A Letter From the President of the BWA

Ladies, gentlemen, and BWA-ites, every federation has its enemies, and this fed is no different. The BWA's enemy is quite simply, news magazines like 20/20 or ABC News. Not ENTERTAINMENT publications, but rather news shows. Why you may be asking yourself? Well, look at this and you'll see why.

See? It is cheap, rating hunter, whored out stories that hound the BWA! Not, the stories themselves, but rather the way that the stories portray backyard wrestling as a whole. Look at the article! It's because of articles like this, that cause more and more people to sit higher and higher on their thrones and look down on backyard wrestling!

Cheesegraders?? What in the hell is that all about?NEVER used cheesegraders, and never plan to. We have never lit ANYTHING on fire at ANY of the show(/s), let alone ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!! And furthermore, that isn't what we're about at all! We are an ENTERTAINMENT group! We don't put STAPLEGUNS to each other's foreheads, we don't slice eachother open with VARIOUS KITCHEN TOOLS, and we DEFINATELY do not plan on EVER lighting FIREWORKS on each other! Well...most of us don't plan on doing that. And do you know why? Simple. Because we respect each other.

Sure, every once and awhile a Spauldo match gets crazy, or Sevin tries to take out a ref with a vicious chokeslam, but ya know what? Spauldo didn't get crazy and light The Josh on fire and piss the flames out. Sevin didn't embed a light bulb into the refs forehead and jam the glass into his skull. And furthermore, all of it advances a storyline and is not just the results of some angry teenagers. Now, albeit, the wrestlers in the BWA are all teenagers currently, and well, a lot of them are angry, but upon watching any BWA tape, you'll find yourseves more entertained rather than disgusted and only watching to see if someone gets hurt.

"...violent and creepy behavior..." WHAT? Has that person at ABC news ever even MET a teenager before??? Almost every teenager is violent and creepy! 260 lb. men jumping off roofs towards you?? What is the point in that? It's just the same two kids fighting over and over again! What more can they do? The only entertaining thing about 260 pound kids jumping off ROOFS into the air is watching their 260 lb asses fall straight to the ground. And did you notice the cheap whorish line that they used? It went something along the lines of, "Nearly two dozen professional wrestlers have been killed since 1995.". See, professional wrestlers! Not a mention of backyard wrestlers! And you know why? Because it wouldn't help their backyard bashing to say that no one has actually DIED from doing it (which would be a totally tragedy). Oh, and just offhand, does anyone here know why that kid was paralized? Could it be that maybe that kid was a complete and utter DIPSHIT??.... Maybe...maybe.

The only part of the article that was acceptable was the line " If your teen is already involved in the matches, parents should forbid highly dangerous activities... " Hmmmm....the word duh is on the tip of your tounge isn't it?

Now, I could point out a few articles that are even more outlandish and whored out for ratings, but what would be the point? If ABC News were that good of a news magazine, they would do an ACURATE portrayal of backyard wrestling instead of that crazy bullshit!

Wow, the past few PSOUs have been really angry ones! Hmmm..oh well.

Finally, to all of the wrestlers: you will get to wrestle and you will get put on tape! So, lets all hope for a bright and sunny September 8th! But either way, we will tape in the rain if needed to.

The next State of the Union should be a lot more upbeat, and there might just be another PSOU before the next show, so keep checking back with the site! Oh yeah, and everyone (in the BWA and out of the BWA)....

Keep safe!

       Thanks for reading & Stay tuned!
                     Signed,
                         The President of the BWA