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Lauren Marie Melms...A Biopic

UPDATED 12/02/15

So You Wanna Know More About Me, Eh? Ok, I'll Tell Ya

1. What time is it? 4:51 am


2. Do you want to answer these? Yes
3. Name? Lauren Marie Melms
4. Name spelled backwards? smleM eiraM neruaL
5. What is your quest? TO MOVE TO CANADA!!
6. Nickname? Lori/LaurenM
7. Age? 33
8. Hometown? Phoenix, AZ, USA
9. What were you born in? St. Joseph's Hospital, i think
10. Where do you live now? Phoenix
11. What state? Arizona
12. Ever going to move? OF COURSE I AM!!
13. Would you rather live somewhere else? YES! Toronto
14. Birthdate? 10/10/1982
15. When do you blow out your candles? whenever i freaking want
16. Day you were born? not sure
17. Zodiac sign? Libra
18. Do you know what that is? Yep
19. Sex? Female
20. Height? 5'3"
22. Eye color? blue
23. Hair color? brown/dyed red sometimes
24. Any siblings? Yes.. one sis, two bros
25. Names and ages? Paula, Joe and Erik..not telling you their ages. But they're older than me..wayyyy older
26. Do you get along with them? Not really
27. Any pets? YES! a cat
28. Names? Zoe
29. Parents? No..died
30. Names? Barbara and Rick
31. Do you get along with them? How can i? they're dead
32. Married or divorced? n/a
33. How long? n/a
34. Website? THIS ONE! and my livejournal
35. Email? mrskarkaroff at
36. AOL s/n? ImgnryFrnd3514
37. Yahoo s/n? ihearttoronto
38. ICQ? n/a
39. MSN? LMandTMFrvr at
40. How many people are on your buddy list? Buddy list?? we don't got AOL or MSN anymore sweetie
41. Phone number? not telling
42. Personality? *milk spills


43. Do you want to answer these? no..skipping this
(44-57 skipped 'cause it doesn't apply)


58. Do you want to answer these? yah
59. Have a significant other? yup
60. What is their name? Walter
61. How old is he? 47
62. How long have you been going out? since 06/07/14
63. Have you been faithful? yes
64. Do you have a crush? yes
65. Who? different celebs..ya know
66. Do they know you like them? no
67. You ever going to tell them? no
68. Do you have an online crush? no
69. Who? n/a

In the Past 24 Hours Have You?

70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? no
71. Had a serious talk? no
72. Hugged someone? no
73. Fought with a friend? no
74. Cried? No
75. Laughed? Yes
76. Made someone laugh? Yes
77. Bought something? Yes
78. Cut your hair? no
79. Felt stupid? no
80. Talked to someone you love? Yes
81. Missed someone? Yes

Have-you-ever ?

82. You want me to tell you? No
83. Smoked? yes.....:P
84. Stolen something? Yep
85. Done drugs? .....heh
86. Drank? Yea, on occasion
87. Gotten drunk? nope
88. Eaten an entire box of Oreos? There's always an Oreo question, and Yep
89. Been dumped? yah :(
90. Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yep
91. Hiked up a mountain? sorta..more like a hill
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Yep
93. Been in love? Yep
94. Seen the White House? no
95. Seen the Eiffel Tower? no
96. Try smoking? Yep
97. Played monopoly? Yep
98. Seen Titanic? Yep, saw it 1000000000 times
99. Kissed someone? Yep
100. Tried a weight loss program? no
101. Jumped on a trampoline? Yep
102. Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yep
103. Had a bubble bath? Yep
104. Been on a plane? no
105. Been on a boat? Yep
106. Been on a train? yes
107. Been in a car accident? yep
108. Ridden an elephant? no
109. Made a web page? yah..*shifty eyes*
110. Played with Barbies? yah
111. Stay up all night? Yep
112. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? Yep
113. Called a psychic or sex hotline? yes
114. Watched Jerry Springer? yah
115. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yep
116. Been afraid of the dark? Yep
117. Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Yah
118. Had stitches? yah
119. Dumped someone and regretted it? nah
120. Gone out with more than one person at a time? yah
121. Lied? yes
122. Been arrested? Nope
123. Fallen asleep in class? no
124. Gotten in trouble in class? Yep
125. Used food for something other than to eat? yah lol
126. Met a celebrity? Yes! Amy Lee after the Evanescence concert. :D
127. Broken the law? yes
128. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? yes
129. Hated yourself? Yep
130. Been brokenhearted? Yep
131. Broken someone's heart? yes
132. Are you a virgin? no
133. Done something really stupid? yes
134. Been arrested? THIS WAS ALREADY ASKED!
135. Hurt a friend? yah
136. Broken a bone? yes
137. Ever had a crush on a teacher? yes


