I sat around,thinking of a topic to rant about. Then,9:30 came around. I was looking forward to a FULL LENGTH NEW episode of BWF TV. Tonic repeatedly told me "New BWF tonight..". Then.....Nothing. Abso-Toke Mike Rules-lutely Nothing. Then I took a seat in my "THINKING CHAIR"(Blues-Clues rulez.). And I thought..."Why would Tonic lie to me?" Well,Tonic takes the BWF politics very seriously,and rarely jokes(Expect when he says "Cory had a good match"..Just kidding,Coragous.) So,what was the theory I came up with?

...Tele-media pulled a "Montreal 97" on the BWF...

For those stupid marks who don't know what a Montreal 97 is,I suggest you rent Survivor Series 97,and watch the part where Lucifer(Vince McMahon) screwed Wrestling Legend,Bret Hart out of the title,and gave it to Shawn Michaels..

Tele-Media is screwing BWF out of their contract. Why? Who Knows? Am I over-reacting? No. Need Proof? Sure! 2 weeks ago, a episode of BWF was aired,for only 15 minutes before it was cut off(Too bad,really. Gin was making really funny pudding jokes). Then,after being told that a tape was brought to Tele-Media Offices,BWF was not aired at its original time slot. Now you ask...Why is Tele-Media doing so?

Simple. Tele-Media must be under pressure to take the show off the air,because of the contreversial stepping stone Backyard Wrestling is on. Perhaps,parents have been calling Tele-Media complaining about the vulgarity of BWF. I don't know,whatever reason,its stupid. Tele-Media are sellouts. The only way they can prove otherwise,is by airing a full length show of BWF TV.

If they don't,the future of BWF might fade out. Personally,if the BWF does what the 'other' BWF does,by posting results without any footage,it might damage their popularity.

If you can't air the BWF,you might aswell take off The Tampon Man,and The White Supremcy guy. They can say "F*ck","Sh*t","C*ck",and "N*gger"...Why can't we do The Smooth Move of a trampoline through ply wood,or break a light bulb over Cory's head....?

We'll never know.
Non-Retard