Would somebody get these boys some kohl...

David Usher. Look at that face! Those eyes...need I say more?
 

Rivers Cuomo. Because it would go so perfectly with the buddy holly glasses and cowlick hair.

Colin Farrell. What, is there no eyeliner on the emerald isle, mate?

Rufus Wainwright. Such a waste. Intoxicatingly pretty, yet could be so much more so. Dammit, man, what are you waiting for, the rapture? Just do it. You know you want to!

Matt Good. Because no one is expecting it.