August 1, 2003

Well you'll all be glad to know that I feel much better
I have learned ALOT over the past few days
and I believe I shall impart my knowledge with you:
  1. do NOT microwave an egg, they explode
  2. Don't make your parents mad, as much as you don't want to admit it, they still run your life
  3. don't write journals really late at night, when you are in a really bad mood
  4. Figure out who you are before you get mad at other people for now knowing you
  5. No matter what you are going through, as long as you keep a firm hold on God's hand, you'll be fine
  6. Don't be afraid of critisism, especially if its from a friend
  7. ALWAYS have faith in others, they may surprise you
thus ends my advice.

And now for my egg story...

This relates to #1, do NOT microwave an egg.
And in addition to that, an egg timer is not enough time to make a soft boiled egg
I was innocently trying to make a soft boiled egg
where you put it in the cup, cut the top off and dip strips of toast in the yolk
So there i was, I had boiled it for the length of the egg timer
i had cut the top off...
but it wasn't quite finished
Oh I probably could have eaten it and lived
but it was a little raw
So I figured...
Why not microwave it? cause i obviously can't boil it any longer, its open
BIG mistake
It exploded, all over the microwave.
I had to throw it out and start all over again with another egg
and this time i let it boil for longer then the egg timer
and it still should have been cooked a little more
but i ate it cause I was pretty hungry by this time.
and now you can all learn from my mistake
I know I have!
Live and learn

later days

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