**The arena lights go dark. We hear the lyrics of "All My Life" by the Foo Fighters pounds through the arena speakers.**
"All my life I've been searching for something"
"Something never comes never leads to nothing"
"Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close"
"Closer to the prize at the end of the rope"
"All night long I dream of the day"
"When it comes around then it's taken away"
"Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most"
"The feeling comes to life when I see your ghost.."
“got Sassy?”
“Bring Back Brent”
“Closet Wellsabe No Longer”
“Why Apehead Why?”
The camera cuts a few more seconds through the audience**
”DON’T HATE ME...Because I’m the Best!”
”DON’T HATE ME...Because I’m the Champion!”
”JUST LOVE ME, like all the rest...DOOOOOO!”
Tyler Wells: “This week, I offered a hand of respect to Todd Clayborne. Todd, I'd like for you to come down to the ring so that the King can shake your hand. Seven days ago you beat me at my own game and you deserve to have my respect for that.”
Tyler Wells: “Now Todd, I said a lot of things and so did you going into our match at Fire Within and there is no doubt that we put on one of the best matches in the history of the TWF. So Todd, I just wanted to acknowledge in front of all the Wellsabes that you were the better man Sunday night.”
Tyler Wells: “Alright, alright. If I were you I wouldn't take my hand at first offering either. But Todd, for all the fans and for all the people that we entertained. For every last person who cheered when I did the Elitification to every person who cheered when you grabbed the belt. For the fans Todd, lets do what’s right and show each other the respect that we have after kicking the Hell out of each other.”
Nick Page: “What a great thing for Tyler Wells to do...losing a match so important to his career and then having the guts to come out here and congratulate the man who beat him.”
Shawna Johnson: “My Tyler is losing his bad boy image? This can’t be happening!”
Nick Page: “That snake in the grass! What a despicable act to commit against our North American Champion!”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s MY Tyler!”
Nick Page: “Dammit! This is no way to treat a man with a title belt. This is no way to treat any man!”
Tyler Wells: “Respect my ROYAL ASS CLAYBORING! I beat you like a red headed step child! I had that piece of tin you are so proud of within my grasps and when I did I realized that I didn't want it! That is why I did the Elitification, that is why I didn't grab that belt! So a simple thought occurred to me, if I can already beat the NA champion, why don't I just go for the World Title? That is why you still have you're belt...at least for the next hour!”
Shawna Johnson: “An interesting way of starting off tonight’s event.”
Nick Page: “Interesting? It was downright felonious! Don’t you care at all for Todd Clayborne’s health? Here is a man who wrestled arguably the most physically demanding match in his TWF career, then only one week later he’s going to be defending his North American Title and Wells softens him up with a chair shot and that vicious submission. Clayborne is going to have to overcome some overwhelming odds to walk home with the North American Title tonight.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well you see, if he’d just stayed down on the mat at Fire Within and let the true King of the federation take what is rightfully his he wouldn’t have all those problems now would he? No, he could be busy finding more long lost relatives or abusing his poor old father.”
Nick Page: “What do you have against Todd Clayborne Shawna? He’s a hard working, generous, attractive young man. I think it’s just terrible the way he’s abused by the jerks and puffed up egos in this federation.”
Shawna Johnson: “You know what they say, Nice Guys Finish Last.”
Nick Page: “I know it all too well. Time to get this show started though and we’ve got a great opening bout to get your adrenaline pumping, a lucha libre three way dance.”
Irv Coyner: “The following three way dance will be contested under lucha libre rules and will be for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds. JOHN DOE!”
John Doe: “I’m truly amazed! This crowd tonight is outstanding!”
John Doe: “It’s been over three years since I’ve had this much adrenaline pumping through these veins. It’s the best! I know most of you’ve never heard of me, and I know most of you’re already bored off your seat. So, I will make this short and sweet. Tonight, I plan to illustrate to each of you why I‘m the man you can expect nothing from. I will show you why you MUST expect the unexpected and respect what you can’t expect. And if you neglect to expect your gonna get wrecked by the Triple D!”
Irv Coyner: “Also competing in this match. From Flagstaff, Arizona and weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds. “THE HORNET” ALEX HARRIS!”
Irv Coyner: “And finally. From Montreal, Canada and weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds. Accompanied to the ring by Ruthless Aggression, Christi Williams!”
You Better Lose Yourself in the Music The Moment
You better never let it go,
you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Christi struts out onto the stage, her hands running up and down her slender frame as her lips pout. The men whistle as she begins to strut down to the ring, behind her Prime and Brujah of Ruthless Aggression come strolling out. Christ slinks into the rings and runs her hands over her body again, Doe looks unimpressed but Hornet looks flabbergasted.**
Nick Page: “Christi’s little show enticing Alex Harris, and it proved to be a bad thing for him as Christ explodes with a forearm shot rocking him backwards into the ropes. Christ hits him with a hiptoss sending him to his back on the mat. Christi looks over at Doe still sitting in the corner turnbuckle who has yet to move. He’s, he’s applauding Christi! What do you think that means.”
Shawna Johnson: “I don’t know, but I find it kind of creepy. Doe rolling to the apron, apparently he’s going to take the initiative to be the man on the outside for the start of this match.”
Nick Page: “Christi pulls Harris to his feet and whips him into the ropes. She bounces off the opposite ropes and hits Harris with a high flying body tackle, putting him on his back. Christi quickly climbs the turnbuckle and awaits Harris to get to his feet. Christ launches off the top rope and lands squarely on Alex’s shoulders and flips him across the ring with a flying head scissors.”
Shawna Johnson: “Girl power. She flung him right out of the ring. John Doe now the legal man!”
Nick Page: “Harris steps into the ring slowly, his eyes locked on Christi, but in a different way than Harris’ eyes were earlier. Doe and Christi collar elbow tie-up. Doe catches Williams in a side head lock then drops down quickly to her feet with a single leg take down quickly wrenching that leg up for an STF, but Christi rolls to her back and kicks with her free leg catching Doe in the chest.”
Shawna Johnson: “Doe staggers backwards into the ropes. Christi kicks up to her feet and catches Doe in the face with a spinning heel kick that sends him stumbling. Christ bounces off the ropes and hits Doe with a flying body press. But Doe rolls through and gets the pin.”
Nick Page: “Christi kicks out. Doe and Williams on their feet. Collar elbow tie-up again, but Christi catches Doe in the chest with a knife edge chop before they lock horns. Christi backing Doe to the ropes. Christi with an Irish whip she catches him low with a back body drop and flings him over the top rope and to the outside. Harris back in the ring.”
Shawna Johnson: “He won’t last long.”
Nick Page: “Harris catches a dropkick to the chest entering the ring which puts him against the ropes. Williams pulls him out to the middle of the ring and sets him up for the G-Spot drop. Doe on the outside, but he’s looking out into the audience. What’s he doing, doesn’t he realize there’s a match going on?”
Shawna Johnson: “He apparently saw someone, or something out there.”
Nick Page: “In the ring Williams hits Harris with the G-Spot Drop and goes for the pin.”
Irv Coyner: “Here is your winner. Christi Williams!”
Nick Page: “I think if Doe wasn’t so preoccupied with whomever he was looking at outside the ring he might have prevented that pinfall and could have come around. We really didn’t get a chance to see them showcase their talent, but one thing is for sure, when it came to the talent distribution day Alex Harris must have been absent.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well, he was obviously distracted by Dani’s blatant grotesque display of sexuality.”
Nick Page: “I guess he’s got to learn a whole lot more about focus and concentration when he gets inside the squared circle.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well Johnathon Cross, our next competitor, could teach him a thing or two. He is no stranger to the ring, in fact he’s been wrestling for a few years now, but he’s new to the TWF, I promise you won’t be dissapointed.”
Irv Coyner: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds. JOHNATHON CROSS!”
Irv Coyner: “His opponent, from Dublin, Ireland and weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds. JIMMY SULLIVAN!”
Nick Page: “And here we go in a great opening match. The newcomer Johnathon Cross taking on Jimmy Sullivan. The two are circling around the ring scouting each other’s talents. Cross is the first to move into action with a feint and then an all out attack trading fists with Sullivan. Cross whips Sullivan across the ring. Sullivan ducks a lariat and comes off the opposite ropes and hits Cross with a shoulder tackle only budging Cross a few steps back. Cross swings but Sullivan blocks it and hits him with one of his own. Cross headbutts Sullivan sending him staggering and Cross quickly capitalizes with a knee to the gut and then a rocker dropper drilling Sullivan’s face to the mat.”
Shawna Johnson: “Both men showing great technical abilities early in this match, as well as a good pain tolerance.”
Nick Page: “Cross pulling Sullivan up not giving him a moment’s rest. Cross whips Sullivan into the ropes and grabs him hoisting him up in the air and drops him throat first across the top rope. Sullivan reeling from that one. Cross hooks the leg.”
