A small selection of kohl boys who have made a difference

The original kohl boy, David Bowie. He paved the way for all the glam boys to come, and for this I am in his debt forever.

Kurt Cobain, who looks so heartwrenchingly like a little puppy that I could just cry.

Benji/Billy of Good Charlotte, because poser-punk chic is entertaining

Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, the overlord and master of all other kohl boys to date. He's the king, baby! I mean, hello! He should just have the underside of his eyes permanently tattooed, because is there any way he could be any better looking. I know it would be incredibly, horribly, medieval-torture-in-an-iron-maiden painful, but it would be worth it. C'mon, he could at least give it a try. He owes us that much. You have to make some sacrifices for fame...