Will Shedlock
FULL NAME: William Patrick Shedlock OCCUPATION: I dunno/rapist BIRTHDATE: Februaury 13 1986 TURN ONS: Anal Lube, Cough Medacine, Disapoinment and when little boys sit on my privates TURN OFFS: Anal Lube, Chinese Sphincter Circumsision and Brentwood Bay SHIT I LIKE TO DO: Skateboard, sex with old men, Drinking.......Lots of Drinking. ADVICE TO KIDS: "take a dump in your grandmas hair"
Sean Carrie
FULL NAME: Sean Mclean Carrie OCCUPATIOIN: Prostate Examiner BIRTHDATE: August 29 1987 TURN ONS: SARS, Girls with Yeast infections, big juicy hemeroids, acne puss, making out with diseased orphans, ect. TURN OFFS: posers, satanists, wiggers, jerks. SHIT I LIKE TO DO: being a hermit, getting off on diarreah, being a member in VHC. ADVICE TO KIDS: "dont talk to strangers....give them head instead"
dave cooke
FULL NAME: David Cooke OCCUPATION: unemployed BIRTHDATE: sometime in 1987 TURN ONS: women TURN OFFS: men SHIT I LIKE TO DO: eat food ADVICE TO KIDS: be safe
