Eddie: Hello everybody! Welcome to HWC Adrenaline! I’m Eddie Daniels, and with me as always, the Johnny Gomez to my Nick Diamond, Travis Best!
Travis: Oh great! Now I’m a claymation figure! Thanks!
Eddie: Don’t mention it. Now, before we begin tonight, We’ve been asked to have a camera standing by in the General’s locker room, and I’m told that we’re ready To go there. So let’s take it back there now.
((The camera opens on the locker room of The General, AKA The Tiger, who is getting ready for her upcoming Hardcore Title defense against Luke Knight. She is dressed in her camoflage outfit. The room is a bare stark white walled room with a few stools here and there. Her bag is open, her street clothes in it. Suddenly the door busts open, and in walks Obake. He is half dressed, wearing a pair of jeans, and his work boots. He is shirtless, wearing his Harbinger fight gloves for his match. He glares at General and speaks))
Obake: We NEED to talk, and right now.
((The General looks to Obake and smirks a bit))
The General: Not now, boy. I got ta get ready ta defend my title.
((Obake snarls and grabs her by her jacket. He hauls her across the room and slams her against the brick wall HARD. He growls into her face, his eyes glowing with anger))
Obake: NO, I said NOW. We've a lot to talk bout, you and me. You've taken this 'General' crap too damned far. Your are making an ass of yourself out there. You are NOT a goddamned War Hero, or a goddamned jailbird. My fiancee took you in when you had troubles, allowed you to wrestle in this godforsaken Federation. And what do you do? You frickin' steal my truck! You're making a total mockery of what Pro Wrestling stands for! I've watched your promo's, along with Knight's! He's had a damned field day with Zeek over your 'General' act.
((General stares into Obake's eyes, surprised that her brother-in-law has finally snapped. Her look is almost that of fear. Obake lets her go and points to a stool and growls.))
Obake: Sit down.
((General takes a seat on a stool, almost trembling. Obake grabs a stool and sits. he then speaks, but this time his voice isn't growling, only this time it is softer, concerned))
Obake: You need to get your focus back and actually wrestle. Knight will be unrelenting out there. You can't be going out there and defending your damned title when you aren't even clear enough to act human! This 'General' act needs to get the hell out. It's pointless, childish, and frankly, you are acting like a little baby.
((Obake pauses and looks to General who speaks, her voice almost incredulous))
General: Ya don't have any idea! Yar life is so easy. I never get any breaks. Ya got a woman who loves you, and all I got is my boring life!
((Obake cuts her off and speaks))
Obake: Then try harder. Because making up with this 'Lordess Of Death' crap is childish. Making up with this 'General' crap is childish. You aren't any of them. If you're anything, you are The Tiger, the Hardcore Champion. Now when you go out there, you can be The General, and make a total ass of yourself. Or you can ditch the bullshizz and go out there as The Tiger, a respected and accomplished wrestler. I leave the choice to you.
((Obake stands up and walks out without another words, leaving General sitting there, pondering her own existence. The camera switches back to the announce team.))
Eddie: ((looking a bit taken aback)) Well, there you Have it…Obake has given the Genaral…or is it Tiger again… An ultimatum! And I guess we’ll see what happens when she Comes out for her match tonight!
Travis: Obake was right! She’s a mockery! Nobody respects Her anymore! Personally, I think she needs a few rounds With a good shrink!
Eddie: Now that was totally uncalled for! Let’s take it To the back!
Travis: We are going to have some matches, aren’t we?
((Camera switches to a long corridor you see a referee walking about to get ready to do a match. The corridor is very dark there is some light at the end of it where the curtain to enter ringside is at. Suddenly you hear some boxes shuffle around and the referee stops to see what is going on. He moves around a couple of the boxes and suddenly one of the men in the Kennedy masks pops out and looks directly at the referee. He stands up and walks towards him as the referee starts walking backwards. The referee then turns around and starts to sprint away; the man in the mask keeps walking as the referee continues to look back. Suddenly the referee goes around a corner but before he can make it around the corner he is nailed by a huge clothesline from around the corner he hits the ground and the other masked Kennedy appears grabs the referee by the shirt collar and drags him across the floor. He then drops the referee and both the Kennedy’s are standing above him they look at each other and start kicking the hell out of the referee. They then hear footsteps that sound like running and they catch a glimpse of security and they slip away into the darkness.))
Eddie: What the hell was that about? There was call For those guys to beat up a referee!
Travis: That’s what he gets for all those bad calls!
Eddie: ((looking disgusted)) Let’s take it to the ring For our first match!
Travis: About damn time! I was beginning to think that I was going to have to listen to you all night!
((Ace of Spades by Motorhead breaks the fans' anticipation as The Ace of Spades himself walks out to a mixed cheer. Most are happy to see him back but some just hate the guy. Ace is carrying a pool cue as he runs up the ramp. He sets the pool cue down in a corner, awaiting his challenger.))
Travis: Looks like Ace is planning to knock Rave’s Eight ball into the corner pocket! ((laughs))
((The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson blasts over the speakers as the fans get on their feet and cheer for "Hollywood" Johnny Rave. Rave walks out enthusiastic, but he seems a little bit dejected that he actually has to open a show. Nevertheless, he runs up the ramp and into the ring. The bell sounds and the match begins.))
Eddie: Here we go! This should be a good opening match… What are you doing?
Travis: ((putting his feet up and eating popcorn)) What? I’m just getting comfortable!
Eddie: ((shaking his head)) Gimmie a break!
((Rave runs in with a forearm smash, ducked by Ace who goes for a schoolboy, reversed by Rave into a rollup pin, reversed by Ace into a sunset flip-style pin, reversed into a sitdown pin by Rave, 1...kickout by The Ace of Spades! The two men stand and stare each other down as the fans pop loudly for the already fast-paced action!))
Eddie: How about this action? We got a good match Going here!
Travis: Ho hum! ((munching more popcorn))
Eddie: Were you born a jerk, or did you have to work at it?
Travis: Why, I have no idea what you mean! ((innocent look As he sips a soda))
Eddie: ((Groans)) It’s going to be a long night!
((The two lockup and push each other around. Rave knees Ace in the gut and takes him down quick with a drop toe hold. Rave quickly follows up with a clothesline as soon as Ace stands. Hollywood then goes for a sharpshooter, but Ace wriggles free and clasps the ropes. Rave drop a few elbows on Ace's midsection instead. Rave stands and holds his hands out to the crowd, which causes a cheer for him.))
Eddie: he fans are really getting behind Johnny Rave!
Travis: Yeah, okay, so he’s getting in a few moves… Big whoopty do! ((yawns))
Eddie: There’s something wrong with you!
((Rave grabs The Ace of Spades and whips him into the ropes. Hollywood goes for a hurricanrana, BUT ACE DROPS IT INTO A QUICK SNAP POWERBOMB! Ace collapses on the ground as both men are now hurting!))
