attacks Jugabusa with flying fists. J sends Juga to the ropes, but rave hits a lariat on J. Jugabusa and Rave pull Chaotic J up and hit a double team suplex on him. Both men begin to kick and stomp him.))

Ed: Looks like an alliance has been formed here.

Travis: This is every man for himself....no alliance can last here.

((Rave and Juga pull J up again, and both men send him to the ropes and delive a double clothesline. Rave pulls J up by the hair, and lifts him into a powerbomb assisted by Jugabusa.))

Ed: Wow!! That looked like it almost snapped J's neck!

((The 2 men begin to have an argument over who should get the cover when J gets to his feet, and Rave and Jugabusa attack again. Rave climbs the ropes as Jugabusa holds Chaotic J. Rave leaps off for a flying lariat, but J ducks and Rave levels Jugabusa. As Rave gets up, Chaotic J hits his finisher, Feel like a bitch don't ya, on Rave! J goes for the pin. 1...2...3!))

Ed: The teamwork backfired!

Travis: Lavey's not gonna be happy about this....

(( Camera cuts to a shot of the Highlord's dressing room....the guys seem upset that Rave has lost...all except Lavey.))

Klaus: Why are you smiling herr Lavey??? rave just lost the match.

Lavey: Rave will get his chance....I see no reason to rush him....but this Chaotic J, something about him I like...

Steampunkk: It's been a glorious night for the Highlords, lord Lavey.

Lavey: Indeed it has....(looks around) where is the monkey boy that hangs around you Steampunkk?

Steampunkk: He got entranced with my ring so I let him play with it for a while.

Lavey: WHAT!!!?? (his face is getting red from anger) I want you to find your stupid friend NOW!!!!If Kash finds that ring.....GO!!!

(( Steampunkk leave the room as Lavey begins kicking around stuff.....camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis..))

Ed: A ring??? I wonder what that was about??

Travis: I don't know, but knowing how evil Lavey is...I don't want to find out!!!

((Last Resorts by Papa Roach hits and out come Brett Bruiser and Storm. Storm profanely signals to a fat woman in the crowd setting off a loud negative response. As soon as they enter the ring, the music changes and Team Extreme comes out. They rush towards the ring but are met halfway by Drastic Measures. The two teams battle on the outside.))

Ed: They aren't even waiting for the tag champs to come out!!!!

Travis: This is great!!!

(( Bruiser is sent into the railing by Smackdaddy but backdrops him into the crowd as he charges. Storm and Ixon get in the ring as Desert Storm finally makes their way out and runs straight for the ring. Scorpion ties up with Storm as Ixon and Whilrwind battle. The ref is trying to gain some order but has no luck.))

Travis: Watching the ref trying to keep order.....it's not possible!!!!!!

(( Outside, Smack and Bruiser fight through the crowd. They exchange blows but Smackdaddy begins to stagger. Smack is leaning against the railing as Bruiser delivers a clothesline that sends them both back into the aisle near the entrance.))

Ed: You're loving this aren't you??

Travis: Hell yeah!!! Pass me the popcorn.

(( In the ring, Whirlwind is whipped into the turnbuckle but jumps up and over a charging Ixon. Whirlwind moves out of the way as Storm delivers a running turnbuckle splash. He is met with a double clothesline from Desert Storm immediately.))

Ed: Now that's teamwork by the tag champs there!!

(( Outside, Bruiser hits a DDT on Smackdaddy on the ramp that knocks him senseless. Brett begins to head to the ring when Gravedigger out of nowhere charges him and connects with a shovel in the back. Bruiser is hurting as Digger slowly makes his way to the ring. ))

Ed: What the hell??? Gravedigger has NO right being out here!!!

Travis: Sure he does...he's giving moral support.

(( Desert Storm tries for a double clothesline on Storm but he ducks and both Scorpion and Whirlwind topple outside due to Ixon pulling down the top rope. Digger is up on the apron. Storm swings at him forcing him down. Ixon sneaks up from behind and grabs Storm. Digger enters the ring and winds up with his shovel but the ref snatches it before he can swing.

Ed: Finally the ref is doing something worthwhile!!!

(( As Digger turns around, Storm back kicks Ixon in the groin knocking him down. Storm boots Digger in the back. Digger drops his shovel and is sent into the ref knocking him down before flying through the ropes out onto the floor. The ref is shaken but seems to be alright, Scorpion turns to help him up but straddles the shovel in the process. Smack has snuck into the ring and stomps the head of the shovel causing the handle to lowblow Scorpion. Scorpion is bent over as Smack spins him around... Smackdaddy's Edge and the cover. 1...2...3! ))

Ed: This is outragious!!!! Team Extreme should of been disqualified!!!