Shawna Johnson: “Still a bit too early to put the drunkard Irishman away.”
Nick Page: “Sullivan getting back up to his feet along with Cross. Cross charges Sullivan who sidesteps and Cross goes chest first into the turnbuckle. Sullivan comes off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Cross putting him down to the mat. Sullivan now with a cover.”
Nick Page: “Not enough to put him away for the three. Sullivan frustrated back to his feet. Cross climbing up as well. Sullivan off the ropes behind Cross and comes in with a bulldog, but Cross ducks out of it and Sullivan falls to the mat. Cross capitalizes hauling Sullivan back to his feet and putting him back down quickly with a snap suplex.”
Shawna Johnson: “Cross able to turn this match around on a dime.”
Nick Page: “Cross taking some time to gather his strength with a cross arm bar putting pressure on Sullivan’s elbow. Sullivan sliding closer to the ropes, but still a few feet away. Cross keeping the match pace slowed until he dictates it should speed up.”
Shawna Johnson: “He’s doing a good job of keeping things slow, but Sullivan is nearing those ropes.”
Nick Page: “Cross drops the hold and gets back to his feet. Sullivan back up as well, and holding his shoulder, but Cross has other plans grabbing Sullivan and setting him up for a forceful shoulder breaker that leaves Sullivan holding his shoulder in pain. Cross obviously focused on Sullivan’s shoulder.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s a good observation.”
Nick Page: “Sullivan pushing himself back to his feet. You’ve got to admire his will and determination. Cross whips Sullivan to the turnbuckle, but Sullivan reverses it and sends Cross chest first into the turnbuckle. Cross comes staggering out and Sullivan steps up dropping him with a Russian legsweep.”
Shawna Johnson: “Cross on defensive now as Sullivan goes for the pin.”
Nick Page: “Cross got out of that sticky situation. Cross back on his feet but Sullivan up as well. Sullivan and Cross exchanging blows. Sullivan backs Cross into the turnbuckle, but Cross explodes out of the turnbuckle and exchanges spots. Cross laying into him with heavy fists. Cross pulls Sullivan out of the turnbuckle and THE ENFLAMED SPIRAL!”
Shawna Johnson: “Out of nowhere at all and Cross might have this match won! Cross with the cover.”
Irv Coyner: “Here is your winner, Johnathon Cross!”
Nick Page: “And there you have it Johnathon Cross with a tremendous debut performance here on his first Rising.”
Ryan smiles and walks back down the hall returning with a cage inside an out-cold Boozer lays unconscious. Piper has to fight to contain his laughter as Ryan pulls the monkey out of his cage and slaps it to wake it up. BooZer begins howling and screeching. A commotion starts up inside the STD locker room as Piper and Ryan dart for cover. Maxx throws open the door and skids to a halt noticing the bucket above the door. He laughs as he sidesteps the bucket, but steps right into the baby oil. Maxx’s legs shoot in every direction before he finally lands full on his ass in the oil and tacks yelping in pain as tacks bury deep into his bottom. Mike runs out of the door looking down at Maxx and doesn’t notice the bucket until Ryan pulls the string tipping the bucket over and dumping water all over Mike and Maxx. The bucket lands on Mike’s head. Mike staggers for a second and steps into the baby oil and finds the same fate as his tag team partner landing on his back on the sharp tacks. Ryan grabs BooZer and bowling ball rolls him into the pile of STD. Ryan and Piper exchange glares then go their own ways.**
Irv Coyner: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the TWF Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first, from Coney Island, New York and weighing in at two hundred and five pounds. APEHEAD McGHEE!”
Marilyn: "Last minute change of plan, Apehead. I won't be at ringside tonight."
Apehead: "Huh? But, but - who's gonna help me win?"
Marilyn: "You don't need any help to take out that sack of shit, Mckormick. Besides, I've arranged some insurance just in case he tries any funny stuff. Here."
Marilyn: "Pepper spray, comes in handy.”
Apehead: "Pepper spray? You gonna get me a rape alarm too?"
Marilyn: "You want me to slap that sass right out of ya?"
Marilyn: "Now get in there and win that Cruiserweight belt!"
Irv Coyner: “And his opponent. From Parma, Michigan and weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds. The TWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, K McKORMICK!”
”Bring the Violence...”
”..it’s significant...”
Pyrotechnics explode on the stage lighting up the arena as Disturbed’s “Violence Fetish” rips through the arena. K McKormick steps on stage accompanied by a shower of sparks and a cloud of lingering smoke. He is holding his kendo stick in one hand. McKormick heads to the ring. McKormick grins as he steps up to the ring apron and hops over the top rope.**
Nick Page: “McKormick fresh off a great win against Jimmy Sullivan at Fire Within, but now he’s got a whole new challenge with Apehead McGhee who is a tough nut to crack. Apehead charges right in, but gets stopped with a kick to the gut. Apehead looking a bit disoriented in the ring as McKormick battles him back with hard shots to the face. McKormick whips Apehead into the ropes and charges in with his bald head, but Apehead is back to his old self and hits him with a snap DDT.”
Shawna Johnson: “There’s good ole Apey. Not that I missed him and his pantie raids, but he is a good competitor in the ring. I’m not so sure about this Marilyn character though.”
Nick Page: “Apehead pulls McKormick up and brings him down with a scoop slam and then bounces off the ropes and drops a leg drop across McKormick’s chest. Apehead bounces back up to his feet. McKormick getting back on his feet slowly. Apehead laces his chest with knife edge chops sending him backwards, but McKormick powers out of it and begins hitting Apehead. Apehead dizzied and McKormick capitalizes with a tiger driver. McKormick with the pin.”
Shawna Johnson: “No, a kickout by Apehead.”
Nick Page: “Apehead staggering back to his feet, but McKormick is still in control up on the second turnbuckle and comes off with an elbow to Apehead’s forehead. Apehead falls down to the canvas. McKormick grabs McGhee’s legs and drags him towards the corner. McKormick heading to the top rope now. McKormick comes off with an elbowdrop, but Apehead pulls up his knees and McKormick pays a big price for that move.”
Shawna Johnson: “That had to hurt.”
Nick Page: “No doubt. Apehead pulling himself to his feet in the corner. McKormick still dazed in the middle of the ring. Apehead straggles over to him and pulls him up. Apehead tosses McKormick to the ropes and catches him with a diving clothesline that nearly decapitates him. Apehead crawling over towards McKormick with a lazy cover.”
Shawna Johnson: “Apehead needs to make a better cover than that, that was weak.”
Nick Page: “Apehead back on his feet and so is McKormick. Apehead and McKormick exchanging punches, but Apehead takes the advantage with a kick to the midsection. Apehead whips McKormick to the ropes, and tries for the Goodnight Sweet Prince, but McKormick ducks it and takes a few steps back hitting Apehead with the Masta K kick.”
Shawna Johnson: “That could be it.”
Nick Page: “McKormick going for the pin.”
Irv Coyner: “Here is your winner, K McKormick!”
Nick Page: “Well I can’t say that Apehead didn’t try his hardest, but McKormick really gave it to him there at the end. Wait, what’s this?”
Shawna Johnson: “It’s that strange black clad figure again. You know, a lot of guts the guy has, dressed in all black, beating people from behind. Maybe they should have a commandment about THAT!”
Nick Page: “Except that he’s not spraypainting commandments, he’s going for the seven deadly sins. There is a difference.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well thank you Mr. Altar Boy, you know, that’s starting to explain a lot.”
Nick Page: “I was never an altar boy Shawna. I just expect this kind of common knowledge from someone so common as you, but moving right along in our show, there’s nothing common about our next match, in fact it’s a tables match where the winner will be declared the number one contender for the Generation Title. There’s a lot riding on this match and Lei-Yu Sying and Triple6 are just the kind of competitors to push themselves to the limit when a big match comes calling.”
Shawna Johnson: “Maybe one of these days Triple6 will push himself right off a cliff.”
Nick Page: “SHAWNA!”
Irv Coyner: “Ladies and gentlemen this match is a table match! Introducing first… From Beijing, China. Weighing in at one hundred ninety-two pounds and being accompanied by Crevan Blake… LEI-YU SYIIINNNG!
Crevan Blake: "Tonight in this Tables match Sying will prove Triple 6 shouldn't even be in the same division as Sying and he will destroy a former TWF world champion!"
Irv Coyner: “And his opponent! Weighing in at three hundred pounds and being accompanied to the ring by The Pastor and The Reverend… TRIPLE SIIIIIIXXXXX!”