138. Why do you want to know? I don't
139. Guy name? Tony ;), Balthazar
140. Girl name? Maya..etc
141. Nationality? Canadian
142. Color? pink
143. Holiday? Christmas
144. Day of the week? Friday
145. Restaurant? Denny's
146. Fast food restaurant? Culver's
147. Food? pizza & pasta
148. Animal? cat
149. Pet? cat
150. Store? Wal-Mart
151. Mall? Metrocenter
152. Clothes brand? BONGO
153. Soda? Diet Coke
154. Alcohol? Mudslide
155. Instrument? clarinet
156. Season? winter
157. Number? 69
158. Radio station? whatever plays 80's/90's stuff
159. Song? Oceans by Evanescence
160. Sport? hockey
161. Vacation spot? Toronto
162. State? don't have one
163. Country? Canada
164. Flower? roses
165. Perfume? dunno
166. Thing to do? listen to music
167. Actor? TONY MUNCH
168. Actress? Kate Winslet 169. Saying? sweeeeeeet - Cartman
170. Car? meh
171. Month? October
172. Cartoon? a tie betwen South Park and Family Guy
173. T.V.Show? i got TONS, but mostly the two above, The Walking Dead, etc
174. Website? THIS ONE
175. Book? Harry Potter
176. Quality about yourself? hair
177. Your best friend? Zoe
178. Your best guy friend? beau
179. Your best girl friend? Zoe
180. Fruit? bananas
181. Vegetable? cucumber
182. Meat? chicken
184. Saying? : ISN'T THIS THE SAME AS A QUOTE? shit...
185. Type of movie? horror
186. Candy? snickers
187. Language? English
188. Magazine? People
189. CD? no CD's..mostly mp3's on the comp
190. Store? Fry's
191. Movie? Cinderella Man, Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie 2, etc
192. Day of the week? already asked
193. Singer? Madonna, Keri Hilson, Rita Ora, etc
194. Band? Evanescence and Linkin Park


195. Why are you so curious? i'd be bored if i wasn't
196. Like to swim? Yep
197. Like to dance? no
198. Have a pool? yes
199. Have a car? Nope
200. Going to get a car? no
201. Your motto? eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you could be dead
202. What do you look for in a friend? Someone who can understand me
203. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Someone who can make me laugh, accept me for who i am, etc
204. Time you get up? differs
205. Time you go to bed? differs
206. What color are the sheets on your bed? i have an angry birds blanket on it right now
207. How many pillows? 2
208. Ever skip school? yes
209. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nope
210. What did you eat for dinner? mc d's 2 cheeseburger meal
211. What are you wearing? green shirt, purple shorts
212. What movie makes you cry? Titanic
213. What book makes you cry? harry potter
214. What song makes you cry? The Last Song I'm Wasting On You by Evanescence
215. What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? my bf
216. What is your favorite possession? My computer
217. What physical, tangible possession do you want most? new speakers for my computer
218. How badly do you want it? badly...very badly
219. Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? a little bit of it
220. How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? lemme there a ghost behind me?
221. Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? yah
222. How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 40
223. What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? some cat costume
224. What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? a stupid witch
225. What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? New Years
226. There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? Sleep All Day day
227. How good is your short-term memory? good
228. How good is your short-term memory? pineapples
229. (Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) bananas
230. How good is your long-term memory? not too well
231. What is your earliest memory? When i was little. playing with the water hose outside in the yard
232. What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Going to Toronto
233. What is your strangest memory? playing with a clothes basket
234. What is your worst memory? getting attacked by dogs
235. What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i don't know
236. What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? whatever is in the top 40 at the moment
237. What size are your feet? 8 1/2
238. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? EXCITED!! 'cause it's rare. but i don't care anymore because i've found my soul mate
239. Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? sure
240. Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yah
241. Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? YAH
242. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? whatever gets the job done
243. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yah
244. Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? not really.
245. Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? yah i guess. sex is not the most important thing
246. Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no
247. Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? yah kinda
248. Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes
249. Do you actually know your IP address? no
250. Do you know what an IP address is? yah
251. Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
252. Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes
253. Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yes
254. What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? i prefer apple or pumpkin pie but whatever
255. Do you have a driver's license? Nope 256. Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yes
257. What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Madonna
258. Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
259. If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Personality wise- ??? dunno
260. Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? yah
261. If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Tony Munch
262. Do you want to be John Malkovich? no..
263. Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yes.
264. What do you love most about the other gender? their disco stick ;)
265. What do you dislike most about the other gender? they can be cheating, lying assholes..but not all, of course
266. What do you understand least about the other gender? why they love football so damn much :/ yawwwnnnnn
267. Mac or PC? PC
268. How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? I care a lot lol
269. Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? All the time lol
270. Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Kinda
271. Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
272. If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? probably something stupid
273. Would you name a child of yours after you? no
274. If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Becky
275. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Melns..hehe
276. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Yes
277. Like to give hugs? Yep
278. Like to walk in the rain? Yep
279. Sleep with or without clothes on? Without
280. Prefer black or blue pens? #blackpensmatter
281. Dress up on Halloween? Not anymore
282. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? side/tummy
283. Think you're attractive? kinda
284. Want to marry? Who? of course. my sweetheart Walter
285. Have a goldfish? No
286. Ever have the falling dream? yes
287. Have stuffed animals? Yes
288. Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? yes
289. Do you think God has a gender? not really
290. Do you think science counteracts religion? kinda
291. Do you believe in organized religion? Yes
292. Where do you think we go when we die? depends
293. How easy is it to make you laugh? kinda
295. Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Hehe Yep
296. Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yep
297. What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? fart
298. What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? guess what? chicken butt!!
299. Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? no
300. What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? MOTHERFUCKING POPOZAO!!!!!!!!
301. What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? dunno
302. What song(s) are constantly in your head? 90's stuff
303. What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? dunno
304. If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? dunno
305. If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? i dunno
306. What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Titanic
307. Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? no
308. Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Padme
309. What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Scary Movie
310. What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? westerns
311. When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
312. What's your favorite kind of cheese? Parmesan
313. What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? no
314. If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i hate no
315. Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? no