Eddie: What a move by Ace! That’ll buy him some Time!
Travis: Ho hum…time for a nap! ((snuggles down into His chair and closes his eyes))
Eddie: I don’t think so!((takes a cup of ice and Dumps it down Travis’ shirt…Travis leaps up, screaming. Eddie just turns back to the match with a self-satisfied Smirk.))
((Ace reaches over for the pin, 1...Rave gets the shoulder up quickly. Ace recovers and leads up Rave. He whips him into the corner and charges in with a body splash. Ace sets Rave up on the top rope and follows him up. SUPERPLEX FROM THE ACE OF SPADES!!!))
Eddie: Holy smokies! What a superplex! These guys are Showing us something!
Travis: ((scowling and reaching for a towel)) Yeah Yeah yeah! Big whoop!
((Ace takes a few more seconds to recover and then, instead of going for the pin, he locks in the inverted STF a.k.a. THE POKER FACE!!! Rave is writhing in pain as the crowd tries to rally behind him! Rave begins to slow down as he is screaming out in agony and the Ace looks delighted at this! The ref pulls Hollywood's hand up once...it drops. Twice...it drops. Third time...RAVE SHAKES HIS ARM! HE'S STILL ALIVE! Rave takes his arm and pops The Ace of Spades in the head three times, breaking The Poker Face!))
Eddie: Rave is still in this thing! He’s not going To give up that easily! What a match!
Travis: Well….I guess it is kinda good.
Eddie: Kinda good? I think you need a vacation!
Travis: I’m glad somebody thinks so! I can’t get a Day off around here for anything!
((Rave gets up slowly, and begins to limp around the ring. He goes to the corner as Ace stands, and Rave delivers a flying headscissors! Pin by Hollywood, 1...2...kickout by The Ace of Spades! Rave goes up to the top rope as the fans cheer! RAVE FLIES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT WHICH TOTALLY MISSES ACE!!! ACE ROLLED OUT!!! Pin by Ace, 1...2...KICKOUT BY RAVE!))
Eddie: Oh man that was close! That blown moonsault Nearly cost Rave the match there!
Travis: Yeah…and from what I hear, that ain’t all He’s blown!
Eddie: you are a sick person, do you know that?
Travis: Flattery will get you nowhere, Daniels!
Eddie: Oh shut up!
((Both men are up quickly, Ace whips Rave into the ropes and goes for a clothesline which is ducked! Rave goes for a waistlock into a suplex, but he eats the Ace's elbow! Ace turns around again and throws a right hand which is blocked by Rave, HOLLYWOOD HITS THE CALIFORNIA CRUSH ON ACE! The fans begin to cheer loudly for what they know is set to happen! Rave is crouched in wait as Ace gets to his feet! THE HEADLINER BY JOHNNY RAVE!!! Pin, 1...2...3! "Hollywood" Johnny Rave beats The Ace of Spades!))
Eddie: Rave did it! He gutted it out and beat the Ace of Spades! That was one helluva match for both guys!
Travis: It was moderately entertaining, I guess.
Eddie: Sometimes ,I don’t know why I bother!
((Rave begins to celebrate as The Beautiful People plays by jumping to the second rope and holding up his arms. As Rave does this, Ace recovers somewhat and gets over to the corner to get his pool cue. Rave jumps down from the ropes to meet Ace's pool cue right in his face! Rave falls down and Ace lays into him with the pool cue over and over again until it is broken! Ace of Spades by Motorhead plays again as Ace walks out of the ring and to the back while the fans are still mixed in reaction.))
Travis: I told you he was going to sink Rave’s eight ball! ((chuckles))
Eddie: Now that was totally uncalled for! What a sore looser!
Travis: I guess Ace wasn’t ready to call it yet…and I could Swear I hear Rave say, “Hit me!” ((laughs hard)) Get it? Hit me?
Eddie: I’m liable to, if you don’t knock it off!
Travis: ((still laughing))
((Scene switches and you see Maximus, Father Bender, Obake, and La Cabra all walking in the back they seem to be walking with a purpose they stop and all circle around each other))
Father Bender: We are going to find who’s running around in those Kennedy masks and when we do we are going to take them out like only The Kliq can.
Obake: Yeah, we are with you but how do we go about this little search?
La Cabra: Other than walkin' around back and lookin' for dem and I don' think they are just gonna to show themselves, bato.
Maximus: I’ve got it; we can just walk around and search locker rooms. We can’t get into any trouble doing that.
Father Bender: Good idea Maximus well I guess we should get going if we want to find the guys that took out Drexxler.
((The Kliq starts heading towards the first locker room they see and they barge in the door. There is no one in there Father Bender walks over towards one of the bags opens it up and starts looking through everything he slams his fist on the chair looks up and walks out of the locker room the rest of the Kliq follows))
Father Bender ok nothing there lets go to another one and keep looking
Obake: Ok, lets go get this done.
((Obake starts walking rather briskly towards another locker room when he suddenly stops and sees Beowulf and Pallimon walking out of it. Obake is hid around the corner and stops and watches them walk away making sure it’s clear. The BLS makes there way around a corner and The Kliq storms into the locker room. Obake and Father Bender are tearing through bags and locker while la Cabra and Maximus keep watch outside the door suddenly Obake looks up and is holding a Kennedy mask in his hand))
Obake: Look I’ve found it; we’ve got these bastards now.
Father Bender: Obake, where in gods name did you find that mask?
((Obake grabs a bag and holds it up and on the side of the bag there is some white tape with the name BLS on the side))
Obake: Looks as if Beowulf and Pallimon have a problem with us. Too bad now we are going to have to take the assholes out for good.
Father Bender: Well now that we know who they are lets go back to the locker room and plan out how this is going to go.
((Obake, Father Bender, Maximus, and La Cabra all start heading back towards their locker room laughing and plotting on the BLS as the camera switches back to the entryway.))
Eddie: it sure looks like they got the BloodLust Slayers Dead to rites here!
Travis: You gotta be kidding! Those guys can’t even Spell Kennedy!
((Korn's "Cameltosis" begins to blast over the HWC P.A. system and an unfimilar person walks out with a mic in his hand. He is wearing an outfit that resembles The Bulldozer's. He walks to the ring and climbs in...he walks arround the ring for a second listening the crowd's loud cheering and he begins to speak when he gets to the center of the ring))
The Bobcat: Well...finally the greatest wrestler of all time as arrived to the HWC!! And I'm here for two reasons...reason number oner is so I can bring this fed back up to the top...reason number two is so I can get revenge for my twin brother...The Bulldozer!!