10...9...8...7...6...6...6
“No Chance” by Dope blares throughout the arena as large flame pyros explode in front of the entranceway as the smoke clears an angered Triple Six strides out, his balls clenched tightly in their gloves. The Reverend scurries behind him in fear and The Pastor walks behind as Triple Six hops onto the apron and extends his large leg over the rope to stand in the ring, eyeing the equally menacing Lei-Yu Sying.**
Nick Page: “This match folks will be brutal. Triple Six and Lei-Yu Sying circling each other. I mean look at the size difference between these two! Triple Six and Sying going for a quick tie up but Sying showing superior speed and his size advantage to duck under and around Triple Six and slams some hard kicks right to the back of Triple Six’s left knee. Triple Six cringing as he falls forward but shows some excellent balance as retains his balance and stands again. Sying going for another kick but Triple Six lifts that large leg as the kick goes under it and slams it right into Sying’s face, sending him right to the ground.”
Shawna Johnson: “This match is rather balanced. I mean Triple Six has his two minions, strength, weight and height advantage. Then again Kakuma here has speed, agility, experience and sheer technical prowess. Wait…I’m talking wrestling jargon! Your infecting me Page!”
Nick Page: “Heh. Sying rolling backwards and springs to his feet, hitting the bottom rope and leaping at Six with a cross body but Six catches him! Six cradling the head as he goes for a side slam but mid throw Sying scrambles out and behind Six as he connects with a dropkick to the back left knee of Six, knocking him forward, exposing his right knee as he leans on it. Sying running in and connects with a Black Wizard!”
Shawna Johnson: “Black Wizard?’
Nick Page: “it’s a Shining Wizard except you use a kick. Nifty maneuver. Sying taking an opportunity to plot out his next move but dear lord! Triple Six sits up as if nothing happened! Sying springboards to the top rope and leaps off with a huge impact spinning heel kick knocking Triple Six right back down. Sying getting up as he sees Six slowly begin to stir back to his feet, a little blood from his nose as the heel surely connected. Sying looks about and sees the Pastor and Reverend as he runs to the ropes and swan dives right into them, laying them out on the outside! Sying stirring back up to his feet as Six is up and charging the ropes and dear lord! Look at Satan fly with a huge cross body connecting on the smaller Sying! Crevan Blake looking about in fear for his client as Six slowly gets up to his feet, a little groggy from the jump. He begins to grab a table and slides it into the ring as he grabs Sying by his sash and rolls him into the ring.”
Shawna Johnson: “Root for Satan, root for small Chinese guy… Satan… Chinese Guy.”
Nick Page: “Sying slowly pulling himself off the mat as Six begins to set up a table in the center of the ring. Six has it set up as Sying’s off the mat and onto his feet as Six charges at him with a clothesline but Sying ducks out of the way in the nick of time. Sying’s back to the ropes as he signals for Blake to come near. Six growls and charges in showing, that awesome aggression as he lifts up his right foot for the Hells Boot but Sying ducks and springs back up like a yo yo and catches the foot, holding it high as Crevan is reaching in and clasping tightly onto Six’s planted foot! Sying stills holding that leg hops backwards onto the bottom rope and leaps off in a front flip! He’s barely clearing Six still holding that let as he twists in a corkscrew and twists that leg as it’s driven into Six’s own chest as he falls back and Sying lands in a kneeling position! Brilliant maneuver by Lei-Yu Sying!”
Shawna Johnson: “I guess Sying’s the favorite in this one.”
Nick Page: “After seeing that maneuver I wouldn’t be surprised. Triple Six rolling on the mat in serious pain from such a graceful and awesome maneuver. Sying manically taking advantage of that and slamming some hard boots right into Six’s hurting right leg, adding insult to the injury so to speak as we can’t see a smile because of that damn sash. But Crevan Blake looks really happy though. Lei-Yu grinning as he mounts the top rope and looks down at Six. He leaps off and is spinning in air. Triple Six rolling out of the way! Dear god! Sying misses with the Corkscrew Moonsault and pays the price for it. Sying gasping for some air through his sash as Six is slowly getting up to his feet with the aid of the ropes. He’s finally up with wobbly right leg and all as he staggers over to Sying and pulls him up by his sash. Six lifts up his wobbly right knee and slams it right into Sying’s face! He falls back a bit and grabs a hold of Sying and does it again!”
Shawna Johnson: “Just tell me when this is over. Aside from the flips and stuff this is just boring.”
Nick Page: “Boring enough to have to listen to Chet Denson?”
Shawna Johnson: “Good point.”
Nick Page: “Triple Six ready to drive in one more wobbly knee but Sying throws his hands up in a block, pushing the knee down a bit as Six tightens his grip on Sying’s sash. Sying leaping off the ground and pressing off Six’s knee with his hands lands on it single-foot and does a 180-spin landing on Six’s shoulders! Six battling on his one good leg to maintain leverage as Sying kicks at him with his ribs. Six grasping a hold of Sying’s left leg as he uses his other arm to attempt a swing at Sying but Sying dodges. Sying clasps onto the other leg as he stumbles toward the cage. He’s setting up an electric chair drop through the table! If he connects it could be over!”
Shawna Johnson: “The sooner the better.”
Nick Page: “Six about to toss Sying off with the chair drop but Sying slams his knee’s right into Six’s skull as Six is dazed and Sying leaps off in a beautiful front flip toward the ring ropes. He lands on it and hops back, performing a 180 spin to face Six as he lands right on the table! Six confused as he stumbles forward closer to Sying as Sying lifts off from the table and clears Six and plants a beautiful drop kick to the back of Six’s head as Six falls right onto the table! It hasn’t broke though!”
Nick Page: “Six looks a bit out cold as Sying rolls on his landing to the mat. He rolls and leaps off, hitting the ropes and leaping off, rolling again as he heads to the other set of ropes and leaps into the air! Absolute Grace sending Six through the table!”
Irv Coyner: “Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and number one contender to the Generation Title… LEI-YU SYIIIINNNG!”
Nick Page: “We have to take a short commercial break, but don’t touch that dial, when we return we’ll see “Mr. Money” Todd Clayborne defending his North American title against “The Systematic Assassin” Logan Treasure.”
Irv Coyner: “This match it scheduled for one fall, and is for the NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSIP. Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, from Kansas City, Missouri! The Systematic Assassiiiiinnnnn, LOGAN TREASURE!”
I NEVER WANTED TO BE ANYBODIES' ANYTHING!
I NEVER WANT TO BE ANYBODIES' ANYTHING!
I NEVER WANTED TO BE ANYBODIES ANYTHING!
I NEVER WANTED TO BE ANYBODIES' ANYTHING AT ALL!
ANYBODIES' ANYTHING AT ALL!
Logan continues to walk down the ramp, adorned in a black wrist tape, crimson tights with on the left leg of the tights it says in razor edge font "Treasure" and the other leg displaying the word "Chiifu kyoushu" or Chief Assassin in exaggerated black Japanese characters, and the back of his tights reading "Assassin" in a black "bloody" font. He hops onto the apron and hold tight onto the ropes, and launches himself over them and lands on his feet as he paces the ring, stretching as he waits Todd Clayborne.**
Irv Coyner: “And his opponent, weighing in at two hundred, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Mr. Money TODD CLAYBORNE!”
A huge explosion and green fireworks shoot up from both sides of the entrance way. Todd walks from the back dressed in a black t-shirt with a picture of his face wearing sunglasses on the front and Mr. Money written on the back in green and gold. He also has on long white wrestling tights with gold dollar signs down each leg and black wrestling boots. The crowd cheers as he raises both hands in the air and then slowly makes his way to the ring stopping to shake hands and give a few hugs. Todd climbs up on the ring apron and pauses a second to look out at the crowd . He then takes his shirt off tosses it into the crowd. He climbs in the ring and paces back and forth a few times before stopping in the middle of the ring and holding his arms out causing the crowd to cheer more. Green and gold fireworks shoot out from the ring posts as the lights come back on. **
Nick Page: “This should be a great match between to very established and excellent wrestlers. Lets just hope that the champion isn’t too effected by that attack with a chair earlier in the night.”
Shawna Johnson: “Don’t forget that sharpshooter T Dubs did either Nick. Here’s the bell.”
Nick Page: “Treasure on the attack first and he gets behind Clayborne. He starts to go for a germen suplex but Clayborne hooks the leg. Treasure tries for a bulldog now but Clayborne ducks his head avoiding the move. Logan lands and his feet and turns coming at Clayborne with a clothesline. Clayborne hooks the arm and turns it into an arm bar right in the middle of the ring. Treasure uses his size to power to the ropes and the hold is broken.”
Shawna Johnson: “Both of these guys are technical wrestlers. Seems like this is going to be a very back and forth match.”
