Quests, Conquests, Chicks, and Tenders
The newest section, which promises to be updated soon, is this in depth section about each of the CHRONICLES crew members.
The first of two pages telling of our record breaking trip to Burger King
The second installment of the thrilling Burger King saga.
Spiderman lives, and matt pukes. What more could you ask for?
Yes, it's the new millenium, this is how we here at the CHRONICLES welcome a new year.
The second installment of our new years bash, go on, look, I promise there is no puke in this one.
The first of a two part series depicting a run of the mill trip to the local K-Mart
The second installment of the two part series devulging the facts about our trip to K-Mart
A short story, entailing football, police, car alarms, and a police blotter
It's been long awaited, a new way to harrass the opposite sex. Come one, come all, and see THE LADIES!
Just sign the goddamn guest book already
Here we go, more stupid crap!
Spiders can't fly. Science rules.
The Spoken Word... The Word... Oh who gives a crap?
The Chronicles Opinion Page, this week- life after death
Stage 2 of the Chronicles Creation Staff