((The crowd begins to cheer even louder))
The Bobcat: Obake, you're going to pay for deerly for what you did to my brother, but I'm going to do more than cripple you...hell I'm going to kill you. You mess my brother...you mess with me. And after I get finished with you I'm going to go straight to the top and claim the World title from I2K or whoever will be holding it when I meet him or her face to face.
((The fans get even louder))
The Bobcat: Fans, I'm going to do everything my brother did to make this fed a great place to be in, but I'm going to do it ten times better. No one is going to be able to give me any kind of challenge, and Obake you're going to wish you never even had a match with my brother after I get finished with you. Soon everyone will know exactly how dangerous I am, and Obake you're going to be the first person to find out exactly how dangerous I really am. There are some great wrestlers here in the HWC like I2K, The General, SmackDaddy, and there is many more, but none of you can compare to the greatnest that I have and I will crush each and every single one of you if I have to. No matter if I face you or not you will have a great fear for me, because of my great ablities. The fans here in the HWC are the greatest, but they spend to much time cheering for punks like Obake and Michael Streetz. But soon all of there fans will be cheering for me, and well, I'm going win over the hearts of all of the other fans for the other wrestlers too. Everyone will tell themselves that they can beat me, but deep down inside they will know that they have a snowball's chance in hell at beating me, and I'm going put them all to shame as I beat them one on one everytime I face a wrestler. HWC prepare for The Bobcat to take over this fed.
((The Bobcat leaves the ring, and makes his way backstage))
Travis: Who does this guy think he is, barging in here Like that and threatening three of my favorite Wrestlers?
Eddie: Well, he mentioned a brother, and I can only guess That he means Bulldozer….I guess we’ll find out!
((Bodies by Drowning Pool hits over the speakers and Obake and La Cabra run out and into the ring to a decent pop. They look very very determined to hurt the BLS.))
Travis: Boy, do those guys ever look pissed! I hope that BLS has their horses saddled and ready to go!
Eddie: And speaking of the tag team champions, here They come!
((The Bloodlust Slayerz walk out with their manager Ragnar while the Cruxshadows Deception plays on the speakers. The Bloodlust Slayerz wear the tag title belts proudly as the fans boo them. They don't seem to notice and they run into the ring and toss off the titles, starting the match.))
Travis: ((grinning and rubbing his hands together)) We’re gonna see blood! I just know it!
Eddie: What is it with you anyway!
Travis: Why, whatever do you mean?((another innocent look))
Eddie: Never mind…let’s go to the ring!
((Match starts with Obake and LaCabra standing in the ring face to face with Beowulf and Pallimon Obake runs at Beowulf and slides under his legs then pushing him towards LaCabra and LaCabra giving him a dropkick to the face. Pallimon and Obake both go to the outside LaCabra then goes off the ropes and nails Beowulf with an elbow drop quickly followed by another. LaCabra then lifts Beowulf and gives him a snap mare takedown LaCabra tags in Obake and Obake and LaCabra start stomping away at the fallen Beowulf.))
Travis: ((singing and snapping his fingers)) Hey now, hey Now, it’s mud-hole…stomp-stomping time!
Eddie: ((puts his face in his hands)) I’m going to be ill!
((Obake then lifts Beowulf and sends him off the ropes and gives him an elbow smash. Obake then reaches down for Beowulf but is kicked in the face and Beowulf gets up and then lifts Obake and slams him down to the mat. Beowulf tags Pallimon and Pallimon runs in and grabs Obake and throws him into LaCabra knocking LaCabra off the ring apron.))
Eddie: Well, that’s one way to buy some time!
Travis: I’ll say…LaCucaracha there went flying Like a jumpinmg bean!
Eddie: Now that was uncalled for!
Travis: What?
Eddie: Forget it.
((Pallimon then grabs Obake whipping him into the ropes and giving him a powerslam. Pallimon then gets Obake and tags Beowulf; Beowulf then kicks Obake in the stomach and gives him a forearm to the back knocking him over. Beowulf lifts Obake and whips him Obake ducks and gives him a clothesline to the back of the head knocking him over the top rope. Obake follows outside and whips Beowulf into the steel steps Pallimon then runs over but is met with a top rope drop kick from LaCabra.))
Travis: Viva la Dropkick! Yee ha!!!
Eddie: Did you overdose on a$4hole pills this morning?
Travis: On bite me!
((Obake tosses Beowulf into the ring and LaCabra lifts Beowulf onto his shoulders and Obake goes to the top rope and leaps off spear but LaCabra doesn’t let Beowulf’s legs go and he holds on and Beowulf’s body just snaps back and LaCabra then drops him to the mat Beowulf is screaming in pain, Obake pins 1..2..3 LaCabra then goes outside rolls Pallimon back into the ring and Obake grabs Pallimon lifts him high into the air and gives him the jackhammer but drops Pallimon right on top of his head Pallimon and Beowulf are both lying in the middle of the ring one not moving the other broken from the waist down.))
Eddie: Oh my god! They were’t kidding when they said They were going to take out the champions!
Travis: Wow! Broken bodies everywhere! Looks like The Champs bit off more than they could chew, and now they Are the FORMER champions, courtesy of the Kliq!
((Suddenly The Bobcat runs down the ramp and slides into the ring LaCabra runs at him but he gives him a side walk slam he then grabs Obake and lifts him high overhead and throws him out of the ring on top of the announce breaking it in half. The man then walks outside the ring and stands over Obake and says, “You’ll regret ever hearing the name Bobcat”))
Eddie: Wow! Did the bobcat ever do a number on Obake, Dropping him right across out table here!
Travis: That’s it…..next time a wrestler gets put through This table, I’m opening a can of whoopa$$!
((The camera changes to the back there are boxes stacked about 15 high they look to seem very unstable you hear distant footsteps but cannot see who it is suddenly a referee walks by jut minding his business and he finally gets to the point where he walks by the boxes and they suddenly topple over and fall on the referee. You can see a hand come out of the boxes and the referee crawls out form under all of them and he looks up and there are both of the masked Kennedys standing above him he starts to cower and shake asking them please don’t hurt him but the Kennedys grab ahold of him and one of them pulls duct tape out of his back pocket they tape his mouth shut then his arms and ankles they walk him to a broom closet and slam the door shut locking him inside then they walk off.))
Eddie: Whoa! The Slayerz weren’t the Kennedys after all!
Travis: Well, I told you they weren’t! But did you Listen? Noooo!
((Camera cuts to the back entrance as the doors bust open, Prarmedics rush out with Pallimon and Boewulf on sretchers. Boewulf seems to be knocked out with a brace around his neck and right leg. Pallimon is very much awake and scearming in pain unable to move as he in straped down. Ragnar follows closly behind.))
Pallimon: MY LEGS.......... I...I.....I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!! GOD IT HURTS IT HURTS!!!! RAGNAR.......... WHERE ARE YOU?!
Ragnar: I'm right here Pallimon, not to fear they are taking you two to a healer.
