History Of The Secret Pandas [S|P]
First Off, We Were Clan HoBo. I Started To Recruit People That Were Better Then Me (I Wasnt Very Good At That Time). We Were A Newbie Clan That Just Wanted To Have Fun. So We Tried To Join Some Leagues. With The Help Of A Clan Member Named *|)izzy*, We Were Able To Join A League at Provinggrounds.com But That Didnt Work Out Too Well. Then We Started To Recruit More People. Soon We Recruited Someone Named Jimmy. He Was My Friends Father Who Lived About 2 Hours Away From Where I Am. He Wanted to Expand The Server, And Everyone Voted On his Idea. Well, He Ordered The Server When Me And My Friends Went To Visit Him. He Seemed Like a Real Redneck Guy, I Mean CB Radios, Checkered Plad Shirts, Beer On His Chest, Deepvoiced Redneck. I Knew That This Server Expansion Was Way to Good Too Be True. Then I Installed AMX Module. I Thought It Was Fun To Have Something To Mess Around With And I Loved It, So Did The Clan. Jimmy Had A Plan Though, He Wanted To Take Clan HoBo Over. I Soon Relized This When Jimmy Was On The Phone With His Brother, And I Overheard Them Talking About Shutting Our Server Down. So I Said "FUCK!! WTF DO I DO NOW?!" And As Soon As I Knew It, I Was Banned From My Own Fucking Server. I Asked Jimmy About It And He Said He Cut Off MY SERVER, WHICH HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, And He Got Us A Private Server. So I Was Kind Of Screptic At First When He Changed The Name Of "His Private Server" To Glob... WTF IS A GLOB?!?! Anyway, I Set Up Admin For Him And He Started To Get Really Pissed, I Mean REALLY PISSED!! I Had To Get Out Of his House ASAP, But Before I Had The Chance, He Pulled Out His BB Rifle On Me. I Thought I Was Going to Get Pumped Full OF Lead, And There Was Nothing I Could Do About It. So Chris(His Son And My Older Friend) Jumped In The Fucking Car, With Our Bags In Our Hands, And Yanked Chris's Brother(Joey) Into The Car, Terring His Shirt Into Two Peices. When We Were Driving Home, The Car Engine Blew Up About 30 Miles From Our Houses, Near Front Royal. We Thought That We Were Fucked... But Chris And Joeys Mom Picked Me And Her Kids Up. When I Got Home, I Had Like 244354636 Emails Saying I Was Going to Die. I Was Scared Shitless... Then I Emailed Rufio(Jeff) And Told Him The Whole Story. He said We Needed 2 Convert To A New Clan Quick, So We Thought Of This Name (And Thanks To Matt And Austin We Have a New Tag [S|P]) So WE Converted And Lost About 1/3 Of Our Members To Glob. But We Still Have An Armament Of About 7 members, Who Are Truely Trustworthy And Respectable. Thats How We Came To Be "The Secret Pandas"