Nick Page: “Treasure shakes out his arm and they tie up. Clayborne is at a disadvantage here considering that attack earlier in the night and his size. Treasure surely knows that and goes for a quick snap mare take down. He hooks in a surfboard with his knee right on the spine of Treasure. He is really wrenching on the arms now. Treasure first tries to power out of it to no avail. He contorts his body enough to turn the move around and takes down Treasure with a Thez Press.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s ring smarts by Clayborne. Treasure squirms around enough to escape the moves, but he looks pretty upset now.”
Nick Page: “Again both men are on their feet, and they tie up again. They are really testing each others skills with these constant tie ups. Clayborne turns it around on Treasure, trying for a germen suplex of his own. Logan rolls through it and hooks that arm again, this time with a reverse arm bar.”
Shawna Johnson: “Looks like Treasure is really trying to work that upper body of Clayborne, I wonder if he has a plan for later in the match.”
Nick Page: “He is always thinking ahead, surely he has something up his sleeve.”
Shawna Johnson: “He’s not wearing a shirt.”
Nick Page: “it’s a figure of speech Shawna. Besides there is a match going on in the ring. Treasure off the ropes now, and Clayborne goes down early for a back body drop. Treasure recognizes it and stops himself just in time. He grabs the head and plants Mr. Money head first into the mat. Treasure drags Clayborne to his feet and starts with the knife edge chops backing Clayborne into a corner.”
Shawna Johnson: “Logan is screaming at the top of his lungs at Clayborne, I guess trying to pshyc him out.”
Nick Page: “It seems to be working as he is wearing down Clayborne enough to set him on the top rope. He climbs to the bottom rung and looks to be going for a suplex off the top. Clayborne sends some kicks into the midsection of Treasure with one big boot knocking him to the ground.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s a mental breakdown, he needs to keep Clayborne on the ground here. Clayborne doesn’t have the same breakdowns though, climbing down from the ropes instead of going airborne.”
Nick Page: “Logan scrambles to his feet backing himself away from Clayborne who advances quickly and is on top of Treasure again. He is using some knife edge chops of his own. He sends Treasure packing with an Irish Whip into the opposite rope, this time waiting for Treasure to be on his way back before telegraphing the move. He drops to the ground here and hit the drop toe hold. Taking advantage now he locks in the STF right in the middle of the ring.”
Shawna Johnson: “Treasure is in pain but he probably isn’t going to tap to this move.”
Nick Page: “Clayborne scrambles out quickly and pulls Treasure to his feet. He wraps his arms around the waist and sends the bigger man flying with a belly to back suplex. Clayborne seems very calm right now as he takes control of the match. He again goes over to Logan and pulls him to his feet, this time sending him into the corner.”
Shawna Johnson: “Clayborne charges in now looking to clothes line Treasure.”
Nick Page: “Treasure gets his foot up just in time however and lands it squarely on the jaw of his opponent. Clayborne goes reeling now and Treasure closes in this time, going for the snap suplex. He connects and arches his back attempting the pin.”
Nick Page: “Not even close, Clayborne kicks out and rolls out of the ring. Treasure looks pretty fired up now flexing his muscles in the ring. Clayborne slides back under the bottom rope and fights his way to his feet despite the clubs that Logan is raining upon his back. Treasure sends Clayborne into the ropes and follows closely behind and connects with a knee to the gut on the rebound.”
Shawna Johnson: “Clayborne needs to recover, ever since that boot he has been on the defensive.”
Nick Page: “That’s right, Treasure isn’t letting him get to his feet for very long though and he hooks in a chicken wing sleeper hold. He emphasizes on that arm though and Clayborne uses his free arm to go for the snap mare take down. He connects and locks in a sleeper hold of his own.”
Shawna Johnson: “His eyes almost bulge out of his head now and the ref comes in to check if he wants to continue. No signal from Logan here.”
Nick Page: “The referee comes over and lifts the left arm of Treasure. Its falls once, the ref lifts it again, it falls again. Logan must be really tired to just be taking this hold like this.”
Shawna Johnson: “Its not like he has a choice. The ref motions that it two time, this time its over.”
Nick Page: “The ref lifts his arm one last time, and Logan catches it just before it falls. He seems to be hulking up and is thrusting elbows into the midsection. Just as he tries to escape though Clayborne grabs the shoulder of Treasure and pulls him close enough to lock in a full nelson.”
Shawna Johnson: “Now this move is illegal in amateur wrestling but here in the TWF its all good.”
Nick Page: “Mr. Money Todd Clayborne sends treasure packing with the patented “Money in the Bank” maneuver. Logan is nearly unconscious and this could seal the victory for Clayborne. The cover.”
Shawna Johnson: “Look out!”
Nick Page: “Clayborne turns around just in time to get wacked right in the neck with a walking stick by MIKE FALLWELL! Clayborne clutches his throat and Fallwell works the midsection with the walking stick. Fallwell walks up the stage with a huge grin on his face just as the ref comes to. Logan climbs back into the ring now.”
Shawna Johnson: “What the heck? First Brent Nelson and now Mike Fallwell! Who's going to help Logan next? Psychotic Jay?”
Nick Page: “Ever since Danny Firestarter became president here in TWF I knew it would only be a matter of time until Fallwell came back. Mike has been in every fed DDF has ever been a part of. Logan with the cover now.”
Nick Page: “Kickout at the last possible second by Clayborne. Logan is in dis-aray, he thought he had it won. He yells at the referee just as Clayborne comes too. Small package by Clayborne!”
Shawna Johnson: “Not enough pressure on the chest by Clayborne, normally that would have sealed up the win. He must be dazed from the attack by Fallwell is in shock himself at the top of the ramp.”
Nick Page: “Logan is steaming now and he is very aggressive in his attack on Clayborne. He ties up Mr. Money and goes for the shin breaker on the left leg. He drags Clayborne to his feet and again lifts him into the air this time dropping him all the way to the mat right on that left knee. Treasure sensing opportunity locks in a crooked figure four leg lock applied mostly to the left leg.”
Shawna Johnson: “Clayborne grimaces in pain here and stretches that five foot eleven inch frame for the ropes.”
Nick Page: “He nearly reaches the ropes and Treasure notices it, using his arms to drag him back towards the center of the squared circle. Almost no chance now for Clayborne to reach the ropes. He uses all of his might to roll the move over, cranking on Logan’s legs now.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s technical wrestling at its finest.”
Nick Page: “Clayborne releases the hold and both men struggle to their feet holding their legs. Clayborne the first to recover and he closes in, looking for that belly-to-belly suplex he calls the C-Note. Treasure counters with a cheap poke to the eye and stumbles away from the move with a look of relief on his face. Clayborne can barely see right now, none the less he hit’s a kick to the midsection.”
Shawna Johnson: “There he goes off the ropes bouncing behind Treasure. He leaps into the air.”
Nick Page: “BAD BUSINESS! Clayborne hustles for the cover hooking the leg.”
Irv Coyner: “Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner and STILL TWF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, “Mr. MONEY” TODD CLAYBORNE!”
Nick Page: “There ya go folks, in a battle of technical abilities Mr. Money overcomes the odds that were stacked against him all night and steals a victory of Logan Treasure.”
Shawna Johnson: “Hold that thought Nick, something’s going on in the back.”
Duncan Carter: “Mike, Mike Fallwell! Does this mean you're back to being employed with Titan Wrestling Federation?”
Mike Fallwell: “Employed?”
Mike Fallwell: “No Duncan, I’m not employed with Titan.”
Duncan Carter: “Then what are you doing he-“
Danny Firestarter: “Look Mike... I don't have time to deal with you right now. I have a show to run and a main event to referee. Just... just go home alright? Go home.”
Mike Fallwell: “I am home!”
Nick Page: “Welcome back fans, we’re headed into our second hour of broadcasting with the same intensity as we left the first hour, and Shawna, what do you think of Mike Fallwell’s comments we saw right before the break.”
Shawna Johnson: “Total Serial Killer-esque creepy! I AM home? What is THAT supposed to mean?!”
Nick Page: “Well obviously Mike Fallwell sees a career as a professional wrestler than something much more than a job. And two of our next competitors are lucky to still have their careers with the TWF after narrowly avoiding being taken away from us due to some contractual mix-ups the team of Drake & Morris are back in action tonight taking on Renegade and his partner who just joined the TWF, Omnipotent. This should be a good match, though I can’t say much for Omnipotent I know Renegade is a tough cookie to crumble.”
Irv Coyner: “This tag-team match up is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of four hundred and eighty six pounds, TOMMY DRAKE and RUSSEL MORRIS!”
Nick Page: "Quite a lot of love for Tommy and Russell in their return match. It's nearly deafening in here."
Shawna Johnson: "Well Tommy is a sex symbol to women around the world."
Irv Coyner: “And their opponents, tipping the scales at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety pounds, RENEGADE and OMNIPOTENT!”
Nick Page: “Looks like Tommy is on his way over here Shawna, he wants to take your spot.”
