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>>THE APOLOGY<<

*sings* I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This site sucks because I have no knowledge of website-making, and frankly I hate computers. Some of the stories are good (not to be modest or anything ;P) and some are stupid smut. They're listed chronologically, oldest at the top, so (hopefully) they improve as you scroll down. That's it. Allons-y!!
 

>>WARNING<<
(just to make sure)

Slash archive, blah blah blah...you know the drill, right? Don't even think of going near the stories if you are underage (and if you're homophobic, don't even bother flaming poor me. Go and see a shrink!) Thanks. Wanna leave yet? xo.

The Fanfiction (*drumroll*)

The Arms of Comfort
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Aragorn/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Typical slash fare. Legolas is depressed and finds consolation in Aragorn’s arms. Takes place as the fellowship takes a break at Lothlorien.

The Reward
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Aragorn/Pippin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: My first stab at a very strange and mismatched pairing. Aragorn and Pippin get aquainted at Bree. Very much a PWP.

A lesson in the finer points of the Roman method
Fandom: Fight Club
Pairing: Jack/Tyler…or is that just Jack/Jack *giggle*
Summary: An angsty little ditty, kinda PWP. Jack learns a lesson from Tyler. My history teacher would probably have a coronary if he saw how I use the stuff he taught me.

Booty-Tang (an ode to =w=)
Fandom: Boston Public
Pairing: Zach/Colin
Rating: PG-PG13 Depending on who you are
Summary: Colin and Zach reminisce and plan for the future. Happens just after the Zach/Ronnie split, after Zach’s adoption of Buddhism. Very sorry about the nauseating fluffiness/squickiness.

Booty Tang II (The Oreo Revenge)
Fandom: Boston Public
Pairing: Zach/Colin
Rating: PG??
Disclaimer: The characters and setting used in this story belong to some bloodsucking corporation, not to me *tear*
Summary:  Sequel to “Booty Tang”, Colin arrives at Zach’s apartment and stuff happens.

When Pirate Eyes are Smiling
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. Walt is rolling over in his ice-capsule.
Summary:  PWP. A boring day at sea leads to Jack being a horrible tease. .

Rules of Engagement
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: R / NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't own, no sue.
Summary:  What should have happened at Tortuga. Will's POV.

Rules of Engagement II
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: R / NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't own, no sue.
Summary:  A continuation, blah blah blah.

Je T'aime
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack/Will
Rating: R / NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't own, no sue.
Summary:  Boredom and a chance encounter.

Untitled
Fandom: Scrubs
Pairing: JD/Dr. Cox
Rating: PGish
Disclaimer: Merp. I don't own them.
Summary:  Random fluffiness from JD's POV.

Parking Lots and Drunk Sincerity
Fandom: Scrubs
Pairing: JD/Dr. Cox
Rating: PGish
Disclaimer: Merp. I don't own them.
Summary: Sequel to the one above, hurray.

The Importance of Being Subtle
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: Aragorn/Leggy the Elf Whore/ Pip
Disclaimer: Eat it! I like to play with them
Summary: PWP. Humour. Why? Because I can.

Ficlet: Dream Rewrite
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: Ara/Leg
Disclaimer: Sue me, whatever.
Summary: short rewrite of Aragorn's dream.

The Fiction

The Dangerous Lives of Rent Boys
Explanation: Because Victorian English male whores are my friends. They're cute, swear. Look, Orlando Bloom played one:

Playing With Prodigal Sons
Explanation: If I were a medieval knight, my name would be Sir Angstsalot. This is set in an all-boys Catholic school. Need I say more?