316. What a unique category, don't you think? no..
317. Are you sure you have friends? Uh huh
318. Best friend? Zoe
319. Second-best friend? Walter
320. Email the most? n/a..i don't email friends
321. Call the most? Walter
322. IM the most? Chris
323. Best friend of the opposite sex? Walter
324. Best offline friend? Walter
325. Best online friend? i dunno really
326. Which friend do you dislike the most? they wouldn't be my friend
327. Person you can always confide in? Walter
328. Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? Walter
329. In a fight or annoyed? all
330. Friend's house you sleep at the most? Walter's
331. Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? n/a
332. Who is the first number on your speed dial? Walter
333. Who would you take away on a week vacation? Walter
334. Craziest? Walter
335. Weirdest? Walter
336. Most fun? Walter
337. Saddest? Becky
338. Quietest? n/a
339. Who knows you the best? Walter
340. Who do you know the best? David
341. Who do you like to shop with? Walter
342. Talk with? Walter
343. Trust the most? Walter
344. Flirt with? Walter
345. Laugh with? All of them
346. Give advice to? All of Them
347. Who gives you advice? All of Them
348. Best singer? Walter
349. Best athlete? n/a
350. Who is the nicest? Walter
351. Who is the meanest? Becky
352. Best dancer? n/a
353. Best writer? Walter
354. Best smile? Walter
355. Most creative? n/a
356. Best dressed? n/a
357. Best shoes? n/a
358. Who doesn't care if they lie? Becky
359. Who can't lie? Walter
360. Most innocent? n/a
361. Most innocent looking? Becky
362. Rebel? Becky
363. Moodiest? Becky
364. Happiest? Walter
365. Cutest? Walter