((They load Beowulf into the ambulance first then Pallimon who is still screaming. Watching the two and how they lost their belts he gets an idea and starts walking back to the door inside.))
Pallimon: WHERE YOU GOING?!
Ragnar: I'll be right back don't leave with out me.
((The best he can steping back threw the door he runs down the hall. He looks odd and wobbles slightly as he runs, he comes to a stop at the main office door. He looks around realy quickly making sure no one sees what he is about to do. He opens the door slowly and steps in, he looks around the room insreach of something. As he steps over to the desk he sees the TV Tag Titles laying there, he waist no time in grabing them and hiding them under his cloak. He turns and leaves the room running back down the hall. He leaps out the back door and in to the ambulance close it's door once he's in. The sirens blar as the ambulance takes off out of the parking lot.))
Eddie: Wow…the Slayerz look to be in serious shape! I can only hope that thay they make a speedy recovery!
Travis: Oh please! I’ve seen worse injuries during A chess match!
Eddie: I give up!
((The camera opens up in the back and Blood Dragon is walking around aimlessly. He is dressed for his match already, black leather pants both legs adorned with two blood red satin strips, a pair of black boots, and two blood red elbow pads. He finally turns toward the camera and written in what appears to be blood red paint on his chest is the word Annihilation. As then camera centers a shot on him a bandage can be seen on his forehead. He looks at the camera oddly, and the look on his face is lost, almost as if he is not even there.))
Blood Dragon: The time is coming, and I've already bled. I've let my own blood early boys. Now I'm coming for the two of you.
((Blood Dragon turns from the camera and walks off muttering the whole way, but what he says cannot be made out.))
Eddie: BloodDragon is focused! He’s ready to go!
Travis: Oh yeah! More chaos and mayhem! I love it!
((Pardon me by Incubus hits as Brett Bruiser makes his way down the ramp. He is greeted by the cheers of his fans, one woman jumps the guard rail runs over and kisses him. The woman is quickly taken away by security from Brett, he just smiles and continues on down.))
Travis: Aww man, I was looking for some T & A!
((His music is cut off by that of by Mr. Gregr's Economic Rap, he raises the Euro belt in the air as the crowd cheers. Then from behind comes BloodDragon, he clock Gregr in the back of the head with the TV belt as his music fades. Gregr stumbles down, Blood then grabs him picking him up suplexes off the top of the ramp. Gregr's back hits the egde of the ramp and falls octwardly to the floor below.))
Eddie: this is already turning into a barnburner! What a night so far!
Travis: Yeah! This is moe like it! COME ON! BREAK HIS ARM!
((As Blood raises both titles in the air Brett leaves the ring and comes running at him. Brett is stoped by a big boot to the head then Wait and Bleed by Slipknot plays. Father Bender runs out attacking Blood for crippling LaSalle. Brett and Bender start beating away on Blood as he staggers down the ramp. As Blood drops the belts at the foot of the ramp Brett grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Brett climbs in followed by Bender, Brett drags him to his feet by his hair as Brett and Bender play ping pong with his head.))
Travis: Oh man, he’s gonna feel that in the morning!
Eddie: This is brutal! How can on e man take this kind Of punishment!
((After a few blows Blood ducks causing Brett to punch Bender, Blood falls to the mat having been hit in the end one to many times. Bender and Brett start to go at it going blow for blow till Bender ducks spins around and kicks Brett in the gut followed by an elbow to the face. Once down Bender covers Brett for the pin.........1.........2....kick to the head by Blood breaking up the cover.))
Eddie: BloodDragon juat breaking that up in time!
Travis: BloodDragon could moonlight as a place kicker!
((Blood grabs Bender and delivers another suplex, Blood then goes over grabing Brett and tosses him threw the ropes. Going back to Bender, Blood picks him up by his hair and lands a few punches to the head. Blood then delivers a hip toss throwing Bender to the turnbuckle. Running from the opposite side Blood atemps a splash, Bender duck as Brett leaps up slaming a steel chair into Blood's head. Blood falls back as Bender goes for the cover.....1......and Brett pulls Bender off him and to the out side.))
Eddie: Smart move by Brett Bruiser, pulling the oponnent To the outside!
Travis: Yeah, but Blood’s head is now shaped like a Folding chair!
((Brett is met with an elbow by Bender as Bender grabs Brett hooks him and delivers an over head slam into the guard rail. Bender turns to get back into the ring but it met with a baseball side by Blood. Rolling out Blood grabs Bender and rolls him back in as he follows. Picking him up Blood wipes him into the ropes and nails him with a hard scoop slam. Blood quickly covers Bender for the pin, but before he can even get a one count he is pulled out by Brett.))
Travis: Boy, that Brett is such a cheater! That’s twice now!
Eddie: I would call it smart wrestling, but then, we’re Different!
Travis: And thank god for that!
((Brett goes to chop him but Blood blocks it then head butt him. Brett hurt staggers away with Blood hot on his heels. Grabing him Blood throws him into the ring steps, Brett lays there hurt. Looking around Blood grabs the cable cord and then Brett tying him to the rail with the cord. Blood slides back into the ring and faces Bender who’s already to his feet.))
Travis: Alright, now we get down to the nitty gritty! Get him Blood!
((The two lock up for a test of strength, Bender starts to bring Blood to his knees. Breaking it up Blood hits Bender with a mule kick followed by a thrust kick to the head. Picking up Bender again Blood delivers a viscous power bomb and covers him for the pin. Blood puts his feet on the lower rope to add to the pin as Brett darts for the ring but falls face first to the floor. Finding he's tied to the rail he struggles to do it in time...........1...........2...........3. Blood wins the TV Titles, taking it from the ref he briefly raises it in the air and takes his leave.))
Travis: Yes! BloodDragon wins the TV title! Yeah baby!
Eddie: Perhaps, but we still have another fall to go For the European belt!
((Finaly getting free Brett sides into the ring and watches Blood leave. Looking down at Bender still laying there Brett tries to get a quick win as he covers him.........1.............2......... kick out by Bender. Bennder now mad bout Blood winning, brutaly starts to beat on Brett. Brett still feeling the pain of the stairs and the guard rail Brett crumbles to the blows. Brett is busted open from the blows by Bender, blood oozes from his nose and lip. Bender then delivers a Evenflow DDT followed by Dead End. Bender quickly covers the battered Brett for the pin........1........2........3. And Bender wins the Euro belt. The ref hands him the belt and raises his hand in victory.))
Eddie: Well, there we have it! Two new champions, and All in one match! Who says the HWC doesn’t give you quality matches!
Travis: Umm…a bunch of pathetic idiots with nothing Better to do than bash the HWC? Eddie: For once, we agree on something.
Travis: Oh gods! Hell must have just frozen over… Hey, here comes the Prez!
