EWW ONLINE INTERVIEW

THIS WEEK'S INTERVIEW WITH ARES

• EWW ONLINE: First off, EWW ONLINE would like to thank you for taking the time to sit down and be interviewed. Now Ares, the EWW is closed for the winter, but i hear that you are still training daily, is that true?
• ARES: Of course I've been training you ass gremlin. Do you think that i can go out there and slam guys that are twice my size naturally? Because I can. But lifting wieghts and exercising doesn't hurt.
• EWW ONLINE: Well, can you tell our readers what is next for you?
• ARES: I want, wait, let me rephrase that... I WILL be the next EWW TLC Champion. I am the God of Extreme. I am the only one that is truly worthy of holding that title.
• EWW ONLINE: You seem extremely motivated. So do you have any influences or idols that you look up to?
• ARES: Well, let's see. There's of course my biggest influence, myself. But I guess I've also been influenced by Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho. I respect HBK for revolutionizing the sport and I think that Y2J is the greratest heel alive today.
• EWW ONLINE: Those are some great people to look up to. So Ares, what do you consider your greatest accompishment in EWW so far.
• ARES: Being the first EWW Champion. That proved to everone that I am the best.You know there's a reason I'm called Ares the Great. It's because I am, well, great.
• EWW ONLINE: You have certainly proved that. Well, we are almost out of time...
• ARES: Whoa, you are cutting me off? I am an icon you little freak! I am Ares the Great, the King of EWW, the next TLC Champion...
• EWW ONLINE: I'm sorry sir, but we have a time limit. We would like to thank you for your time. That's all for this month's interview. Thanks for reading.