Kayla and Steve-O

”lets see who e-mailed me today…”Kayla stated as she turned on her computer WELCOME, YOU’VE GOT MAIL ”junk…junk…junk...oh, mail from matt…junk…guest book notification..” Kayla checked her guest book hit, and decided that since she was getting such great feedback on her Eminem site, that she would make one for the one and only Steve-O. While searching for more information about Steve-O, she found a message board dedicated Steve-o. ”Wonder if Steveo420 really is Steve-O, one way to find out…”she mumbled. She posted a message, titled :how I became a Steve-O fan. This little post is about how i became a fan of the man himself... I may not have been a fan of Steve-O's right away, but that is because I have only recently (like 5 months ago...) just started to realize his caliber of talent, he is, to me, the talent of Jackass. Don’t get me wrong, I'm not a groupie, I've liked Jackass since the show first came out! I knew of Steve-O, I just didn’t really see much of him on the show, and I didn’t know much about him. so, I had to find out who that hott guy they call Steve-O was, and that is when I became a HUGE fan of his. Just because it took me a little longer to notice his talent and become a Steve-O fan, it doesn't mean I'm NOT a die hard fan.Steve-O makes me laugh, and that is not an easy thing to do. Most people are offended by his art, but not me, i feel that he does all the things he does for his fans, he does it to entertain them, and well, his art entertains me. And after reading his posts Stories from jail i gained a new respect for him. he's been through so much, and he was actually kind enough to share his stories with his fans, that means a lot to me, and i think it means a lot to many other Steve-O fans as well. i just wanted to let him know that (the last sentence), incase no one had ever told him how much that meant before. Steve-O...got a Q: How do you keep such a cool/level mind about everything, even though you are famous, rich, and you have so many hot chicks around you at all times? Almost all famous peeps don't give a fuck about their fans, but you do. And you know what…that is what i admire most about you. I mean, you treat all your fans like people. Thank you for that! = Kayla= eminem me back! PS. Sorry for rambling on... ! ”Hope he writes me, that would be hella cool!" A few days later, Kayla remembers the post she wrote, she gets online to see who, if anyone, has written a reply. "Oh My…he…replied…to…my…post!!! I hope it really is Steve-O, and not some jackass messing with me." Needless to say, Kayla was hella excited about his reply. She then went and checked her e-mail on AOL. "Wonder who that e-mail is from, “she said as she read the subject title: I’m Writing my “die hard fan”. “can it be? No way…it can’t…can it?" Kayla hurried and excitedly clicked READ, sure enough, it was from the man himself, Steve-O. Hey Kayla, I liked your post on my message board. I thought I would write my “die hard” fan back. You seem real cool. I guess you can say that I am different, I’m not like other people, that is why I’m so “level headed”. Even though I’m famous, I am all about my fans, without them, I’m nothing. All my stunts I do, I do for them. Thanks for saying I’m talented, write me sometime! You seem hella rad, I will try and write you back if you write me, remember, I’m a busy man. I have to go, Later! LOVE -Steve O PS. Please don’t give out my e-mail address, I’m trusting you with it! ”I HAVE to write him back, I can’t believe I am actually talking to Steve-O, this so freaking awesome!” Kayla and Steve-O have been e-mailing each other for about a month now. Hey, next time you come to South Carolina, stop by! Sorry so short! YOU GOT MAIL “already? Probably crap...*sigh*" Actually, my tour ends in 3 days, I was planning on a 2 week vacation, maybe I’ll swing by SC. As a matter of fact, I am going to book a flight right now. I will write you back with a date and time, maybe we could meet up at the airport. While reading this e-mail, Kayla’s jaw dropped to the floor. She was full of emotion, happiness and excitement. 4:30 in the AM…Four days later: ”Kayla, wake up! Did you forget that you have to be to the airport in a couple hours?” Kayla’s roommate, Becca asked her as she struggled to get her to wake up. ”How could I forget? I have gotten practically no sleep in anticipation for this morning.” She hopped out of bed and hurried to get ready. Kayla fixed her hair, brushed her teeth, and applied her black liquid eye liner, he metallic pink eye shadow, and her lip gloss. She had to try to look her best! ”Now, what to wear?