Shawna Johnson: “Anything to be next to that dreamboat.”
Nick Page: “This one starts off with Russell facing off the still aggravated Renegade. They stare each other down and Renegade is the first to make a move going for a clothesline. Its almost as if Russell saw it coming though and ducks under it. Russell waits for another moves from Renegade and again Renegade goes for a clothesline.”
Tommy Drake: “Russell could pin that guy right now if he wanted to, this is a warm-up match to prove why we are an explosive duo though.”
Nick Page: “I’m sure, Russell ducks that clothesline too but Renegade is right there and wraps him up for a belly to back suplex. Russell counters though by hooking the heel and reversing it into a Russian Leg Sweep. That the first move of the match, sending Renegade to his back.”
Tommy Drake: “That’s my badass!”
Nick Page: “Renegade doesn’t want to lose this one early and he makes the tag to Omnipotent. He’s in the ring now and he hooks up with Russell, who Irish whips him into the rope. Russell with a big back body drop by Omnipotent is right back to his feet. Russell all over him though with some big chops and he ends it with a kick to the midsection.”
Tommy Drake: “DDT that clown!”
Nick Page: “There it is. Russell takes advantage of Omnipotent who was doubled over and sends him crashing to the mat. Russell quick to cover here.”
Nick Page: “Not quite, but Russell is showing he can handle both of these men by himself. Omnipotent back on his feet now, this time a little more defensive. Russell backing him into a neutral corner and going to work with shoulder thrusts to the midsection. Renegade into the ring now and he pulls Russell off. He’s not having any part of it though sending Renegade right over the top rope with a haymaker. Omni though explodes off the second rope and hit’s a flying lariat.”
Shawna Johnson “He’s not so bad ass when he is laying on his face now is he?”
Tommy Drake: “Ya know what, he may not be certified like yours truly, but shit…he is alone out there.”
Nick Page: “Renegade back in the ring now and they are double teaming Russell now who is struggling to stand. Tommy makes the blind tag, the ref sees it but neither Renegade nor Omnipotent notice as they have both their backs turned. Tommy springboards off the top rope and connects with a double dropkick to the back of either mans head.”
Shawna Johnson: “Here comes Russell to the announce table now.”
Nick Page “Oh great.”
Russell Morris: “What’s that supposed to mean? Back to action boys and girls. My certified badass Tommy going back and forth with punches to Renegade and Omnipotent until the ref ushers Renegade out of the ring.”
Shawna Johnson: “Omnipotent is the legal man here, Nick.”
Nick Page: “I know…”
Russell Morris: “Shawna, I am right here doing play by play. Tommy with kicks to the midsection of Omnipotent now. Omnipotent catches one here, Tommy with an izaguri though sending Omnipotent to the ground. Omnipotent crawls to his corner and makes the tag.”
Shawna Johnson: “Renegade looks fresh after a few minutes out of the ring.”
Russell Morris: “Renegade is punishing my boy now with some kicks to the back of the head. No mercy at all as Tommy lays crumpled on the ground. Renegade picks up Tommy and sets him up for the clothesline from hell.”
Shawna Johnson: “Funny how they always leave when the other one is in trouble.”
Nick Page: “Here it comes! Oh my god, Tommy leapfrogs it showing some incredible athleticism as he pushes of Renegades shoulders sending him to one knee. He looks to be still in some pain from the Brujah match last week. Tommy off the ropes and now and the fans ERUPT now that they see what is coming.”
Nick Page: “The Certifier sends Renegade crumpling to the mat. Russell pulls Omnipotent off the ring apron with a Electric Chair Drop onto the mats outside. Tommy with the cover now with a leg hook.”
Irv Coyner: “Here are your winner, Tommy Drake and Russell Morris!”
Shawna Johnson: “Tommy Drake and Russell Morris showed some dominance in the ring that time.”
Nick Page: “That’s right, they are a tag team to be messed with even without Logan Treasure.”
Shawna Johnson: “Yeah, in my opinion that stodgy old tightwad was just holding them back.”
Nick Page: “Well he did teach them a lot about the wrestling ring, no doubt about that. I’m just looking forward to seeing them with tag gold around their waist.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well depending on how things go later tonight they may have a different team to face for the Tag Team Titles.”
Nick Page: “But first we’re giving three superstars a second chance to name their destiny in the TWF by winning our next three way dance.”
Shawna Johnson: “Well Steve Somers might want to pay particular to this, because I'm certain all three of the men would love a crack at the world title. Now this match isn't your standard triple threat match, is it Nick.”
Nick Page: “Two men will remain in the ring at all times, and the third man, well, he has to sit and watch on the ring apron and wait for a tag. All three men were involved in a coin toss to determine just who will start the match, and it's be Jared Blazer and Marky Chang.”
Nick Page: “Well, if it isn't Mr. World Champion himself.”
Shawna Johnson: “Cool, I didn't think we'd be so lucky tonight.”
Nick Page: “Ya, my thoughts exactly.”[Rolls his eyes]
Nick Page: “I suppose congratulations are in order here.”
Steve Somers: “Testing, testing am I on? Well, Nick looks like Steve Somers did what I said I was going to do. Now you have a world champion that you can be proud of.”
Nick Page: “How can you be proud of the way you swerved Jared Blazer to win that belt?”
Steve Somers: “Hey, Blazer said it himself. Something along the lines of win at all costs? If Blazer can't handle it, then he should take up golf or shuffle board.”
Irv Coyner: “The following contest is the special Choose Your Own Destiny Match! Where the winner will pick his opponent next week on Monday Night Rising. Introducing first, from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Weighing two hundred and twenty five pounds. MARKY CHANG!”
Steve Somers: “Ya cupcake, the only way you'll get this belt is if I hand it to you.”
Irv Coyner: “His opponent from Miami, Florida. Weighing two hundred and twenty seven pounds, and accompanied by Breann. "THE ELEITE ONE" TYLER WELLS!”
He gets a kiss from Breann on the apron and then jumps over the top rope. He climbs the near left corner facing the camera and raises both of his arms as a pyro effect with "T. Dubs" burns above the ring. Tyler gets down from the ropes, and spots Somers at the broadcast table. He spits out his gum hits it with his hand as it sails off and nearly hitting Somers in the head.**
Steve Somers: “You get it cupcake, that’s what Tyler Wells is all about...HIT and MISS.”
Irv Coyner: “And finally. From Detroit, Michigan. Weighing two hundred and seventy pounds. "THE NEXT BEST THING" JARED BLAZER!”
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the........
.....FLOOOOOOOOOOR!!
Blazer steps out onto the entrance ramp, as "Bodies", by Drowning Pool emanates throughout the arena. Lasers and pyrotechnics go off, as a display of neon yellow and green light flood the entrance way. Blazer pauses at the top of the ramp, arms outstretched, almost as if trying to absorb the fans' electricity in an embrace, before recoiling his arms in a bicep flex. He makes his way to the ring, nodding in approval at the fans' screams, as chants of "NBT!" "NBT!" roar through the capacity crowd. He slides underneath the bottom rope, and makes his way to the turnbuckle, once again with arms outstretched, before dismounting the turnbuckle. He turns to see Somers has placed the world title on the broadcast table as if to taunt Blazer, with his feet propped up.**
Nick Page: “I think he's well aware that you ARE the world champion.”
Steve Somers: “Just showing Blazer where the world title is going to stay from now on.”
Shawna Johnson: “And what better place for that world title, then around YOUR waist.” [Smiles]
Nick Page: “Ok now, referee Lius Mendez telling Tyler Wells he has to go to the outside. Wells proceeds, but not before cuffing Blazer in the back of the head. Blazer turns around as Wells climbs through the ropes, Chang seizing the opportunity charges and clips Blazer's right leg. Chang quickly laying the boots to Blazer, then picks him up. Chang backs Blazer against the ropes and fires away with a loud knife edge which draws a loud pop from the crowd! Chang with another chop. Then Irish whips Blazer, but Blazer reverses it and sends Chang into the ropes, Chang off as Blazer hoists him into the air in a gorilla press slam!”
Shawna Johnson: “Wow! Jared launches Marky across the ring, awesome power!”
Steve Somers: “Marky's going to have to keep away from Jared if he even thinks about surviving this match.”
Nick Page: “Blazer moves in on Chang and lifts him to his feet. Blazer wraps his arms around Chang and nails a belly to belly suplex. Blazer again picks up Chang and fires him into the corner, Blazer charges, Chang using the ropes for leverage lifts his legs in the air as Blazer ducks his head. Chang wraps his legs around Blazer's waist and into a rollup!”
Nick Page: “Blazer using those powerful legs kicks out easily. Both men to their feet, Chang with kick to the mid section and right forearm shot to the head, Chang with a spring board drop kick nailing Blazer in the face. Chang scrambles for a cover!”
