allright, i have some pretty cracked out neighbors. the thing i really don't like about the suburbs is that while everyone tries to appear all nice and normal, they're just as crazy and messed up as the rest of the world. (i'm not going to go into a huge thing on why i have extreme hatred for the suburbs...that's for another day) pretty much my entire block is like that. let me go into detail...
my mormon neighbors are just absolute nut cases. their mom races up and down the block like she just did a line and always has this 'hello nice to meet you...i'm going to murder you' face on. i've hated one of their children since i've moved here. i remember in fourth grade we were doing these plays and she had already gotten the lead in another one. well, i wanted to be goldilocks, but then she decided that she was going to try out for it to. i wasn't having none of that. so i whopped her ass and got the role. oooo! that's right, suck it! their children are these little robot type people that are obsessed with being perfect. i think they all need a good smacking.
and then i have my drug addict neighbors. i have no real proof they're shooting up, but it sure would explain a lot if they were. when their son was living there he used to have these crazy ass parties every few weekends. i was but the lowly age of 15 so i dared not venture over there. i remember this one night that they were shooting off fireworks from their backyards and i really wanted to go over there and take them. i think it was that same night that there was 4-6 cop cars on my street and a helicopter. (10 bucks says the mormons called the cops) i've also seen that kid get arrested a few times. excitment!
i have really mysterious neighbors that have children of the damned type kids at their house. these kids seriously freak me out every single time i see them. they rarely come out and when they do they have these eerrie stares that only want one thing...YOUR SOUL. well, maybe not, but i'm sure they'd kick me in the shin given half the chance. next door to them are the people i babysit for. their moms a sherrif and she works from about 6-6 in the morning. so i have to go over there and spend the night. these are some of the most sheltered children i've met in my entire life. every other word out of the older ones mouth is 'this is gay'. which can get really annoying after awhile. but i'm getting paid and i get free food.
im sure my neighbors think that me and my family are absolute nut cases. and thats really not far from the truth. ill be the first to stand up and say that my house is pretty messed up. my mother and i have had some screaming arguements that can probably be heard up and down the street. i dont really care if my neighbors know about it. if something really obviously bad is happening its kind of pointless to hide it. cause then you look like an even bigger jack ass. i suppose that my family is ruining the little suburban fantasy that everyone else seems to have. i'm not going to sit around and be fake nice to people i actually really don't like. and if they don't like it, well all i have to say is, to bad so sad.