((Beach walks out from the back unexpectedly, to congratulate Bender. Bender slaps hands with him and runs to the back. The rest go to the back on their own. Suddenly the HWCTron shows a scene of a beach, the waves slamming on the sand. A man begins to walk up quickly, wearing a hawaiian shirt and khaki shorts. As the man approaches closer and closer, it is apparent that he is none other than the owner of the HWC himself, Danny Lashley! Lashley walks up to the camera as the fans boo. He soaks it all in and begins to speak.))
Danny Lashley: God have I missed that reaction! I love you to, you idiotic fans! You can all kiss my ass! I'm Danny Lahley, you are not, and that's all the comfort I need in this world!
((The fans start an asshole chant as Lashley pauses and then continues on.))
Travis: You tell ‘em boss! They could never be you!
Eddie: Brown nose, much!
Travis: Kiss off!
Danny Lashley: Anyways, like I told Beach on Slaughter, I'm here to make a huge announcement. Well, actually, a few huge announcements. First and foremost, Beach, you are here tonight for one reason and one reason only. Though I am the owner of this federation, I now hold no real power thanks to that bastard president.
((Lashley holds up a paper. He smiles evilly and then keeps talking.))
Danny Lashley: Sorry to break this to you, Beach, but I have here in my hands a letter of resignation from the president of the HWC himself, James Moon! Do you know what that means? It means I hold all the cards, buddy. SO YOU ARE FIRED!!!
((Beach stands in shock and he attempts to yell into a mic taken from the ring announcer, but it has been shut off. Beach, realizing Lashley is behind this, flips the bird at the HWCTron as the fans cheer him slightly. Beach then walks down the ramp disgustedly as Lashley continues to talk.))
Danny Lashley: Now, normally I would take over my RIGHTFUL position as president of the HWC! But, as is obvious by my surroundings, I have gotten a little bit attached to being free of responsibility. So, as new acting president of the HWC, I issue my first official act. I step down as president!
((The fans are totally shocked as Lashley continues speaking even more.))
Danny Lashley: But then you might ask who IS president? I have the right to replace my presidency with someone of my choosing. So who should it be fans? Should it be Kash Flagg? Maybe Bruno Von Gotch Sr.? How about my old buddy Bob Saget? I don't think so. You guys deserve BETTER. So without further adieu, I introduce to you my replacement and NEW president of the HWC...VIKTOR MARX!!! Now I'm gonna go get freaky with some hotties! Goodbye HWC!
((The HWCTron cuts off and the fans are going nuts as Links 2-3-4 by Rammstein cuts on over the speakers. Viktor Marx walks out of the entrance looking very young, perhaps 24 years old. He wears a solid black suit with gray highlights. He has blonde hair and blue eyes, his hair spiked up straight. He is average in height and weight, but he has broad shoulders. When Viktor Marx speaks he sounds very highbrow and holier-than-thou. He also has a hint of a German accent in his voice. He holds a mic to his mouth while standing at the entrance. The fans are booing insanely.))
Eddie: What a bombshell! The transfer of power is Complete! We have a new president, and here he is!
Travis: ((is in shock, and unable to speak))
Viktor Marx: What an...appropriate reception for your new president. Listen to me my people out there, all over the world...I have arrived! The shaky leadership of old has been passed over like so much dirt and decayed remains. I am the new standard and the new leader of the Hardcore Wrestling Corporation. You will respect me, for I am Viktor Marx, Der Fuhrer of the HWC!
((The fans give Viktor Marx his first asshole chant.))
Viktor Marx: I am not one for false promises and failed expectations. But I will assure one thing: change is coming, for MARXISM HAS BEGUN!
((Links 2-3-4 plays over the speakers once again as Viktor Marx heads to the back. The fans boo him unmercifully and some even throw debris.))
Eddie: Oh my god! It looks like an era of darkness Is beginning for the HWC!
Travis:((still in shock))
((As a referee is standing in the middle of the ring waiting for the next couple wrestlers to be called into the ring, the announcers are going over there notes and a good majority of the fans are getting food as this is a lull in the show. Suddenly the crowd separates down the middle and the fans start to yell and scream there is a man running through the crowd he hops the outside barrier and it’s a masked Kennedy he gets to the ring is grabbed by a ringside security member but he elbows him in the face dropping him to the floor. The masked Kennedy stand there as no one will approach him he walks over and pushes the bell ringer out of a chair he grabs the chair and runs into the ring he fakes a swing at the referee the referee ducks but the masked Kennedy is standing above the Referee he brings the chair back and nails the ref right on the top of the head knocking him out. Security runs out but the masked Kennedy easily escapes security as he runs through the crowd.))
Eddie: What an outrage! We’ve got to beef up security!
Travis: I don’t know, I think it kinda resembled Bob Saget under that mask!
Eddie: Please! Let’s go to the back!
((The camera switches to the back, where new president Viktor Marx is in his new office, going over papers and occasionally looking up at his television to see the goings-on of the night. A knock is heard on his door.))
Viktor Marx: Well, come on in!
((The door swings open and Patrick Spoon the Ring Crew Guy walks in very unsure of himself. He is once again dirty, dressed in messy overalls for his work. He has dirt on his face and hands. Marx looks disgusted with Patrick Spoon, who begins to speak quietly.))
Patrick Spoon: Sir, I saw what just happened with you becoming the new president and all. I'd just like to say, even though I've never had a real match before, I'd love to help out the HWC in any way I can. So, if at all possible, can I have a match on the next Slaughter?
((Marx looks Patrick Spoon over, then his face turns to a look of happiness.))
Viktor Marx: Of course you can! We need people like you, dirty, filthy Americans like you! Our demographic eats it up! So I'll have a match ready for you on Saturday. Now be gone with you!
((Patrick Spoon the Ring Crew Guy looks overjoyed as he walks briskly out of Marx's office. Marx's smile changes and looks very sadistic as the camera switches back to the announce team.))
Travis: You’ve got to be kidding me! It looks like Anybody can get a match these days! Hey Daniels! How about you and me at the next Slaughter?
Eddie: I don’t think so.
((The lights come up as crew hands work quickly to get the Cell down and ready for the wrestlers. Slowly the cell lowers down as the crowd cheers wildly. Finaly everything is all ready and Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson plays. Out walks Luke Knight carring a singapore cane, with Zeek the Freak following close behind dressed like The General. They are greeted by booing, Luke raises the cane in the air before walking to the door of the cell.))
Eddie: This one is gonna be one for the ages, Travis. Travis: GO STEAMPUNKK!
((His music fades quickly as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit hits. Out run The General with out Pit, the crowbar in one hand the Hardcore title in the other. Running at full speed swinging the crowbar General nearly takes Luke's head off. The crowbar does connect with his head knocking him on his ass and busts him wide open. The ref closes the door and locks it leaving Zeek stuck in there with them.))
