I'm currently in the works of breaking the world record for masturbation attempts. Any girls; shape, size, and age are no mater, wanna talk dirty to me online? The only girls I can get are cyber ones. Can someone out there please help me get laid? I am in serious trouble here. No one here at college is a virgin, besides this guy Chang who used to date this girl down the hall.
The bad thing about being a obese 19 year old virgin.
