Freiza: But Father, why cant I have it!

Kold: We already talked about this Freiza, I will not install a hot chick finder in your tail!

Freiza: But then, how am I supposed to find hot chicks?

Kold: Do it the old fashioned way! Conquer a planet, and ask for the king's daughter as a gift! Thats how I met your mother and uh.......

Freiza: What!? Do you mean to say I have a mother? All this time you told me there was no mother! only a father!?

Kold: Can we please not talk about this it is time to train!

Freiza: Ok fine, if you buy me the hot chick seeker, I will keep this whole thing our little secret.

Kold: Fine...

-3 months later-

Freiza: Hey baby, hows it going?

Hot Chick: Ewwwwwww! Get away from me you perv.

Freiza: Fine, I will find another chick, there are thousands of them in this giant galaxy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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