366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? Loser
367. Religious? Kinda
368. Try to be fashionable? No
369. Think fashion is important? No
370. Get along with your family? No
371. Get along with your friends? yah i guess
372. Get grounded? no
373. Know any foreign languages? VERY little french
374. Run into walls/doors? Yep
375. Blonde? At heart? no
376. Who do you talk to most online? Walter
377. Who do you talk to most on the phone? Walter
378. Are you a bum? no...:/
379. Do you get online a lot? YAH
380. Do you shower? yes
381. Do you hate school? no
382. Do you have a social life? no
383. Do you trust people easily? meh
384. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? yah
385. Are you a dare devil? NO
386. Would you ever sky dive? no
387. Do you like to dance? no
388. Are you funny? yes
389. Are you a serious person? Yes
390. Do you make friends easily? kinda
391. Do you work out? no
392. Do you like to work out? no
393. How much can you bench press? I don't bench press
394. How much can you lift? no
395. Are you a popular person? nooooooo way
396. Do you have plans for your future? yah
397. Do you plan to go to college? maybe
398. Do you play sports? No
399. Do you like sports? No
400. Do you play an instrument? i DID play the clarinet
401. Know what you want to be when you get older? doing office work
402. Ever been out of state? Uh huh
403. Out of the country? Yep
404. Do you like to travel? yes
405. What do YOU think of the way you look? I'm ok i guess.
406. What do YOU think about your attitude? It could be better
407. What do you think about life after death? it'll be fun
408. What do you think about karma? It hates me
409. What do you think about love? It's the most wonderful thing in the world
410. What do you think about fate? see above ;)
411. What do you think about yourself? meh
412. What do you tell yourself if times get hard? it could be worse
413. What would you give your life for? my cat
414. What do you think about your first love? right now? he's a MORON and i'm glad karma is taking care of him
415. What do you think about the first person that loved you? see above
416. What are you scared of? the dark, dogs, heights, loud noises, etc
417. Do you cry easily? Yes
418. Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? Walter ;)
419. What was the saddest moment of your life? when i left Toronto
420. What would life be without friends? the same
421. Without family? better
422. Without you? w/o me? better
423. Are you deep? yah
424. Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? chance
425. Do you like your town? HELL NO
426. Do you wanna get out of your town? YES
427. What design/logo is on your mouse pad? not using one
428. What color is your mouse pad? n/a
429. Drink a lot of water? yes
430. Have a cell phone? Yes, a HTC Desire
431. Do you like amusement parks? yah
432. Have you ever been to 6 Flags? no
433. What name brand do you wear the most? BONGO
434. Do you like taking pictures? Yes
435. Do you like getting your picture taken? No
436. Do you have a tan? no
437. Do you get annoyed easily? yes
438. What are you hobbies? computer, internet, PhotoShop, tv, movies, music, etc
439. Do you have your own phone/phone line? i already answered this
440. Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? yup! Angry Birds stuff
441. Are you sick of this survey yet? not really..but i do need to go to bed soon
442. Do you get good grades in school? I did kinda
443. How do you vent your anger? Crying
444. Are you a role model? No
445. Who do you look up to? TONY. and Walter
446. Who do you trust the most? Walter
447. Do you have any piercings? no
448. Do you have any tattoos? no
449. Do you dream a lot? Not really
450. Do you daydream a lot? Yes
451. Have you had a nightmare lately? No, not really
452. Do you have any allergies? yes
453. Do you have any health problems? Depression, ADD, asthma, etc
454. Do you like animals? Not really..just cats mostly
455. Do you have any pets? this was asked already
456. Do you like siblings? this was asked already DAMN
457. Do you have glasses/contacts? yes, glasses
458. Do you have braces? no
459. Do you have a job? No. but i am "volunteering" for a friend of mine at her school. Doing data entry and stuff
460. Have you ever been fired from a job? yes
461. Who did YOU want to be President? Al Gore lol
462. Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? n/a..i dunno
463. Do you have a curfew? no
464. Are you a vegetarian? No
465. Could you be a vegetarian? hahahaha no
466. Have you ever thought about suicide? Yes
467. Do you like coffee? yah
468. Do you have a sweet tooth? I SURE DO!!
469. Do you like horror movies? Yes
470. Do you like to spend or save your money? spend
471. Do you keep your room clean? not really
472. Do yours well? ????????????????????????????
473. Do you eat vegetables? yes
474. Are you a flirt? not anymore
475. Are you good at flirting? not really
476. Do you like to go to parties? no
477. Do you still go trick or treating? No
478. Are you an angel or a little devil? a mix of both
479. Do you get along with people? if they don't live or work with me, yes
480. Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? no
481. Have you ever won anything? Yes
482. Do you have a water bed or a regular bed? reg
483. What size? twin
484. Do you get bored easily? Yes
485. Do you play golf? Nope
486. Do you play miniature golf? Nope
487. Do you like tennis? Nope
488. Are you flexible? Nope 490. Would you like to be cloned? NO!
491. What are your opinions on cloning? it should be used only when necessary but if it is actually accomplished
493. Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? meh
494. Did you like this survey? meh
495. Are you sorry you began filling it out? meh
496. What questions do you wish it had asked? SEX STUFF
497. How would you have answered them? in a sexy way

498. When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? on the phone a few hours ago. my sweet Walter is my everything
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? TONY MUNCH RULES!!

500. What time is it? 5:40 am


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