indeedlyeedly: he deedlly hii
Abelman007: Whose this?
indeedlyeedly: ned flanders
Abelman007: No really, who is this?
indeedlyeedly: and who the deeldy are you?
indeedlyeedly: Ned J. Flanders by doodlly
Abelman007: Yeah...ok...
indeedlyeedly: so how are you today Matthew?
Abelman007: Fine.
Abelman007: Who ARE you?
indeedlyeedly: gosh darn good to hear buddy
indeedlyeedly: Mr. Ned Flanders
Abelman007: Lets see...likes Ned Flanders...knows my first name...
indeedlyeedly: don't hurt yourself thinkin there pal
Abelman007: Has a wry sarcastic bite...
indeedlyeedly: bursted blood vessels aren't deedly cool
Abelman007: attempts at normal humor are awful...
indeedlyeedly: how's the weather in Fruitport today?
Abelman007: Fine, lets play twenty questions.
Abelman007: Did I go to High School with you?
indeedlyeedly: Did you go to Springfield high?
indeedlyeedly: i'm good at 21 questions by deedly
indeedlyeedly: me and maude won a tournament once
Abelman007: Grrr.
Abelman007: You irk me, flanders
indeedlyeedly: i do that to my neighbor too
indeedlyeedly: but me and homer are still pals
Abelman007: Psycho.
indeedlyeedly: never saw that doodly movie
Abelman007: you = bastard
indeedlyeedly: my gosh, someone needs to clean out that potty mouth
Abelman007: My gosh, somebody needs to buy a book on nettiquette.
indeedlyeedly: have i deedly offended you?
Abelman007: Oh yes. I am searching for you IP right now so I can show up at your house and strangle you with your internet access cord.
Abelman007: :-)
indeedlyeedly: well i live in springfield
indeedlyeedly: c'mon down pal
Abelman007: BAH!
Abelman007: You bore me.
Abelman007: Please leaf me alone if you cannot divulge your true identity.
indeedlyeedly: okely dokely