Travis: But they weren't and now we got new tag champs!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

((Camera cuts to a shot of Zeek, Steampunkk's friends playing with a ring of some sort...he bumps into Kash Flagg...))

Kash: hey watch it you freak.

Zeek: I play with shiny ring...leave me be!!!

Kash: What the hell....where did you get that ring!!!?

Zeek: Buddy Steampunkk let me play with it sho nuff.

Kash: That ring belongs to.........that son of a...

(( Kash grabs Zeek by the collar and throws him into the wall....Zeek cries out in pain as Kash lays the boots in on him....Steampunkk runs up and pulls Kash off....the two men look at each other before Kash throws the ring back at Steampunkk and walks off....the camera cuts back to Eddie and Travis...))

Ed: That ring was the same ring that was on Kash's hand!!!!

Travis: Was I the only one who noticed how similar they looked??

Ed: Maybe a little....

Travis: A little my ass!!! They almost looked like..

Ed: (interupting) We are ready for another one of our many title bouts tonight with Gravedigger taking on I2K for the HWC Intercontinental Championship, lets get to the ring.

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HWC Intercontinental Championship, entering first, standing at a menecing 6 foot 9 inches and weighing in at 260 pounds, GRAVEDIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!

((Digger's music hits the speakers and the crowd gives him a cold reception filled with boos and crude remarks. Digger walks down to the ring and slides into the ring.))

Announcer: And his opponent, he is the reigning HWC Intercontinental Champion, standing 6 feet tall and weighing in at 230 pounds, I2KKKKKKKK!!!

(("Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit plays as the Intercontinental Champion, I2K strolls down the ramp with the Intercontinental Championship around his waist. The crowd erupts and the fans are all on their feet cheering for the champ. He walks down to the ring with a serious face, giving none of the fans high fives and he walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring and Digger backs up. I2K walks to the turnbuckle and raises the belt in the air and the fans cheer and then he goes off the turnbuckle and turns to Digger, he is ready for a fight.))

Travis: I2K looks prepared.

Ed: He is not going to go down, taking a loss. He is going to try his best to conquer Digger.

Travis: That's obvious, let's get to the match.

((I2K calls Digger over to the middle of the ring, they both have very serious looks on their faces. They are staring at each other and they do it for thirty seconds until Digger spits on the shoes of I2K. I2K looks down at his nice boots, he looks quite pissed, I2K smacks Digger in the face and then he gives him a standing clothesline but Digger is only staggered, he gives him another clothesline but the big man won't go down, I2K hits the ropes and comes off with a clothesline but he fakes Digger out and hits him with a spear, the big man topples to the ground. I2K stomps Digger like crazy and he climbs to the top rope and he gives him a big elbow from the ring turnbuckle.))

Ed: The champ is taking control of this match early, as you can see.

Travis: That's likely to be the only way he can beat the big man.

((I2K slides to the outside and goes over to where the ring announcer is sitting and he pushes him to the side and grabs his chair, he turns and throws the chair over the top rope and jumps onto the ring apron. He climbs into the ring where he grabs the chair. I2K has the chair and as Digger is starting to get up, I2K slams him with the chair and knocks him to the ground.))

Ed: The referee isn't calling for the bell! He's letting the two fight!

Travis: Finally an intelligent referee.

((I2K kicks him a few times, Digger is getting no offensive moves in this match, it is tremendous how it is going along.))

Ed: What is up with Digger? He's getting no offensive moves in.

Travis: It's a trick, Digger's letting I2K get a false sense of security. Either that or Digger just plain sucks.

Ed: That's true, we will see how it ends up.

((I2K grabs the chair once again and Digger is getting up again. Digger turns around and I2K swings the chair at him but he knew it was coming and Digger ducks to the ground and then Russian Leg Sweeps I2K to the ground, Digger runs against the ropes and he gives a dropkick to I2K, knocking him back down to the ground again. Digger goes for the pin. 1..2.. there is a kickout before he can get to the three count.))

Travis: Did he think he was going to win that way?

Ed: Obviously.

((I2K gets up before Digger and they both exchange punches in the middle of the ring, I2K blocks a bunch of Diggers and he gives him a kick to the gut followed by a huge DDT. I2K is going for the pin. 1..2...kickout.))

Ed: Damn that was close. I2K almost got the win with a DDT which would have been very interesting.

Travis: No it wasn't!