Eddie: oh Sh*t Zeek's in there!!
Travis: I guess He's gonna Keep The Blue Out.
((General pulls Luke to his feet and rakes his face against the side of the cage, life comes back into Luke as he elbows her. With the cane still in his hands he cracks her in the head with it like it was a bat. Taking another swing at her with the cane General swings back with her crowbar busting threw the cane. Luke looks a little shocked as he looks from his broken weapon to her. General grins raising her crowbar again and brings it down, Luke grabs her arm and throws her over his shoulder into the cage. With what's left of his weapon he starts beating her in the head with it as Zeek comes over and starts stomping away on her.))
Travis: This aint baseball! This is hardcore! I WANT BLOOD!
Eddie: ((muttering)) i'll give you blood boy.
Travis: What was that?
Eddie: Nothing. Lets keep our minds on the match.
((Luke grabs her and slides her into the ring, following he takes her crowbar from her shows it to teh crowd. The crowd boos as Luke prepares to beat her in the face with her own weapon. Apearing to be out General kicks Luke in the dick as he brings down the crowbar. Luke howling in pain drops the crowbar and bends over. Getting up General kicks him in the face as anyone would a football. Luke is knocked on his back. General then gets on him and starts to maul his face with punches, some how Luke throws her off him and gets to his feet.))
Travis: Goddamn! I said HARDCORE, not the friggin OLYMPICS!
Eddie: Travis will you sit down and shut the hell up?!
((Travis sits, shocked at the sudden outburst))
((The two go blow for blow when a Hummer painted in red cammoflauge barrels through the entrance and smashes into the front of the Cell creating a hole big enough for anyone to get in or out. Out jump Salubri and Samedi followed by Lilith and PitBull. the members of Crimson Glory. All are dressed in red cammos. Salubri and Samedi race into the cell and attack Luke, Zeek throws him self at Pit and Lilith just to knock them down. Luke chops Salubri in the chest but is hit in the head by General and Samedi, grabing Salubri and uses him as a human shield. Luke throws Salubri at Samedi and grabs General delivering a DDT. Luke leaps past them all and gets out on the cell first stomping on Pit and Lilith's faces, he starts to climb the side of the cage.))
Eddie: OH MY GOD ITS THE REST OF CRIMSON GLORY!
Travis: Now THIS is Hardcore! 20 bucks says Luke gets made into a lawn dart!
Eddie: I'll take you up on that.
((Salubri helps General to her feet as all but Pit follow Luke up. Pit grabs Zeek who is trying to climbs as the two go at it. All of the Succubus Club make it to the top first where Luke is waiting. He grabs the first one to show their face which is Lilith, he throws her down on the cage and looms over her. She does a leg sweep knocking him down and quickly gets her to feet. Bending over him he grabs him and bites his neck. He clocks her in the side of the head just to get her to let go, by now Salubri and Samedi are at the top standing close to the edge. Holding his neck he stands as Lilith rushes him, he stops her with a thrust kick to Lilith's mid section. Lilith staggers back and knock into Salubri and Samedi. Trying to catch her they are knocked off balence as all three fall from off the cell smashing into spanish announcers table.))
Eddie: OH MY GOD THE SUCCUBUS CLUB JUST TOPPLED OFF THE CELL!
Travis: LAWN DART!!!
((Pit having watching the fall from below look from Succubus Club to General climbing above. Below EMT's rush out to help the Succubus club. Reaching the top Luke kicks her in the head trying to make her fall as well. Losing her grip she grabs Luke's leg pulling him with her, he falls down on the top of the cell and grabs ahold of it for dear life. General uses his to finish climbing up, once up General grabs Lukes face and starts banging it over and over into cage. Blood drips down on to the mat below, General picks Luke up and tries to suplex him but he reverses it. He then drags General to the edge and Steamplexes her off the top of the cell. Thinking quick General grabs ahold of the side of the cell after falling ten feet. Her body jurks to a stops and slams against the side, it looks as it she dislocated her right arm as she cries out in pain.))
Eddie: Someone get help out here. The General's arm may be dislocated. God this is brutal.
Travis: KILL HER LUKE! KILL HER!!
((Luke looking down shakes his head and starts to climb down. General's face now cut by the side of the cell starts to bleed, in great pain she starts to climb down with Luke not far behind. About ten feet from the floor Luke catches up with her and kicks her hand causing her to fall the rest of the way. Zeek runs over to General after slaming Pit's head in the side of his Hummer. Zeek spits in her face and starts stomping on her till Luke reaches the floor. Luke then grabs General by her red mohawk and grabs her back over to the ring and throws her in. Climbing in after along with the ref Luke covers her for the pin.......1...........2...........3.....no General has her foot on the ropes buying her self some time.))
Eddie: damn near close 3 count there, Travis.
Travis: God with all she's gone through I'd think she'd have been done by now.
((Seeing life still in her Luke sighs and pulls her to her feet and tries the Knightmare but is stopped when General delivers a mule kick followed by a standing drop kick. Zeek then jumps on General back hitting her in the head, General maniges to pull him off and throws him to the floor. Pit leaps into the ring with a bucket of green piant and hands it to General, Zeek looks on in fear and tries to flee but Pit is to quick. Holding Zeek in his place General opens the bucket and throws it on Zeek. But no Zeek breaks free and ducks as Pit gets covered in green paint. Luke then clotheslines General as Pit goes after Zeek who is screaming KEEP BLUE OUT KEEP BLUE OUT. Luke puts the Knightmare on General working on her aching torso, crying out in pain, General finaly taps.))
Eddie: SHE TAPPED! FOLKS WE HAVE A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!
Travis: ABOUT FREAKIN TIME!
*Eddie glares at Travis with that 'I'm gonna beat the skinny idiot' look. Travis shrinks back*
((Dropping her he laughs taking the Hardcore belt and shoving it in her face. Looking up and over the crowd he then starts to beat her in the face with the belt making her bleed as much as he did. Pit now green runs into the ring and grabs Luke pitting him in the bullbite which is like his Knightmare. Refusing to let go General get to her feet and sees Zeek coming after her, not thinking she starts to climb once again. Zeek not wanting to climb goes to help Luke as Pit works on breaking Lukes arm. Zeek takes the paint bucket and slams it in Pit's head. Free Luke sees General climbs to the top and he sees his chance to finish her.))
Eddie: ((laughs)) Keeping Green out, eh Zeek?
Travis: That's gonna leave a mark, man..
((He quicky follows, then out comes The Kliq as Bender orders them to climb and get General. Up above as Bender watches General has maniged to put Luke in the crippler cross face, the Kliq finaly get to the top as Cabra kicks General in the head then throws her over. But just before she hits the floor Bender catches her being knocked to the floor by the impact. On top the Kliq starts brutaly beat on Luke, Obake grabs him and jackhammers him threw the top. The two fall to the mat below but Obake uses Luke to break his fall. The rest of the Kliq climb down to help Obake. Bender stands helping General to her feet, in his hand is a mic. The crowd hushes as he speaks.))
