Little Jonny yet again dismisses all friends, family, and social life for his love of wrestling. After playing outside all day with Robert, Jonny ditches him in the park to ride his bike home. Jonny bursts through the door, ignoring his mom's rule about shoes on the carpet, and runs into his room and turns on his magnivox. Luckily, Jonny made it home a few minutes early, and he catches an infomercial right before WhcW is supposed to go on the air.

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The screen goes black, and the WhcW Opening video begins to play. Jonny claps his hands in victory as he pulls out a bag of doritos, and gets relaxed for his favorite program. It's just one hour away from Extreme Warfare, and Jonny can't wait to see what happens tonight on WhcwTV before the show. Before Joey and Paul can begin arguing, a strange, pulsating music fills the arena. A combination of Techno and Rock that has the people squirming in their seats...Yes, many people recognize it as White Zombie's "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama", which can mean only one thing...Lance Storm!

Lance and the beautiful Dawn Marie enter the ramp through the fog and lights, to a arena full of angry people. Boo's resonate almost as loud as the music does, and Lance keeps a serious look on his face as he makes his way to the ring. After a phenominal entrance by Dawn Marie, the music cuts off, and the Canadian Superstar's voice is heard throughout the arena.

=Lance= Can I be serious for a minute?

The crowd erupts in another chorus of boo's, and small pieces of litter make their way into the ring

=Lance= Because I have important news you should all hear. The Canadian Superstar has beaten the odds. I have beaten half the roster. I've beaten the Prez's plans. And best of all, I have beaten Bret Hart.

The crowd doesn't know what to think of Bret Hart, but they remember how Lance won the match, and begin another round of jeers.

=Lance= Last Sunday I became one of four men given the chance to be the first to hold Gen X gold. And if I can pin Bret Hart...If I can manhandle Steve Austin...If I can dismantle Triple H...Then who is going to stop me from winning tonight? NOBODY! I want everyone in this arena and everyone at home to take a good look at me. Look at this physique. You are looking at the best built professional athlete, this side of a negative drug test. So I don't think that an old man like Ric Flair is going to be able to compete with me, even if he has his little gang of miscreants behind him. Because the group who bitches and moans about not being popular in high school or no being able to get a date for the prom doesn't scare me. Ric may have the Outer Circle in his corner...But I've got the HARDCORE ICON! I've got a man who destroys careers. In my corner is the man who just one week ago ended Steve Austin's tenure in this company! He's JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

At this, the fans once again erupt in anger, and the hostility towards Lance Storm is palpable in the air. After arguing with a poorly dressed man in the audience wearing an "SCSA" shirt, Lance continues into the mic...

=Lance= And this brings me to Flair's partner, Chris Jericho. Just a few days ago Chris claimed that he's "Never heard of me"...and that hurts Chris. It seems that Y2J has forgotten all the years in Smokey Mountian Wrestling where we were tag partners. That's right, did it slip your mind Chris? We were tag team Champions. We were...We were friends. Chris, we were Canadian Brothers.

At this, Lance seems to get a little choked up, and Dawn consoles him and gives him a little hug. Not at any point does it seem like Storm is joking. He remains as serious as ever...

=Lance= But that's ok Chris. I figured out a way to jog your memory. Thanks to the beautiful ceremony that Justin had set up for Austin, we made some connections in the back. And, I had the very same people make up a little video just for you, Y2J...so boys, roll it!

All eyes turn to the WhcWTron, and a familiar song begins to play. Many hearts briefly pause, and tears well up in the eyes of many as the song is recognized as "Here's to the Night" by Eve 6. The Tron begins showing many pictures of Lance and Chris, and are obviously years old. In the ring, Lance just shakes his head, and Dawn pats him on the back, reassuringly.

At this, Lance seems to get just slightly emotional,and he begins to narrate the remaining pictures...

=Lance= And here we were Chris. Posing together in the back with some lucky fan who just wanted to be like us one day.

=Lance= And I don't know why I wrestled that night, and you were taking time off in your street clothes...but that's ok. Oh, Look at this one!

=Lance= Some fan of yours couldn't get a picture with his hero Y2J cause you didn't have the time. Well your Ex Partner had the Time. I had the time, and that kid went away happy that day - because he was in a picture with me, and the fact that he got hugged by Dawn Marie.

The video package ends, and the song dies down. All attention is back on the two in the ring.

=Lance= Well Chris, you may have "Never heard of me", but I damn sure know who you are. You are the first ass that will be kicked in tonights Main event, and you are the first person I will step over on my way to the title! Bring your old man partner. Bring that masked man who helped you win last week...Bring whatever you like, because you're gonna find out just like Bret Hart did...That I am the only Canadian Superstar in this company that matters. I don't even care if that partner of mine Kidman shows up, because nothing is going to stop me from winning that title, and that's the truth. Jericho, I don't even know why you call yourself Canadian...It's not like Winnepeg counts anyway. But I am Canadian. I am going to win tonight. I am going to be the first Generation X Champion...and I am going to bring my title back home, to Calgary, Alberta Canada!

At this, White Zombie again blares, and Lance spikes the mic to the mat. Dawn starts clapping as Storm poses in the middle of the ring. WhcWTV cuts to a commercial with little time remaining before the in ring action starts...