((Digger trips up I2K and stomps him in the midsection and then Digger runs against the ropes and he comes back and gives I2K a Leg Drop. Digger picks up I2K and throws him into the corner and then he runs at him very quick and gives him a clothesline, knocking I2K to the ground and he falls right into the path of Digger, with his head on the turnbuckle. Digger has an idea. He leaves the ring and he goes to the announcing booth and grabs I2K's Intercontinental Championship, he slides back into the ring. Digger sets it up at the right turnbuckle and he goes over to the other side of the ring and grabs I2K. He grabs him, it looks like he is going to throw him into the Intercontinental Belt. Digger picks up I2K and aims him at the turnbuckle. Here we go, Digger throws I2K at the belt BUT I2K REVERSES IT, AND DIGGER GOES INTO THE INTERCONTINENTAL BELT, Digger is busted open, he hit the metal part of the belt.))

Travis: Damn this is an interesting match, the show was pretty lame before this.

Ed: How can you say that? All the HWC action is VERY interesting and hell of exiciting!

Travis: Whatever you say Ed, I'm just saying, this match is very good.

Ed: Your damn right, anyone can win at anytime, they are both putting up a good fight.

((Digger has blood coming out of his head and I2K grabs his hair and gets blood on his hand and he shakes it off after giving a face and he throws Digger into the corner. Then he reaches over the rope and grabs the chair. I2K runs at Digger quickly swinging the chair at him, hitting Digger right in the head with it, exposing more skin. Blood is everywhere on Digger's face now, I2K is really out to go and injure this man, and he is doing a good job. I2K then climbs the top rope with Digger under him.))

Ed: What the hell is he planning?

((He jumps off and grabs the head of Digger and slams it to the mat, a bulldog. I2K goes for the pin in the corner of the ring. 1..2.. NO! Digger gets his foot on the rope before the pin can be registered.))

Ed: How close was that?

Travis: Not very.

((I2K yells at the referee saying that was a slow count and I2K's gets this weird look in his eye, he snaps and punches the referee..there is no referee.))

Ed: WHAT THE HELL IS I2K DOING!?!?!

Travis: The referee was getting on his nerves.

Ed: As the teens would say, "All up in his chill."

Travis: That's grill Boggs, grill!

Ed: Oh, I'm tight with that.

Travis: Ebonics for Dummies, have you been reading that again?

((I2K just stands there in the middle of the ring. He could pin Digger easily and get the win because of the condition he is in but he just punched the referee, there is not a referee to register the count. I2K grabs Digger and he stands him up in the middle of the ring. No, I2K is setting up for the Death DDT! He goes with the Death DDT, wait, Digger punches I2K in the gut and gets out of it, 2/3 Quarter Turn Neckbreaker. The referee is getting back up.))

Ed: OH MY GOD! What a counter!

((I2K and Digger are fighting in the middle of the ring. Digger goes to a DDT on I2K but I2K reverses it and he hits the DEATH DDT ON DIGGER!!))

Ed: IT'S OVER!! Wait a minute...

((The lights go out. And within thirty seconds they turn back on, IXON IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING. Ixon jumps onto the ring apron and he is distracting the referee. WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S SMACKDADDY IN THE BACK, HE HAS COME FROM THE CROWD AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR, I2K DOESN'T EVEN SEE HIM. I2K TURNS AROUND, WHACK!!! SMACKDADDY HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT I2K!!!))

Ed: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! DAMN THEM!!

((Ixon is still distracting the referee. I2K is out and Digger is out, they both get up slowly and Ixon jumps off the ring apron and he will stand outside the ring till the end of the match. Both men are up on their feet, DIGGER WITH THE SHALLOW GRAVE!!! Digger goes for the pin. Wait!! I2K has hit foot on the rope, the referee hasn't noticed it just yet 1.. wait Ixon pushes I2K's foot off the rope. 2...3!!!! WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION....GRAVEDIGGER!!!))

Ed: DAMN THEM!!! DAMN THEM!!

((SmackDaddy, Ixon, and Gravedigger jump into the ring and attack the fallen I2K as referees come running from the back to separate everyone.))

Ed: This is awful!!!! They should be....WAIT!!!!!

(( Dark Twilight hits the ring with a steel chair....Ixon turns around and WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!! gets hit in the head with a chair...Smackdaddy and Gravdigger run towards DT and two more WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAPPPPSSS and Team Extreme runs out of the ring))

Travis: And you call that fair!!!!???

Ed: DT was just protecting I2K from these hidious bastards!!!! They cost I2K the belt!!!

Travis: Yeah when a good guy does it..it's justice when a bad guy does it it's cheating.....hypocrite.

(( Camera cuts to a shot of Michael Streetz walking down the hallway getting ready for his match...he runs into Kidd Rock...his former partner...))

Michael: Kidd.