Nick Page: “Blazer using his power again presses Chang towards the ropes.”
Steve Somers: “Looks like Marky has some fire shooting out of his ass tonight.”
Nick Page: “Chang with a stomp to Blazer's head. Chang picks up Blazer and runs off the ropes, Chang leaps and wraps his legs around Blazer going for a frankensteiner. Blazer blocks it! Blazer raises Chang in the air and drives him down with a huge power bomb!”
Shawna Johnson: “Did you see Marky bounce off that mat?!”
Nick Page: “Wells screaming at Blazer to make a tag, but the former world champion will have nothing of it. Blazer picks up Chang and lifts him into the air, points at Wells before drilling Chang with a brain buster. Blazer goes for the cover.”
Nick Page: “And that was broken up by Wells with a slap to the head! Blazer up and jawing with Wells as he makes his way back to the outside. Chang crawling for the ropes as Blazer turns his attention back to him. Blazer approaches Chang but Chang grabs Blazer's trunks and fires him and slingshots him to the outside. Chang shaking off the cob webs and heads to the top rope as the crowd raises to their feet! Blazer getting to his feet, can’t find Chang, he turns and Chang leaps nailing Blazer with a beautiful corkscrew moonsault!”
Shawna Johnson: “That was incredible! Marky pulling out all the stops tonight.”
Steve Somers: “Chang is a known screw up, just watch.”
Nick Page: “Chang now introducing Blazer to the guardrail. Then a vicious kick to the chest sends Blazer against the guardrail. Marky now climbs over the other guardrail and jumps to the top. Marky leaps and nails Jared with a double heel drop kick! The fans loved that one. Marky grabs Jared and walks him towards the ring and fires him under the bottom rope. Chang with another cover!”
Nick Page: “and again Wells breaks up the count, Wells is pissed that nobody will tag him as he shoves Marky in the head with his boot.”
Steve Somers: “Wells showing how much of a sore loser he really is.”
Nick Page: “Chang makes a crude gesture towards Wells, who just tells him to kiss his ass. Blazer gets to his feet as both men circle each other. Wells leans in and slaps Blazer on the back for a blind tag. I’m sure we'll see a lot of those in this match. Wells enters the ring and signals for Blazer to take a hike. Blazer eyes Wells and leaves the ring. Wells and Chang then meet in the center of the ring and butt heads. Wells pushes Chang in the chest, Chang goes to push Wells but Wells arm drag take down. Chang to his feet and charges at Wells catches him with an elbow to the face. Wells with a scoop slam, followed by a jumping knee drop. Wells picks up Chang and sends into the ropes, Chang ducks a clothesline and bounces off the other side, Wells ducks his head, Chang catches him with a spinning neck breaker.”
Shawna Johnson: “We should see some fast paced action with these two guys.”
Steve Somers: “More like some second rate wrestling, from two chumps.”
Nick Page: “Chang picks up Wells hits a spinning DDT. Chang like a cat scales to the top rope, Chang leaps and hits swanton bomb!”
Nick Page: “Wells kicks out! Chang lifts Wells to his feet again and tosses Wells into the ropes, Wells springs off and connects with a flying elbow. Wells quickly lifts up Chang and sends him into the ropes, Chang off and Wells hits a power slam. Wells lifts up Chang and hoists him onto his shoulders.....Tyler Victory Driver! Wells with the cover.”
Shawna Johnson: “Blazer reaches between the ropes pulls Wells off Chang. Wells stands up and pointing the finger in Blazer's face. Chang from behind grabs Wells tights into a rollup.”
Nick Page: “Wells kicks out. Chang to his knees as Wells gets to his feet. Wells off the ropes and drives an elbow into Chang's back. Wells to his feet again and picks up Chang, Wells walks Chang over to the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Wells tosses Chang to the other buckle. Wells charging Chang goes for the Marky Chang Music, but Wells ducks, kicks Chang in the mid section , DDT!”
Shawna Johnson: “Breann pointing to the top rope instructing Wells to do something.”
Nick Page: “Wells picks up Chang and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Wells climbs up but Chang with a right hand, Wells fires back then rakes his eyes. Wells sets up Chang and delivers a superplex!”
Steve Somers: “Chang's done, start counting.”
Nick Page: “Chang fires his shoulder up! Wells can't believe he couldn't put him away. Wells picks up Chang and fires him through the ropes to the outside. Wells rolls under the bottom rope and picks up Chang and walks him over here and slam his head into the broadcast table. Somers to his feet as Wells slaps the world title belt onto the floor. Wells and Somers having words Chang grabs the world title belt and clobbers Wells in the head. Chang grabs Wells and tosses him into the steel steps. Chang picks up Wells and leans him against the ring post. Chang taking a few steps back and drills Wells with a Marky Chang Music!”
Shawna Johnson: “Wells head ran off that ring post like a shot.”
Steve Somers: “I wonder if Wells can here the music now.” [laughs]
Nick Page: “Chang pulls up Wells and rolls him under the bottom rope. Chang to the top rope again, turns around and leaps off hitting a moonsault! Chang for the cover!”
Nick Page: “NO! Two and a half as Wells got the foot on the rope! Chang picks up Wells and shoves him into the corner, Blazer makes a blind tag that Chang didn’t see. Chang mounting Wells against the corner as Blazer from behind drives a forearm into Chang's back. Blazer reaches up and grabs Chang, Blazer with a second rope full nelson suplex! Blazer picks up Chang and hits a high angle suplex, Blazer then heads for the top rope. He readies himself then nails Chang with a leg drop! Blazer with a cover.”
Nick Page: “Chang raking Blazer's eyes as Wells boots Blazer in the head before Luis Mendez escorts him to the outside. Blazer picks up Chang and hits an atomic drop Chang turns around as Blazer drops him with a hard clothesline! Blazer standing over Chang flexes his right bicep before dropping it across his chest. Blazer going to the top again, Chang trying to get to his feet as Blazer leaps off for a moonsault attempt but Marky rolls and Blazer hits nothing but canvas! Chang staggering to his feet walks over and grabs Blazer's legs, Marky Chang slapping on a sharp shooter!”
Steve Somers: “What is he trying to do, hurt himself? He won't beat Blazer with that sad version of my hold.”
Shawna Johnson: “I think Blazer is about to tap! Wells, get in there and do something!”
Nick Page: “Blazer is trying to power out of this move using his leg strength, but Chang won’t bow out without a fight. Wells is distracting the ref, Blazer with a burst of strength powers out sending Chang crashing into the turnbuckle! Wells slaps Chang for a tag. Wells enters the ring but Chang drives a forearm into Wells back. Blazer getting his feet as Wells elbows Chang in the face and sends him into the far corner. Blazer moving towards Wells who kicks him in the mid section Wells with a double legs take down, scoops up Blazer's legs. Wells with a slingshot's Blazer into the corner, but Chang catches Blazer flush with the Marky Chang Music! That draws and Oooooo, from the crowd. Wells to his feet as Chang and Wells start trading blows. Mendez squeezing between both men and trying to get Chang out of the ring. Wells turns and picks up Blazer backing him into the ropes. Chang finally gets out of the ring, Wells tosses Blazer into the ropes and connects with a beautiful flying back elbow. Wells picks up Blazer and walks him over to the corner and climbs to the second rope.”
Steve Somers: “Looks like Wells is going for the Seven Years Bad Luck. Of course, after I beat Wells, he's had nothing but bad luck.”
Nick Page: “Wells trying just that, but Blazer lowering his center of gravity. Blazer lifts Wells onto his shoulders, steps back and drops Wells to his feet, then shoves Wells into the corner. Blazer driving his shoulder into Wells repeatedly. Blazer walking Wells to the center of the ring, and lifts him into the air but Wells drops in behind Blazer. Wells spins Blazer around kicks him in the mid section......Wellsinator! Wellsinator! Wells for a cover!”
Nick Page: “Chang barely broke that up. Again Mendez trying to get Chang out of the ring. Breann is up and yelling at Chang. Wells has Blazer up as both men exchange blows. Chang runs and drop kicks Breann to the floor! Breaan hits hard as the crowd cheer that move on.”
Shawna Johnson: “She should have minded her own business anway.”
Steve Somers: “Hey, I can see Breann's red thong from here.”
Nick Page: “Blazer tosses Wells into the ropes, Wells ducks a clothesline attempt, then bounces back. Chang nails both men with a perfectly timed CFR kick! as all three men hit canvas. I think Marky landed a bit awkwardly on then mat. Mendez now starting a count as Chang is rolling to the towards the corner.”
