His name is Gary, but everyone knows him
as Slacker or SlackerTab. For years
I thought his last name was Slacker.
I called him Sgt. Slacker. I did not
know what the word slacker meant.
He is from Michigan; that is the reason
he talks funny--funny, being different from
me, cause I am from Oklahoma.
He's famous !!! Yes, that's right! He is!
He was famous on MPlayer, and of course,
in my world, that
was all that mattered
at that time.
He was famous because the man can spade,
and he had not one Ace, but several.
OMG, but he is crazy! He says
the craziest things---things everyone else
would have gotten kicked off for,
but he says them in such a nice way,
and jokingly, not vulgar. Well, OK,
he's a little vulgar.
So......SlackerTab is moving away from
Ft. Sill, OK where I live.
I actually live in Lawton, the town
right by him. Anyway, I just liked
knowing that my friend and one of
my two favorite spades partners lived
nearby.
I really don't know alot about him,
except he is a wonderful daddy to his boys.
I saw him in action with them. He seems to
have endless patience with children.
I know he loves his dog, and he always
tells me that his dog is licking his
privates.
I really enjoy hearing about that so
much.
I know he likes Miller Genuine Draft Beer.
I know he plays spades better drinking.
I know he listens to hard rock, which I hate,
but it's ok, cause I like him, and I
do like that one song he made me record,
"The Game", that wrestling theme song.
That song suits him when he spades.
He "is" the game.
OK, what else do I know about SlackerTab?
Very little, but I know he's my real life
friend, and was even before we met.
So, Sgt. Slacker, this is for you---
something to remember me by---one of
my first attempts at web design.
When I saw the Rottweiler graphics,
I knew it was meant for your web page.
Hope you enjoy it.
So, when you move away in January,
you will have this on your computer
and you can remember you had a friend in
Lawton, OK.
Thanks for your friendship and for being
so patient with me as a spades partner.
You taught me so much about spades.
I'll never forget ya!
I wanna add today that Slacker is about to
go to the Middle East.
Gary, I appreciate your service to our country.
I pray for God's protection for you and your
family while you are over there, fighting
for our country against terrorism. May God
Bless You and Keep You in HIS Loving Care!
It's time to play the game,
time to play the game
Muhahaha.
(get ready)
Hahahaha.
( 3 2 1 ..now)
It's all about the game,
not how you play it,
It's all about control,
and if you can take it.
All about your debt,
and if you can pay it,
It's all about pain...
and whos gonna make it.
I am the game; you don't
want to play me!
I am control;
no way you can shake me!
I am heavy debts;
no way you can pay ME!
I am the pain,
and i know you can't take me!
Look over your shoulder,
ready to run like a
cleaveland bitch from a smokin gun.
I am the game
and I make the rules,
so move on out;
you can die like a fool.
Try to fake a rumble,
but loose your repreave.
Come over sucker;
why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's
a price you can pay,
cause i am the game
and i want to play.
Time to play the game...
Hahahaha
Time to play the game!!!
It's all about the game...
not how you play it.
It's all about control,
and if you can take it.
It's all about your debt,
and if you can pay it.
It's all about the pain,
and who's gonna make it.
I am the game.
You don't want to play me!
I Am control;
theres no way you can shake me!
I am your debt,
and I know you can't pay me.
I Am your pain,
and I know you can't take me..
You gotta play the game.
You gotta be the same.
You're gonna change your name.
You're gonna die
in flames!
Hahahaha
Time to play the game...
It's time to play the game,
Time to play the game;
It's time to play the game.
Hahahaha
Time to play the game...
Muhahahaha
A POEM ABOUT THE ROTTWEILER
"He is your friend,
your partner,
your defender,
your dog.
You are his life,
his love,
his leader.
He will be yours,
faithful and true,
to the last beat
of his heart.
You owe it to him
to be worthy
of such devotion"
--Author Unknown
