Piccolo: What do you want, old man? I was busy training

Kami: Piccolo, there is something that I must ask you

Piccolo: spit it out

Kami: Will you marry me?

Piccolo: No, you are all old, and wrinkly

Kami: but why?

Piccolo: Didnt I just tell you? Anyway, We are the same person! you idiot!

Kami: So?

Piccolo: You would be marrying yourself idiot! Get the picture!

Kami: No

Piccolo: You are such an idiot, gaurdian of the Earth, yea right

Kami: Oh, I get it! Thats why I thought you were so hot, you are me!

Piccolo: Finally

Mr. Popo: Kami! There you are! I finally found you

Piccolo: you couldnt find him? Were on a round circle 500 miles up, in the middle of nowhere? Where else could he be? on mars?

Mr. Popo: Thats what I thought, but he wasnt on Mars

Piccolo: I am surrounded by idiots

Mr. Popo: I am so sorry Piccolo, Kami forgot to take his "medicine", come Kami Ill take you into the house

Kami: Yes mother

Piccolo: Idiots, they should know by now that I am engaged to Bulma, idiots

[later, kami is looking into his mirror]

Kami: Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, lalalalalala