The New Merchendice
One day I (Jason) came into visit Steve and Mike at...where else,
Sears. Steve was doing stock work and Mike was on the floor. They had a gizmo with then (the machine that
lets us create bin tickets .....MWA HA HA HA HA HA!), and were scanning items to create extra tags. Well, I
decided to steal teh gizmo and create my OWN bin ticket...One that said, "Freak on a Leash." I then proceeded
to appy it to my forehead and crouch down into the smallest form that i could get myself into. Then I
wiggled into a shelf and, and began pointing at my forehead, squeeking in a high pitched voice, "Buy Me!"
That got me some odd looks.
You're on Clerence! No one wants you! Now
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