Eddie: OH MY LORD! OBAKE JUST JACKHAMMERED STEAMPUNKK THROUGH THE CELL'S TOP TO THE FLOOR!
*Travis is shocked speechless as the crowd can be heard chanting 'HOLY SH*T HOLY SH*T*
Bender: I bring before you the newest member of the Kliq......... THE TIGER.
((With that General rips off her cammo jacket exposing a black shirt that reads The Tiger.))
Eddie: IT'S THE TIGER! SHE'S BACK!
Travis: She never left you idiot.
((Eddie picks up a clipboard and makes as if he would whack Travis with it. Travis shrinks and yelps like a little b***h))
((The camera fades into a locker room with steam pouring from the showers one of the referees walks out of the shower and sits down for a second. He then dries himself off and walks over towards his locker he opens it up and grabs a pair of underwear he slips them on under his towel he then goes over to a table and grabs a cup of water. Then his door slowly creaks open and the lights go out all you can hear are screams, heavy breathing, and a lot of bumping around suddenly you hear a loud crack and the door slam the lights come back on and the referee is lying on top of a broken table he is bleeding out of his mouth and he’s been knocked out.))
Eddie: Folks we're being pre-empted by something in the back, let's take you to a Viktor Marx. Take It Away, cameraman.
((The camera switches to Marx's office, where Marx is intently watching the pay-per-view on his television. The camera is close up on him.))
Viktor Marx: That's another referee that has gone down. Do you realize we are all out? That's the last one in the building! Too bad those Dead Kennedys had to do that!
((Viktor Marx appears to be very falsely concerned about this. A glimmer of a smile even crosses his face.))
Viktor Marx: Well, I can't just have the main event without a referee you know! I need somebody who will be fair and equal, yet strong and stern. Much like me! Someone who won't take any crap from the participants. Someone who will play nice with the boys. Someone like YOU, Smackdaddy!
((The camera pans out to reveal Smackdaddy sitting in a chair in front of Marx's desk.))
Smackdaddy: Sure, Marx, I'm on it!
Viktor Marx: Excellent!
((Suddenly, Kidd Rock barges in on Marx's office visibly mad.))
Kidd Rock: Is what I just saw on my monitor correct, Marx? Are you actually thinking about putting this son of a bitch in as our referee?! What kind of bullshit is that?!
Viktor Marx: I don't know who the hell you think you are Kidd Rock, but you'd be well-advised to choose your words wisely when dealing with me. I'm the new president, Der Fuhrer of the HWC, and you will respect me dammit! I hold your fate in my hands!
Kidd Rock: I don't care what you hold in your hands, you bastard! This is a total load of crap!
((Smackdaddy stands up and stares down Kidd Rock, who meets his gaze. The two men stare straight into each other's eyes while Marx watches.))
Kidd Rock: Back off, Smack, or I'll drop your no-good ass right here right now.
Smackdaddy: Listen, if you don't leave right now, mark my words, you'll never even touch that title.
((Kidd Rock breaks his stare and looks back at Marx.))
Kidd Rock: This isn't over yet!
((Kidd storms out of the office while Marx and Smackdaddy look back at each other. Marx reaches under his desk and pulls out a ref shirt, tossing it at Smackdaddy. Smackdaddy flashes a quick smile then walks out of Marx's office. The camera switches back to the announce team.)) Eddie Danniels: meet our new President, i guess. Travis Best: Damn right he's our new president! Laying down the law already!
((Dig by Mudvayne hits over the speakers and Smackdaddy walks out wearing a referee shirt. The fans boo him with reckless abandon while Smackdaddy arrogantly screams at a few of them. Smack walks up the ramp and into the ring, eagerly awaiting the participants.))
Eddie: Looks like Smackdaddy is our ref for this Main Event Folks. Grab your hats, It's going to be a whirlwind!
((Streetz Is Watching by Jay-Z fills the arena as Michael Streetz walks out as focused as he has ever been seen. Although the fans boo him, Streetz is totally unconcerned. He enters the ring, wary of Smackdaddy, and rests on the ropes in wait.))
Travis: I got my cash on Smackdaddy!
Eddie: You jackass, he's not even a wrestler in this!
Travis: Oh shut up Eddie. He can get involved.
((Paid by Kid Rock comes on over the speakers as Kidd Rock walks out to an absolutely deafening ovation from the crowd. He sucks it all up and walks angrily down the ramp, ready to unleash his power on any fool in the ring. Before he makes it half way down, Take A Look Around by Limp Bizkit plays on the speakers.))
((Eddie and Travis remain silent, waiting for the match to start))
((I2K runs out with the World Title. He runs right to Kidd Rock and bashes him in the head with it quickly. As I2K attempts to enter the ring, he is met with a baseball slide from Michael Streetz. Smackdaddy just stares at everything and then goes to sit in the corner of the ring. He has a big goofy smile on his face as all three men begin to brawl with each other.))
Eddie: All three men lock it up here. Let's see how it goes.
((Travis just rolls his eyes))
((Streetz lays into I2K with heavy lefts and rights. Eventually the champ goes down and Kidd Rock gets up. Kidd throws a nice axekick to the back of Streetz's skull, knocking him down on top of I2K. Kidd Rock climbs up the guardrail by the fans and LEAPS OFF WITH A KNEE DROP ON BOTH STREETZ AND I2K!!! The fans go crazy at the sight of the flying Kidd Rock!))
Eddie: Someone check that man's airliner ticket, he went AIR!
Travis: damn straight he did!
((Kidd Rock picks up the World Title and waits for someone to get to their feet. It turns out I2K gets up first, and he eats his own title! Kidd Rock kicks I2K and tosses the title into the ring. Smackdaddy gets up and locks it around his waist as the fans boo him.))
Eddie: Smack you jerk take that off!
Travis Best: He's just giving us a sign of things to come, Danniels. Can it.
((Kidd leads Streetz up and smashes his head into the apron. Kidd then sweeps Streetz's feet, causing him to fall face first back into the apron. Kidd Rock steps up to the apron and flies off with an axe handle smash, but Streetz catches him and delivers A SPINEBUSTER ON THE RING STEPS!!! Kidd thrashes around, holding his back, yelling out in pain! Streetz trips back down and stumbles around a bit! The fans chant "holy shit, holy shit" at that amazing move!))
Eddie: HE TOOK HIM IN HALF! OH MY GOD!
Travis: MAKE HIM BLEED STREETZ!
((Streetz grabs I2K by the arm and whips him into the same ring steps. He follows up with a knee to I2K's face. I2K's head bounces off the steel like a ping pong ball! Streetz stands up on the apron and attempts to drop an elbow on I2K, who rolls out of the way! Streetz slams his elbow onto the ring steps!!! All three men are on dream street!!!))