Nick Page: “Blazer reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as Wells gets to one knee. Wells up and fires his boot repeatedly into Blazer's chest. Wells now using his knee and bottom rope to choke Blazer as Mendez lays a five count. Wells picks up Blazer, Blazer flings Wells arms aside and hits a belly to belly suplex! Blazer on his knees trying to get his wind back. He picks up Wells and gets to his feet, Blazer fires Wells into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Blazer sends Wells to the other side, and hits another big clothesline. Blazer with a side headlock on Wells, runs towards the turnbuckle but Wells shoves him chest first into the corner, Wells with a reverse DDT! Cover.”
Steve Somers: “Blazer with a shoulder up. Wells scouted the Blaze of Glory well. He doesn’t want to anything to do with that move.”
Nick Page: “Wells walking Blazer over to where Chang is and lifts Blazer onto the top turnbuckle, Wells using a lot of strength for that. Wells climbs to the top but Chang with a bind tag on Wells, that Wells didn't see. Chang in the ring as Wells is going for suplerplex. Chang weasels his way under Wells legs, Chang grabs a hold of Wells and walks him out of the corner and drills him with a sitout power bomb! Chang to his feet and runs up the turnbuckle and nails Blazer with a top rope DDT!”
Shawna Johnson: “The crowd is up for those two BIG moves by Marky Chang.”
Steve Somers: “Chang needs to cover Blazer, this is his golden opportunity.”
Nick Page: “Chang makes the cover as the crowd sings along,”
Nick Page: “NO! Blazer kicks out! Chang now picks up Blazer and tosses him into the ropes, Blazer bounces back and Chang hits a frankensteiner. Chang mounting Blazer and laying in right hands. Chang picks up Blazer and hits a double arm DDT, then Chang leaps and hits and spring board moonsault!”
Nick Page: “Blazer shoots his arm in the air. Chang up and runs over to give Wells a shot on the outside dropping him to the apron. Chang hauls Blazer to his feet, Chang runs off the ropes, but Breann grabs Chang's foot.”
Steve Somers: “Chang trying to shake Breann looks like she was humping his leg. Uh, oh Wells getting a little cheapshot with a knee to the back.”
Shawna Johnson: “Get that little witch out of there.”
Nick Page: “Blazer see the distraction and charges Chang clotheslining Chang over the top rope. Blazer to the outside and picks up Chang, Chang with a knee to Blazer's mid section drives his head into the broadcast table. Chang with a DDT on the outside. Chang rolls under the bottom rope and grabs a hold of the top rope waiting for Blazer to get his feet. Blazer slowly makes his way up and Chang slingshots himself and hits a somersault flip landing on Blazer! Wells inside the ring now as Chang is back on the ring apron. Wells off the ropes and drop kicks Chang to the outside! The crowd boos as Wells steps through the ropes and sees a prone Jared Blazer. Wells goes for the Elitification! Blazer moves and Wells hits the ground hard!”
Shawna Johnson: “Wells might have knocked himself out! Breann is over to check on him.”
Steve Somers: “What a dumb ass.”
Nick Page: “Blazer to his feet as Chang drives a knee into his mid section, then rolls Blazer under the bottom rope. Chang follows, he picks up Blazer, side headlock, Blazer lifts Chang into the air for an atomic drop but Chang flips over. Chang runs off the ropes, Blazer turns around as Chang goes for the Marky Chang Music! Blazer side steps and grabs Chang's leg lifts him into the air and nails a modified spine buster!”
Shawna Johnson: “Breann has Wells leaning against the ring apron now, but he looks out of it.”
Steve Somers: “Wells certainly is on rubber legs street. What a cupcake.”
Nick Page: “Blazer picks up Chang, side head lock. Blaze Of Glory! Blazer with the cover.”
Nick Page: “Blazer pulled it out! Jared Blazer gets to choose his own destiny next week on Sunday Night Rising! Breann helping Tyler Wells to the back, as Steve Somers just left the broadcast table. Somers walking to the back clapping his hands in a tuanting fashion as Chang is tries to get his senses together again.”
Irv Coyner: “Here is your winner. “THE NEXT BEST THING” JARED BLAZER!”
Shawna Johnson: “Looks like we may see another Steve Somers Jared Blazer match next week. However Jared seems to have his sights set on someone else, whoever that could be let’s listen in.”
Jared Blazer: “Where are you going cupcake?”
Jared Blazer: “Oh, don’t look so scared Somers. Don’t worry your little Hostess there buddy because you can damn sure bet I’m not wasting my time with another round of Jared Blazer vs. Steve Somers.”
Nick Page: “What? Blazer’s not going for the World Title? Why?”
Jared Blazer: “No, you can sit tight with that little piece of tin until someone comes that’ll give you a threat and take it right back away from you. Now, like I said, I have some unfinished business to tend to with someone else, who just happens to be a title holder as well. Now, let’s not make any mistakes here, this isn’t about the title, it’s about the personal issues I have. Those inner demons that need quieting and so that is why next week, Todd Clayborne, it’s going to be you and me buddy. Don’t bother trying to get out of it, because you can’t it’s your destiny. That’s all I have to say.”
Irv Coyner: “Ladies and gentlemen…this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the TWF TELEVISION TITLE! Introducing first…from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at one hundred thirty pounds… “SASSY” SUMMER KENSINGTON!”
Irv Coyner: “And her opponent! He is the TWF Television Champion! Hailing from a Van down by the river…weighing in at two hundred forty-five pounds…accompanied to the ring by “Racer” John Jackson…BOXCAR WILLY!”
Screams over the pa system as Powerman 5000 “When Worlds Collide” kicks into gear as out walks Boxcar Willy, tapping that beautiful TV title over his shoulder as he and Racer John walk to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as they cheer Boxcar as he slides in the ring, handing his belt to the referee as he looks at Sassy.**
Nick Page: “The bell has rung as Boxcar rolls his neck out. Going in quick with an aggressive tie up and Sassy just getting pushed around right into the turnbuckles off of that as he slams a hard chop across her chest. Boxcar slamming knee after knee into Sassy as he brutally whips her into the other corner and charges in with a clothesline and connects. Sassy staggers as he falls out of the corner on her face. Sassy looking really out of wack tonight, not her usual self.”
Shawna Johnson: “Maybe she’s tired from using those damn dirty sessions with Dani.”
Nick Page: “I somehow doubt it. Boxcar slamming boot after boot into the back of her head as he picks her up again and whips her against the ropes. Readies with a clothesline extended but she ducks and Boxcar connects with a beautiful neck breaker, planting her right back on the ground! Boxcar with the cover!”
Nick Page: “She just barely kicks out. This is a really different Summer Kensington. She’s really off game tonight and if she doesn’t get back on track she may lose her chance at even beating Willy now.”
Shawna Johnson: “Despite how much I hate that bitch…I have faith.”
Nick Page: “Boxcar really dominating here as he picks up Sassy again and whips her into the corner. She’s barely holding onto the ropes as the crowd cheers in delight! Boxcar’s signaling for the Market Crash! Racer John giving orders to the crowd. Boxcar charges in and slams a punch right into Sassy’s beautiful face!”
Nick Page: “Boxcar connects with another! Each going a little faster!”
Nick Page: “The crowd just loving to chant in on the market crash as Sassy stumbles forward. Boxcar sweeps in low as he puts her on his shoulders as the crowd yells in delight. He cradles the head and legs. Boxcar screaming “TRAIN’S ACOMING!” And connects with the Train Wreck! He goes for the cover!”
Irv Coyner: “Ladies and Gentlemen, still your TWF Television Champion…BOXCAR WILLLLLLY!”
Nick Page: “Great showing on Boxcar’s part, making it a complete and efficient match. Sassy really off her game tonight, I definitely expected more of a fight from her.”
Shawna Johnson: “Maybe her new personal assistant has proven to be too exhausting for her to keep up with.”
Nick Page: “Well there is no doubt that every man involved in our next match will be on top of their game. I’m talking about tonight’s main event, the World Tag Team Titles up for grabs as STD defends them against The Suicide Machine and “The Pied Piper” Kirk Visconty.”
Shawna Johnson: “Mmm, I can’t wait!”
Nick Page: “Well you won’t have to, because it’s coming up right now.”
Irv Coyner: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and will be for the TWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES! Contesting this match will be a special guest referee, please welcome TWF PRESIDENT “DANGEROUS” DANNY FIRESTARTER!”
Irv Coyner: “Introducing first, weighing in at five hundred and fifty five pounds the TWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. SIMPLY THRILLING DUDES!”
”DARE YOU SAY IT, SIMPLY THRILLING?!”
Nirvana’s “You Know You’re Right” blares from the arena speakers:
PAAAAAINNNN
PAAAAAAAIIINNNNN
YOU KNOW YOU’RE RIGHT!
