Vertigo- SHWF's Newest, ultra- Violent Megacard!!!!!!!!!It all went down Feb 16!

Well, for starters, The Godfather (A.K.A. The Italian Stallion) was not there! So, when we didnt know what to do, unknown music started playing- and out came our newest full-time competitor, Rage!!!! In match 1, he took on Hackbomber... It was only a two minute match!!! No weapons were used even once! They just sort of kept putting moves on eachother, and soon, Rage hit a roll up pin for the win. After that, as you might have guessed, the always paranoid and pissed off Punk came out and started dissing the rookies (Hackbomber and Rage) for their short, clean match. Punk was wearing a back pack. Then Maddog came out and was about to talk when Punk shot out, not really thinking, "Who's side are you on anyway? You come here, trying to make a name for yourself, kicking everybody's ass, then what do you do? You stand up for the rookies!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??????" That was enough for Maddog! He went all out on Punk, slamming him into a glass door, and hitting him with all kinds of objects. Somehow, Punk came back and got Maddog on the ground. He reached into his backpack and pulled out barbed wire, a brick, various "ouch" items, and finally, a bag of tumbtacks! He poured the thumbtacks onto the tray, and when he turned around Maddog was there! He had Punk down for the powerbomb, and moved the shoe Punk had put there to keep the tray down in the wind, before hitting an awesome powerbomb, Landing Punk right on his shoulder, on the thumbtacks!!!!!! Punk tried to keep off his shoulder with thumbtacks in it, so when Maddog went for the pin, Punk instinctively kicked out! After a while of Maddog beating the crap out of Punk, Punk started slightly coming back, and after a while, he set up Maddog standing on a chair, and climbed into one of those outward windows. He was gonna tornado ddt him throuhg a table with thumbtacks on it, but Maddog knocked the table over,(obviouly knocking all the thumbtacks off) and pushed Punk into the window, and onto the tile ground headfirst!When Punk came back outside, He was exremely pissed off, and even the champ Maddog couldn't slow him down! He hit an Evenflow ddt on the extremely hard ground, but Maddog kicked out. Then, Punk sit up a table,(Back on the deck) and wrapped it in Barbed wire! It caved in Halfway because of the wind, But Punk hit a tornado ddt thorugh it and scored the win. This match was not for the title, though. The third match, Punk was bandaged up, but he still wnet out there. He was to face Rage. Rage was an ameture, but he knew how to streetfight, which was Punk's best subject also.The match was pretty good, with one part where Punk hit an awesome fallforward slam, and then one part where he hit a good peddigree, which was more like a money maker actually, on a few leftover thumbtacks. THen, he set up a tableside the deck, and through Rage through it, which was very awesome, because it was a pretty big drop. Then, MADDOG CAME IN! He beat the shit out of Punk, then set up a table and top rope piledrived him thourhg it, like how he first won the title!!! He then pulled a limp Rage ontop for the pin. In the Main event, Punk was the announcer, and he was so pissed off and humiliated that he wasn't very into the match. At one point, after tons of awesome moves and brawling (Maddog had the upper hand the whole time) Maddog set up a table and hit the Deathmark on it!! (That is the same top- rope chokeslam he used to injure and end KAR's career!) He could have pinned, but he chose to hurt him some more! After a lot more fighting, Maddog set up two tables out side of the deck, and was going to Powerbomb Hackbomber off!!!!!!! Punk was very excited about this, because althoguh he hated Maddog, he liked pain,and Hated Rookies! But luckily, right before the terrifying deed, Hackbomber excaped! Punk was totally mad about this, and was pissed at Maddog and Hackbomber. Maddog then LAST-RIDED Hackbomber, and got the pin. He then flipped off everyone in sight, including the camera!

Matches of Vertigo

• Rage defeats Hackbomber and wins Taping title
• Punk Defeats Maddog (Thumbtack Match)
• Rage defeats Punk (With help of Maddog)
• Maddog defeats Hackbomber and retains SHWF title

5 Sickest Vertigo Bumps

• 1- Maddog Top rope piledrivers Punk though table!
• 2- Maddog Powerbombs Punk on Thumbtacks!
• 3- Punk throws Rage off deck though table!
• 4- Punk Tornado dtt's Maddog through Barbed Wire Table!
• 5- Maddog Deathmarks Hackbomber though table