Rant 2: Young Brainless Fools Tony: *plays PS2* Tifa: *sleeps on the couch* Tai: *looks out window* Mike: *gets high on Pine Sol* Storm: *lays on floor looking at the ceiling* Jon: *masturbates in his room* Kayu: *listens to Japanese music while drawing* Mike: *gets up and stumbles over headphone wire that is plugged into the stereo* All except Kayu: HOLY CRAP! Turn it down! Kayu: *turns off music* Tifa: Oh... and I was having such a nice dream about Vinc- I mean you, Tony. Tony: .... Okay... Tai: Aw! The music scared away that squirrel. He was about to go into the road! Mike: Whoa... that was... music... Jon: *comes downstairs panting* Storm: Did yourself good huh? Jon: What was that noise? Tony: Kayu's crappy Japanese music. Kayu: It's not crappy! Storm: You can't even understand what they're saying! It's so gay! Kayu: Well, some of the songs ARE happy and jumpy, but not all. Tony: God you're such a blond. Kayu: *takes metal pole and whacks Tony on the head* Tony: Holy-!!! Kayu: I knew perfectly well what he meant! But gay really means happy! Not homosexual OR stupid! Storm: Well, it's stupid! Kayu: That's your opinion! I like it, so I'm not gonna stop listening to it! Storm: No one wants to listen to it, you don't speak Japanese, it's annoying, so stop listening to it! Kayu: None of those are facts! I'm not gonna stop listening! No one wants to hear Jon masturbate, but we let him! So leave me be! Storm: You don't speak Japanese! Kayu: Oh yeah?! Ashita wa atashi no kaze ga fuku nadre! Storm: .... And that means? Kayu: What do YOU think it means?! Storm: FINE! So you speak some Japanese! Big deal! I'm just telling you to stop! Kayu: I'm not gonna stop just because you told me to! Why the bloody hell do you care anyway?! Storm: Do I need a reason?! Just stop! Tai: ..... yeah, well, I don't really care what Kayu listens too. Tifa: Me neither. It can be annoying, but if she wants to listen to it, then let her. Tony: Hell no! I hate that music! Jon: Me too! It can't even qualify as music! Mike: *talking in slur* ^-^Whoooaaa.... Youz guyz are TOOO LOUD!!! AAAHHGG... HeH hEh...! Youz all gosta try somma thiz SHHHEEE-IT! I'm floatinggggshth... Shit! All:..... Kayu: Free country! Tifa and Tai: Back off you dumb asses! Storm: Not this house! Tony and Jon: The music is dumb! Kayu: Gr... shimatta! Fine... for the tiebreaker, Mike is going to have to decide! Storm: Hell no! He's high! It can take hours till he's normal, and even then it's no good! Tifa: So Mike's an 'it' now? Kayu: Mike, let me listen to the music! Come on! Walk over here! Storm: NO MIKE! Come over here! It's annoying! It's death music! Walk this way! Tifa: Mike, they don't care about you! Kayu, Tai, and I are your real friends! Come here where it's safe! Tony: Mike, if you don't come over here right now I'll beat you to a bloody pulp! Tai: Mike! If you come on our side.... You can kiss Tifa! Tifa: !!!!!! Jon: Come on our side and I'll buy you all the Pine Sol you want! Kayu: Come over here and I won't beat you up for 24 hours! I promise! Storm: Mike! Get your ass over here! Mike: OHH MY GOD!!!! Stop talking! TOO Loud! AAAHHH!! I know... what your ALLLLL tryin' Ta Do Ta Meeeee....!!! Conspiracy shit! You'll never ... get me! I can float faster than AAAnnnnEEEE of YOOOOOU!!!!! *prances out of room in paranoia* All: ..... Kayu: Um.... We need a new tiebreaker. Storm: Yeah. Quistis: *suddenly breaks through window* Jon: Hell! It's... it's.... Tony: This must be our lucky day! Tifa: What do you mean by that?! Tony: Er... um... what I meant was... she can be the tiebreaker! Tifa: *evilly glares* Tony: I-I love you, Tifa! Tifa: ....... Quistis: Is this what you people do in your spare time? Fight for stupid reasons? Kayu: NO! It's just that.... He started it! Storm: Did not! It's your stupid music! Kayu: Did to! Storm: Did not! Quistis: Shut up! We are going to settle this dispute in a civilized manner. First, Kayu, you will be able to listen to your music. Kayu: YAY! In your face Storm! Mwahahahaha!!! Quistis: Yes... right. Anyway, to be fair, I am going to tell Storm some secrets about things you three did to him. Tifa: How is that fair? Tai: Wait! I didn't do anything to him! Quistis: Oh really? You call throwing away his bubble rap collection nothing? Storm: TAI! That was you! Tai: ... it was disrupting my concentration! All day I could hear nothing but pop pop pop... Quistis: And you, Tifa, stole his marijuana stash. Storm: TIFA! How could you! Tifa: ... I uh... needed it for medical reasons! Cough cough... Tony: Uh... yeah! She has a serious medical problem! *gives Tifa a worried look* Tifa: *gives one back* Quistis: And Kayu crashed your car into the telephone pole. Storm: I knew it! You little- Kayu: You guys sent me out to get pizza at a restaurant 10 miles away! I wasn't gonna walk! I don't have a car! I knew I could take your keys easy enough. Storm: GR! You know how much the damages cost. Kayu: ........ No, Storm. I do not know. Why not share the price with us? Storm: ..... maybe later. Tai: You can't remember it huh? Mike: *runs in room* WhooooAAA!!! It's QuEEEEstEEEEszzz! *trips on floor* *falls at Quistis's feet* *looks up* Heeee HEEE! Short skirt! Tifa: *stomps on Mikes head* Pervert! Quistis: ... I'd better go. I can't leave Squall and Rinoa alone for too long to the inn. It seems like they get turned on whenever they sleep at places, other than their rooms. Plus they have rooms right next to each other. No matter how many times they get caught, they always do the horizontal mambo. Jon: Oh yeah. We should know. Quistis: *jumps through broken window* Tony: Why can't our guests use the door? Kayu: Yeah, well, I'll be in my room. *goes upstairs* Tai: I'm going to go hack into some government files. *leaves* Storm: ...I want pizza. Jon: Me too. *both leave for pizza* Mike: I'm aEEEE birdEEE! *runs outside* Tony and Tifa: .... Tifa: Don't know why, but I feel like getting high. Tony: Me too. Tifa: You wanna? Tony: Sure, but as long as we're in the same room. Tifa: My thoughts exactly. Come on. Let's get that marijuana. Tony: Yeah! I love doing this with you! Tifa: Why? Tony: You wouldn't believe the crazy things you do when you're high! Tifa: Like what? Tony: Er... well... last time you got half naked. Tifa: Hehe.. that's kinda what you did, but you were totally naked! Tony: Really? I don't remember much. Tifa: Me neither. Tony: Let's remember for each other! Tifa: Okay! *go upstairs* The End