Co-Owner Bios Page

Hi, My Name Is Nathan. Dont Fuck With Me. I Live In Fallschurch Virginia. Yes, I Am A Mutant. I Have Enhanced Vision, Hearing, And I Can Squirt Milk From My Eye. I Also Have A Secret Talent Which I Can Tell No One. My Nickname Is The Train. I Earned It While Running A Touchdown In Football, And I Was The Tackle. I Took Down 7 Defensive Players On My Way There. Im A Native American Who Loves To Enjoy Life. And Yes, Im 6'5",I Am A Lil' Bit Chunky, But I Pack A Heafty Punch, And Can Hit Hard. If I Were You, I Would Stay The Fuck Away From Me!

Im A Punk Skater. Thats Basicly Me. Yes, I Know, I Sound Like A Girl, But Thats Part Of My Charm Towards Girls. Im Really Short, And Not That Strong. Im Very Smart When I Want To Be. Yes, My Favorite Words Are: "Ass, Woman, And Penis". I Live In Indiana.I Love EMO Music (Rock/Punk) And I Used To Spike My Hair And Dye It Red. Call Me A Freak IF You Want, But To Me, You Just Talk To Much Shit...

LOL, Where Do I Begin? Well, I Have No Brain, But I Like To Help People. I Also Am A Comedian, But Unlike Jeff, My Jokes Are Actually Good... LOL. I Like To Hang With My Firneds And Talk On AIM. I Live In Glendale, California. Come To My House, I Need To Assrape Someone Right About Now...