THINGS SCALLIES SHOULD KNOW:

The fact that I wear baggy jeans does not make me a goth. Will you get that into your f***ing heads?

If someone is a goth, they ARE goths. Thus calling them goths gothics or gothos; will not insult them.

There are only so many times you can tell the dead has arisen joke.

Just because we dont sit in bus stops drinking lemon hooch doesnt mean we dont go out.

There is no need to look surprised when you see us doing our make up. I dont have naturally black eyelids.

Adidas is NOT a designer label. Neither is Tommy Hilfiger, Gap or Ben Sherman.

Rock music is not Elvis.

All people dressed differently to you are not gay, hippies or freaks.

9 year olds smoking is ridiculous, not cool.

Walking like the hanger is still in your coat does not look hard.

Neither does spitting, shaving your head or talking like you have a

Its fuck not fock.

Wearing a gold; coin on your finger does not make you look rich.

Its not a medallion or a chain, its a necklace. Get over it.

Being looked at is not an excuse to start a fight.

Working in mcdonalds is not a preferable ambition.

I hate to point this out, but youe all wearing the same outfit.

The lyrics to Boyzones songs are not deep. Nor is Ronan Keating good looking.

Its not cool to fail all your subjects. Those who pass are not swats wot have no life- theyre the people youll be packing shopping bags for
when you leave school.

Too much hairspray will kill you.

Buying fake Tommy Hilfiger aftershave will not make you irresistible.

Being good at PE is not an academic achievement.

It may be family practice, but having a baby at 13 is not recommended.

Just because youre trainers and shell suit are the same brand doesnt mean the colours cant clash.

Luminous trainers dont go with ANYTHING.

Having competitions to see who can go the longest without breathing whilst consuming the most phlegm of the most unintelligent 12 year old
around outside the school gates does not make us jealous.

Tight combat trousers and coq sportif polo shirts are not skater wear.

Not ALL goths are into wicca

By wicca i dont mean the furnature

We dont claim to be original, just different from you.

Chunky gold is horrible, not classy.

Just because Marilyn Manson is a prat doesnt mean I am.

Le coq sportif, addidas, reebok, nike are sports wear so why wear them out unless your going to do some SPORT.
Kicking the shit out of someone half your size is NOT classed as a sport