A Letter From the President of the BWA

Well, with all the bitching going on with the message boards and just backstage politics and all, I decided that I should use my own miniature soap box to bitch about some stuff. No, this isn't going to be a Sevin post, filled with stupid vulgarity and more misspellings than in a retards diary. This is going to be just a little bit less than civil and a little bit more than angry...this is truly a STATE of the Union of the BWA...

First off, for those of you complaining about the lack of shows this past season and the lack of shows pre-scheduled  for next season, well FUCK YOU and everyone who looks like you! Now, as much as I am going to try to remain calm and not as vulgar, that one deserved that response. From now on, before you walk up to the President and start bitching about the Winter Show (which I'll get to in a minute) or start asking non-stop about the location or time of the next season, stop and ask What have you done to help the situation? Huh? Exactly. So many people wanna bitch about this, and bitch about that, but when it comes down to it, those are the exact same people who put in little to no preparation for the show and sometimes even NO SHOW WITHOUT AN EXCUSE! Yeah, like that really helps the situation. Now, unless you are either a complete imbasol or haven't read anything else about the BWA on the Info Page, you should know that we have pre-written scripts for each show. Now, pre-written scripts are safe and a REALLY good way to run a wrestling show, but they are made difficult when Johnny Whatshisface decides to brag about wanting to be in the show - needing to be in the show and talking all about the show and how they should be booked on it, and then DON'T SHOW UP! Now, if you should have been one of those people who've done that (and you know if you are or not), then FUCK YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FAMILY! Thank you very much for doing absolutely NOTHING for anyone else but yourself, you selfish son of a bitch! But oh yeah, don't worry, we'll be SURE to include your bio on the webpage A.S.A.P.!

Now, onto some other people that are annoying the piss out of everyone. These so called "wrestlers" who are only in the BWA when its convenient. You know the ones. They're a little bit like the ones who never show up, except they do show up, but only when its cool for them but they are ALL ABOUT THE BWA THOUGH! Whoo! Super fan! Well buddy, we don't need you as a fan, we need you as a wrestler, and that would imply you having just a little bit of dedication and mean that you would ACTUALLY SHOW UP AND WRESTLE! Hey, thanks for the support buddy, but if you wanna be a fan, buy a fucking t-shirt, if you wanna be a wrestler, get your ass onto the carboard and fight! Oh, yeah, and THOSE PEOPLE wanna know about the Winter Show too!!!! WHY? Well, I'm not quite sure seeing as how they haven't wrestled ONE single match and have no REAL excuses other than a stomach ache or "having to go to the football game" to dress up like a big dork and run around..yeah...uh-huh...is any more needed to be said about THAT one?

Here's another little quick tidbit. I'm not quite 18 yet, so I'm not a legal adult. I cannot rent out buildings for us to wrestle in. You are 18, you are an adult...put the two together dumbass! I've asked a certain individual to call up and reserve the place SEVERAL times, but every time they seem to forget and SOMEHOW seem to be the first ones to run up and ask all about the winter show...hmmm...something is just a LITTLE bit un-nerving there...something.

People, word of advice, POST WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING NAME ON THE MESSAGE BOARD!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD OF A THING TO DO. Most of the time, you don't ACTUALLY show up to a show under that name, or it turns out that you are injurred or something like that, once again messing with the pre-written scripts. Thanks a lot guys! Thanks! Once again, just buy a t-shirt and sit the fuck down.

Now, heres some people that are REALLY close to number one on the annoying list are the people who bitch constantly about lack of updates on the website. Well folks, wheres all your money to buy new stuff to use? Huh? Where's your money to buy cameras and get them developed and scanned? And, when they are developed, THE PICTURES GET LOST! Yeah, thanks! What have any of you done to actually MERIT an update? What? Umm...you picked your ass last night and got all upity on the message boards? Well CONGRATSAFUCKINGLATIONS, THATS A BIG FUCKING UPDATE RIGHT THERE!!! WOO-HOO! That's exactly what everyone and their fucking mothers cousin wants to see! An update that looks like this:

12/17/01:

Well, today everyone got around and bitched about a lot of stuff that hardly anyone was willing to take responsibility for and another person is *CLAIMING* TO BE THERE AT THE WINTER SHOW THAT STILL HASN'T BEEN RESERVED! Their bio filled with vulgarity and non-sensical information will be posted within a week! Also, there are still no pics on the website. No one stuck around for the last show, so the results section will be about four paragraphs, and we still don't have any t-shirts, flyers, videos, or once again pics, but HEY, the website hasn't been updated in four hours, so send all of your hate mail HERE More updates in an hour after everyone gets done writing down another page and a half of mis-spelled words and bitching. Stay tuned!

Yeah...uh-huh. Hey, we pulled off some sort of update for the "Predictions" page and changed the name of a title, but still there are no pics. But hey! That's not my job! We also did what said we would do at the begining and put the site into frames format, but hey, theres no pics, SO LETS START A RIOT!!!

And finally, the people that are NUMBER ONE on the Annoying List that this whole PSOU has been about, the "other" fed and everyone who drools over them constantly. Despite the fact that I've never been over to their "arena", I will say that no matter what, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT EXCITED ABOUT IT! Look at Sevin, he went over there to wrestle a match and he doesnt walk around every day fantasizing and mesmerized by it all (*cough*cough*Pennywise*cough*cough*...ahem). What's the big deal with it? Well, let me inform you about something that they obviously don't know about. It's called PRIDE ladies and gentlemen and those individuals have NONE! We're all REALLY glad that they're cool people, but didn't you wrestle over here first? Didn't we at least get a ROUGH DRAFT tape published? Get a good website up? Huh? Oh yeah, that's right, mommy and daddy didn't buy us a fucking farm house or barn or whatever, and since we can't even get THOSE EXACT SAME PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH THE "OTHER" FED to actually show up regularly for shows, or anyone else for that matter to show up even SEMI-regularly, we don't have a ring either. We can't even pool together EIGHT BUCKS to get film deveoped to adhire to one of our most common complaints that the BWA hears! Yeah, the Webmaster had to bust out the cash for pictures! Thanks again everyone! Thanks! Oh yeah, and as far as them invading US? Ha! That's a joke! A complete fucking joke. Not only would we kick their asses, but from early reports, all we'd have to do is run around the ring about 10 times to tire them out or hold a really shiny object in front of them to keep them distracted. FUCK THE "OTHER" FED! BWA WOULD KICK THEIR ASS ANY DAY!

So, what does all this mean? What is the sum of all of the complaints? Well, that would be that the people constantly bitching about what is "wrong" or "needs to be fixed" are also the people who most of the time are doing nothing to HELP the problem and expect a few individuals (namely; the production crew, and Sevin with AO1, and myself with the Webmaster) to do all of the work.  We are not your nannies. And we CERTAINLY are NOT your bitches! Compliment your Webmaster. Compliment the President. Compliment ALL of the people working their asses off for you. Show a little bit of common courtesy towards the people who are at least doing a LITTLE bit of work if not a LOT OF WORK! I know for a fact that the Webmaster worked his ass off for the website and isn't being lazy with the updates, but rather THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO UPDATE WITH! A little thank you would be sufficient, none of us get paid to do this for the BWA and neither do any of you. But hopefully if we can get a decent enough product maybe we can make some money of this, but all the work can't be done by 2-3 individuals. That and STOP with the constant bitching without stating any RESONABLE solutions that can you can impliment YOURSELF. Otherwise, just buy a t-shirt and sit the fuck down, oh yeah and..

Keep safe!

       Thanks for reading & Stay tuned!
                     Signed,
                         The President of the BWA