The entrance is set ablaze with pyrotechnics as Mike and Maxx step out on stage. They each raise their title belt in the air to a tremendous response from the crowd. The two head slowly to the ring soaking up the energy from the crowd slapping hands along the way. They enter the ring and take opposing turnbuckles standing and raising their belts high as strobes kick up all around them and more pyrotechnics explode at the stage.**
Irv Coyner: “Their opponents, weighing in at a combined five hundred and seventy pounds. The SUICIDE MACHINE AND “THE PIED PIPER” KIRK VISCONTY!”
Nick Page: “You could cut the tension with a knife. All the little pranks and gags are over and now it’s time to wrestle the match. It all comes down to this and it’s a powder keg waiting to explode. And Maxx throws the first punch at Piper and there we are, it’s pandemonium in the ring as everyone begins going at it all at once.”
Shawna Johnson: “Like we didn’t see that coming. Surprisingly DDF doesn’t look too worried about the big melee.”
Nick Page: “Bodies flying everywhere as Suicide Machine pitches Mike into the ropes and catches him with a lariat, but Maxx has Piper in the corner lacing his chest with chops. Suicide Machine takes out Maxx with a running forearm shot to the back of the head. Suicide Machine rolls out of the ring leaving Piper to fight Maxx on his own.”
Shawna Johnson: “A job he’s already shown to be able to handle.”
Nick Page: “Piper out of the corner as Maxx gets back to his feet. Piper knocks him backwards with a European uppercut. Maxx dazed and Piper grabs him and drops him down with a DDT. Maxx rolls to his stomach and pushes himself back to his feet as Piper gets to his feet. Piper catches Maxx with a knee to the gut slowing him down.”
Shawna Johnson: “Maxx has a lot of fight in him, it takes a lot to take it out of him.”
Nick Page: “Piper locks Maxx in a facelock and grabs his leg. Fisherman’s suplex? But Maxx won’t go over, Maxx drives a fist into Piper’s kidney. Piper now sent up in the air and down with a Vertical suplex by Maxx. Maxx quick to stomp on Piper. Piper gets to his feet but Maxx keeps a tight leash on him with a full arm drag and twist. Maxx walks Piper to his corner and tags in Mike who hops up on the top turnbuckle.”
Shawna Johnson: “This doesn’t look good for Piper!”
Nick Page: “Mike comes off with a double ax handle smash, but Piper turns the tables and Maxx winds up on the receiving end putting him down to the mat. Mike looks aggravated, swings at Piper, but Piper ducks it and grabs Mike from behind picking him up and dropping him in an atomic drop.”
Shawna Johnson: “Piper was waiting for the perfect moment, and he sure caught it.”
Nick Page: “Piper kicks Mike in the gut and picks him up for a piledriver but from behind Maxx clubs Piper. Mike back body drops Piper to the canvas looking to Maxx for a quick thanks. Mike back to attacking Piper stomping him as he tries to get to the tag with Suicide Machine.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s a far crawl, Piper should be more focused on fighting Mike off.”
Nick Page: “Mike pulling Piper up to his feet and whipping him into the ropes Mike grabs Piper and whips him around in a vicious powerslam. Mike holding on for the pin, but gets a one count only. Piper back to his feet and tries to get the tag to Suicide Machine, but Mike cuts him off and fights him back with stiff right hands. But Piper fights back. Piper and Irwin exchanging fists in the middle of the ring neither man budging much at all.”
Shawna Johnson: “C’mon Piper, you can do it.”
Nick Page: “Piper trying to rock Mike back, but Mike is resolute. Mike grabs Piper and drops him with an explosive spine buster! Oh he really drove him into the mat. Piper clutching his back. Mike still not feeling all too good from that assault by Piper. Both men crawling to their corners.”
Shawna Johnson: “I hope Maxx didn’t hurt Piper’s back again. If he has to go on the shelf again I’ll be severely upset.”
Nick Page: “Piper and Mike both close to getting the tag. And there it is. The Suicide Machine and Maxx both in the ring at the same time. Stervoski ducks the lariat from Maxx and grabs him from behind and drops him with a release German Suplex. Maxx slow to get back to his feet and Stervoski is on him in no time with a knee to the face and then follows it up with an inverted powerbomb!”
Shawna Johnson: “Stervoski pulling Maxx up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Stervoski puts Maxx up on his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan drop with the momentum from throwing him into the ropes.”
Nick Page: “Kickout by Maxx. Maxx and Stervoski back up to their feet. Maxx catches a kick to the gut from the Suicide Machine, but gets an enziguri to the side of the head nearly flipping him completely over as he slams into the canvas. Mike in the ring now, but Suicide Machine catches him with a few peppering shots. Maxx getting back to his feet. Visconty warns Stervoski from the outside but it’s too late and Stervoski is lariated from both sides knocking him down to the mat.”
Shawna Johnson: “That’s not fair!”
Nick Page: “Stervoski in pain as he rolls around on the mat. Maxx and Mike double teaming him with stomps. Piper in the ring to save Stervoski, and DDF lets him. Maxx catches Piper with a dropkick sending him stumbling backwards and over the top rope. Maxx and Mike to double team on Stervoski even worse! Maxx pulls Stervoski to his feet. Maxx whips Suicide Machine to the ropes. Mike picks him up in the air and drops him down on Maxx’s shoulder in a reverse neckbreaker!”
Shawna Johnson: “STD are really harping on the injured parts of their opponents, a good strategy, but I would rather be seeing Piper pummeling them. And DDF doesn’t seemed to be too worried about the double teamings.”
Nick Page: “Maxx with the pin now and calling DDF’s attention.”
Nick Page: “Piper breaks the pin. The Suicide Machine with a rake to the eyes of Maxx! Maxx holding his face and The Suicide Machine picks him up and plants him with a spinning belly-to-belly suplex.”
Shawna Johnson: “Now get that sexy Visconty in the ring!”
Nick Page: “Ryan falling backwards into his corner and Piper tags himself in on The Suicide Machine’s shoulder. Piper in the ring and Mike charges in, Piper levels him with a boot to the face. Mike rolls out of the ring. Maxx back on his feet but Piper hits him with a European uppercut that sends Maxx flying backwards into the turnbuckle. Piper pulls Maxx out of the turnbuckle and places him backwards on the top turnbuckle.”
Shawna Johnson: “I think it’s time that Maxx Payed the Piper!”
Nick Page: “That could certainly bring about the end of this match. Piper up on the second rope and has Maxx from behind, but Mike hits Piper! Piper unable to fight back. Mike grabs Piper from behind and hits a back suplex putting him in the middle of the ring. Mike steps back out of the ring, but Maxx is on the top rope and turning around.”
Shawna Johnson: “Get out of the way Piper!”
Nick Page: “Maxx comes off the top rope with a big splash! Maxx hooks the leg for the pin.”
Shawna Johnson: “NO PIN! Visconty powered out! He is not only incredibly good looking, but he’s got the stamina of a kangaroo!”
Nick Page: “Maxx can’t believe it. Maxx getting to his feet and pulling Piper up as well. Maxx puts Piper in a facelock, but Piper turns it around and backslides Maxx’s shoulders to the canvas.”
Nick Page: “Not enough, but it sure put Maxx on his guard. Maxx up on his feet. Collar elbow tie-up with Piper and Piper shoves Maxx backwards into the ropes. THE PIKE! The Suicide Machine just entered the ring and speared Maxx down to the canvas. Mike in the ring, but Piper heads him off with a dropkick sending him backwards into the ropes. Mike charges Piper again, but this time Piper wraps him up in a sleeper hold and IDJITBUSTER!”
Shawna Johnson: “Oh how I’ve missed that move!”
Nick Page: “The Suicide Machine hauling Maxx to his feet. Piper kicking Mike out of the ring. The Suicide Machine tossing Maxx over to Piper. Piper whips Maxx into the corner, I think Maxx is going to have to Pay the Piper now!”
Shawna Johnson: “Let’s hope he actually has to this time!”
Nick Page: “From the outside Mike grabs The Suicide Machine’s foot and drags him out of the ring! Mike going to town on The Suicide Machine slamming his face into the ring apron. Mike pulls a chair from under the ring and, DOWN UNDER DRIVER ON THE CHAIR! In the ring Piper has Maxx set up and PAY THE PIPER!”
Shawna Johnson: “Too much going on at once, I can’t keep it all straight!”
Nick Page: “Piper crawling over to make the pin.”
Nick Page: “No, Mike Irwin breaks up the pin. I don’t believe it! Piper is furious! Mike pulling Piper to his feet, but Piper socks him hard in the gut. Maxx from behind though grabs Piper and puts him up on his shoulders DVD! Maxx going for the quick pin.”
Irv Coyner: “Here are your winners and STILL TWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. S. T. D!”
Nick Page: “I don’t believe it! What a close match. We’re out of time folks, we’ll see you next week for another exciting matchup.”