Eddie: Jesus Christ this is a freakin' slaughter out here folks!
Travis: AS it should be in a World title shot!
((I2K gets up and grabs Kidd Rock. He rolls him into the ring and follows. I2K goes for a pin and Smackdaddy lazily gets up and counts. 1...Kidd kicks out. I2K begins to argue with Smack, who apparently tells I2K what to do, gesturing to the corner. I2K smiles slightly and leads Kidd to the corner. I2K leaps to the top and spins Kidd Rock around. I2K DELIVERS A TORNADO DDT!!! I2K goes for the pin, 1 2 KICKOUT FROM THE FAST COUNT BY KIDD ROCK!!!))
Eddie: SMACK PLAY FAIR YOU A$$!
Travis: He's being fair! You're just biased.
((I2K gets up and looks very distressed as the fans boo his underhanded tactics. He runs back to the ropes to bounce off of them, but Streetz drops the top down and causes I2K to tumble to the outside. Streetz leads I2K up and picks him up over his head. MICHAEL STREETZ GORILLA PRESS SLAMS I2K OUT PAST THE GUARDRAIL AND ONTO CEMENT!!! The fans actually cheer Michael Streetz!))
Travis: Has the crowd lost their mind?!
Eddie: No, they wanted to see I2k take a spill. Get with the times.
((Streetz rolls into the ring to meet a fully recovered Kidd Rock. The two former partners begin to brawl in the ring much to the cheering crowd's delight. Rights and lefts are thrown and taken, until finally Streetz kicks Kidd in the balls! This causes the fans to boo him immensely. Streetz whips Kidd into the ropesand attempts to clothesline him over, but Kidd hits a backbody drop, sending Streetz to a hard landing on his shoulders on the outside!))
((Eddie Danniels is speechless. Travis speaks))
Travis: Jeez Eddie catching flies in your mouth, or are you gonna talk? ((Kidd quickly follows up his attack with a SLINGSHOT BODY PRESS! After hitting this move, Kidd Rock heads over to where I2K is finally standing up. He grabs I2K and tosses him back over the guardrail. Kidd Rock leads I2K over to the announce table and slams his head into it repeatedly. Finally he tosses I2K onto the table and leaps to the ring apron. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation of what is coming. Kidd leaps off with all his might and HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! The fans chant "holy shit, holy shit" for the second time tonight!))
((Eddie and Travis in unison))
EDDIE/TRAVIS: HEY NOT HERE GUYS!
((The announce team scatters, Travis to his left, Eddie to his right))
((Kidd Rock and I2K both lay motionless while the fans are going nuts. Michael Streetz finally gets to his feet and grabs a chair. Kidd Rock stands up and is belted in the head with the chair! Streetz slams Kidd over and over again, breaking the chair apart! Finally Streetz grabs Kidd by the hair and tosses him into the ring. Streetz quickly follows.))
Eddie: Jesus Christ he busted that chair over his head!
Travis: Hey chairs aren't just for sitting, Eddie my good sir.
((Streetz goes for a cover, Smackdaddy counts quick again 1 2 KICKOUT!!! Streetz and Smack are both livid. Streetz leads Kidd up one more time and hits THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED!!! Pin by Streetz 1 2 KICKOUT!!! Streetz and Smack cannot believe it! The fans are going absolutely insane! Streetz turns his aggression on Smackdaddy and starts to scream at him!))
Eddie: BEAT HIS SORRY A$$ STREETZ!
((Travis is on his feet, screaming obscenities at Streetz))
((The two men begin to throw punches at each other over and over again! During this time, Kidd Rock recovers yet again! Kidd gets to his feet, just as Smackdaddy spins Streetz around. STANDING SIDEKICK ON STREETZ!!! Smackdaddy runs in for a clothesline on Kidd Rock which is ducked, STANDING SIDEKICK ON SMACKDADDY!!!))
Eddie: Kidd just leveled Smack and Streetz!
Travis: DAMN YOU KIDD!
((Kidd Rock falls to the ground as the entire arena is chanting his name! I2K rolls into the ring, finally recovered from the brutal fall through the table! He whips Kidd Rock into the ropes and attempts a spinning wheel kick, but Kidd catches his foot and drops him down face first! I2K stands up, STANDING SIDEKICK ON I2K!!! The fans are now on their feet cheering on Kidd Rock!))
Eddie: Kidd is so close. Can he put this away?!
Travis: If he does..so help me god...
((Kidd stacks I2K and Streetz on top of each other in the middle of the ring and grabs Smack by his hair, tossing him into the corner. Streetz sets Smackdaddy up on the top and quickly follows. HURRICANRANA ON SMACKDADDY! Smackdaddy lands right on top of I2K and Streetz! Kidd gets back up and kicks Smackdaddy off of the two men. Kidd Rock goes to the opposite turnbuckle and climbs up. SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON I2K AND MICHAEL STREETZ!!! Kidd Rock covers both of his opponents and grabs the arm of Smackdaddy! He lifts it up for the 1...2...3!!! KIDD ROCK USES SMACKDADDY'S OWN ARM AND DECLARES HIMSELF THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!))
((Eddie and Travis Best in unison))
EDDIE/TRAVIS: HOLY S**T KIDD IS THE CHAMP!
((Kidd Rock rips the World Title off of the waist of Smackdaddy and wraps it around his own while the fans go absolutely nuts for their new Champion! Kidd Rock rolls out of the ring, not believing any of what is happening to him. He is jumping up and down and holding his hands in the air while Paid plays again over the speakers! Both Streetz and I2K finally recover while Kidd Rock still celebrates. I2K and Streetz begin to yell at each other, causing Streetz to get angry and nail DARK STREETZ ON I2K!!!))
Eddie: FOLKS KIDD ROCK HAS DONE THE NIGH-IMPOSSIBLE!
Travis: He got lucky, man..
((Streetz is standing over I2K, yelling at him, when someone unseen leaps into the ring wearing a black cloak. He rips the cloak off and it is none other than THE LONE ANARCHIST!!! The Lone Anarchist lays into Streetz and absolutely destroys him with a RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! The Lone Anarchist leaves the ring almost as quickly as he came in.))
Travis: HOLY GOD ITS THE LONE ANARCHIST! HE LEVELED STREETZ!
Eddie: This has been a hell of a Pay Per View folks. Tune in on Saturday for Slaughter, which no doubt will be a blowout! Speaking for 'idiot-boy' Travis Best, this is Eddie Danniels, saying Goodbye and Goodnight!
((The show ends while Paid is still playing over the speakers, even though Kidd Rock has finally departed, and Smackdaddy, I2K and Michael Streetz are unconscious in the ring.))
