The Screamer Teenybopper

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Wassup, my name is Ashley Ann Williams, but my friends call me The Screamer because I can scream bloody murder. I usually limit my screaming abilities to when I'm meeting celebrities- celebrities like Robbie Williams. *Screams* I've been known to cause temporary deafness in some of the most famous stars. Here's a small list of a few people who've fallen victim to my monstrous vocal cords.

The 411 On Me

Name: Ashley Ann Williams

Age: 14

Idol: *Screams* Sam Kinison

Last Thing You Lost: Last week I screamed so loud I lost the hearing in my right ear.

Last Thing You Bought: Ear plugs.

Fave Movie: Scream 1, 2, and 3.

Fave Song: Shout At the Devil- Motley Crue

Hobbies: Finding my favorite celebrity and screaming in their ears.

Fave Accessory: My bullhorn

Pet Peeve: Losing my voice

Fave Quote: ...now everybody scream!

Life Ambition: To scream the National Anthem just like Roseanne Barr.

|The Victims|

1.) George Michael- Some people say my screaming is what triggered him to turn same sex oriented. Oops!

2.) Chris (from Nsync)- It's been rumoured that my screaming is what caused him to go cross-eyed.

3.) Michael Jackson- Yes, it's true. My screaming is what turned Michael white.

4.) Noel Gallagher- I've heard that when I screamed in Noel's ear, his eyebrows started to grow buckwild and they've been growing that way ever since.

5.) Christina Aguilera - Did you know that my screaming is what bleached Christina's hair? Now, what made her into a clown whore, I dunno...

6.) Mel Gibson- I'm very proud to say that my high pitched screaming is what cause Mr. Lethal Wepeaon himself to grow a mullet.

7.) Puff Daddy- I got word from a very realiable source that my screaming is what caused Puffy to start packing heat.

8.) Mariah Carey- Did you know that my screaming is what cause Mariah, the once queen of the scream, to give up her high pitch screeching?

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