Kidd: Streetz...I want you to know that if Kash decides to interfere tonight....I'll have your back.

Michael: (surprised) Even after all that's happened?

Kidd: Yeah....I see things your way now....and no longer have these stupid fans telling me what to do wrong!!

Michael: Good to hear...and I appreciate the offer. Thanks.

Kidd: Good luck...not that you need it.

(( Streetz laughs and shakes Kidd's hand and continue's on his way....camera cuts back to Eddie and travis...))

Ed: A meeting of the evil minds there.......

Travis: Hmmmm...I wonder if there's a possible east-west connection happening again...they were the first tag champs here.

Ed: It would be interesting, but Streetz has bigger things to worry about since he has a match against Jaguar in a hell in a cell!!!

Travis: Maybe, but if you remember Streetz WON his last match against Jag...so I'm thinking we got a new champ here.

(( Streetz makes his way to the ring amist a ton of boos and garbage thrown at him....he ignores it and enters the cage...))

Ed: Streetz is focused here.

Travis: With Lashley guiding you...who isn't??

(( Jaguar's music hits and the place goes crazy!! Jaguar looks straight ahead as he quickly enters the cage and hands the ref the HWC world title.))

Ed: I've never seen two men so focused.

Travis: Oh this is gonna be a doozy!!!!

((The match begins as the ref calls for the bell. the two men circle each other, then streetz lunges at jag with a fist, but is met with an armdrag takeover. Jaguar follows up by pounding on the fallen streetz, but streetz counters with a low-blow and a swinging neckbreaker.))

Ed: These guys are going full out early on!

((Streetz pulls jag to his feet and knees him in the stomach, then nails a butterfly suplex.Streetz follows up with an elbow, then goes for a pin! 1...2...kick out!))

Travis: Come on, Streetz, you'll never beat jag that easy!

**Streetz continues to stomp jaguar, but jag sweeps his legs and gets to his feet. Streetz runs at jaguar, but gets back body dropped to ringside. Jaguar climbs through the ropes and hops to the floor in pursuit. As jaguar reaches to pull his opponent up, streetz grabs jag and launches him into the steel cage. Jaguar bounces off and falls. Streetz immediatly begins stomping him.**

Ed: Jaguar looks like he's in some trouble here.

Travis: Of course he is...we all know he can't beat streetz.

**Streetz goes to whip jag to the cage again, but jag counters with a kick to the stomach, then a wicked DDT. Jag throws streetz back into the ring, then follows behind. Jag kicks streetz in the side a few times before pulling him to his feet. Jaguar hits streetz with a stiff shot to the head, then nails a brainbuster suplex. Jaguar pulls streetz up one more time, then hits him with a piledriver, followed by a pin. 1...2...kick out!**

Ed:I thought jag had it wrapped up for a minute there!

((Jaguar goes for another piledriver on streetz, but streetz backdrops jag, then drops an elbow to his chest. Streetz pulls jaguar to his feet, but before he can press the attack, jaguar hits the deathbed on him.))

Ed:The Death Bed!!! This has to be over!

Travis: Noooo! Streetz, get up!

((Jag goes for the pin. 1...2...kick out!))

Ed: Oh my god!! Streetz just kicked out of the deathbed!

Travis: Yes! I knew he could do it!

((A worn out Jaguar heads for the ropes as streetz begins to get to his feet. Streetz runs over and pushes Jaguar off the turnbuckle out to ringside. Suddenly, someone leaps the railing at ringside.))

Ed: Thats Kash Flagg! Kash Flagg is at ringside!

Travis: Why can't that loser just mind his own business?

((Kash opens the door and climbs into the cage...he rushes into the ring and walks up behind an un-suspecting streetz. Kash turns him around, knees him in the gut, and hits a Kold Hard Kash on him. Kash stands over the remains of streetz before leaving the cage and disappearing back into the crowd. Jaguar finally makes it back into the ring. He pulls streetz up, and hits the Death Bed again. Jag drops onto streetz for the cover. 1...2...3!))

Ed:With some help from Kash Flagg, Jaguar has retained his title!!!

Travis: Oh yeah...that's called "justice" though isn't it???

Ed: Well....Streetz did imitate him for a while...

Travis: Oh this is bull.....here comes Kidd!!! maybe he can straighten things out!!!

Ed: Kidd is in the ring..he's going for Kash but clothesline by Jaguar!!!! Jag is taking care of Kidd!!!! And dammit we are out of time!!!

Travis: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! We can't!!!!!!!

Ed: For Travis and myself.....we'll see you on Saturday!!!!!!

(( The show ends with Jag attacking Kidd and Kash laying the boots on Streetz...the show ends.))
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