…CRAP!, 30 minutes already gone, only half an hour left before I have to head out for the airport.” She ended up going with her black tee, the medium color blue jeans, and her white Adidases. ”no Kayla arrives at the airport 10 minutes early. “bet that’s her, “Steve-o thought to himself, looking toward Kayla. “Thought you said you would call me when you got here!” Steve-o said as he walked up behind her. “OMG…you startled me! Sorry, I forgot your number. Forgive me?!” Kayla said flirtingly Steve-O grabs Kayla's hand…and they walk out of the airport together, destination…unknown. “Where can we get something to eat around here?” Steve-O asked, while rubbing his free hand over his tummy About a month later, Kayla and Steve-o are still dating… Kayla and her best friend Becca go on a trip to New York to Steve-O’s new pad. It’s a studio Apt. in upstate New York. They arrive at 10:00 pm New York Time. A limo takes them to his apartment “KNOCK KNOCK” “ You’re here!” Steve-O greets his girlfriend with a huge hug and a kiss. “Hey Becca! How was your flight?” “it was long, but worth it” Kayla replied. “Alright, lets party!!!” Steve-O said after showing Kayla and Becca the new pad. “Hey Becca…Bam’s gonna be coming over…” Kayla said teasingly. ”Wait a minute…you mean to tell me that miss anti-jackass likes a jackass star?! What’s the world come to?!” Steve-o said in a smart ass way. Knock Chris Pontius and Ryan Dunn enter. Dunn Holding a bottle of Jack, and Pontius, well, being Pontius. Steve-o, Chris, Ryan, Becca, and Kayla all leave the apartment and hop into a limo. They are headed to an upbeat popular clubs in New York. They all arrived at club Cheetah on 12 west 21st street. They all party their asses off. “Chug, Chug, Chug…” Kayla and Steve-O chanted at the same time. They all headed up to VIP and got shit faced, especially Becca...it WAS her first real night out. “Later! Its 3 in the am, I am tired, lets go.” Kayla said, slurring her words. She nearly fell over onto Steve-O when she tried to get up. Everyone in the room was laughing their ass off, including Kayla. ”Hey Becca…catch,” Steve-o shouted at Becca as he threw her his house key, “So you can let yourself in when you get home.” “I don’t know if it is because I am so freaking drunk, but I feel I’m falling in love with you, you are UNLIKE any chick I’ve ever met or been with!” Steve-O told Kayla as they headed home. The next morning they all wake up hung over. “My freaking heads pounding, where are the soma’s when you need them?” Kayla said out loud, directing her comment to no one in particular. “ Steve-O, did Becca ever get home? I feel so bad for leaving like that.” She asked as Steve-o walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her. “Yeah, but go take a look in the guest room, its freaking hilarious!” As Kayla peered into the room, she thought, what’s so ‘freaking hilarious’? then she counted the legs she saw: one…two…three…WHAT THA’? “psstt...Becca…get up, we got to go shopping! By the way…you…Bam??…GO GIRL!” Kayla whispered to Becca while trying to wake her up. “Peace, me and Bam are gonna go kick it at one of his friends pads for a while.” Becca quickly told Kayla as she tried to bolt out the door. “WAIT A MINUTE…are you and Bam, you know…!”Kayla demandingly asked “No, we are, we are…JUST friends. Nothing more!” Becca said with a girlish laugh. “later! I’m gonna get on the shower!” Kayla said as she kissed Steve-O and walked toward the shower. As she got out of the shower, she could smell food. “looks like Steve-O cooked something…” Kayla threw on a pair of her pink ‘j-lo’ style pants and one of Steve-O’s Johnny cupcake shirts. Kayla got up and walked down the three stairs and enters the rest of the apt. no lights, just lit candles…everywhere. “Steve-O…Steve-O” Kayla called out! Steve-O came up behind her and holds her. His arms wrap around Kayla’s waist, she melts from his touch. “A romantic dinner for you” Steve-O whispered in her ear. the two of them sit down and eat the home cooked meal prepared by the man him self. No talking could be heard, for both of them were gazing hopelessly and endlessly into one another’s eyes. “You know, when you gaze into someone’s eyes, they say you can see their soul. But not me, when I gaze into your eyes, all I can see is you and me. I have never been able to see what my life would be like in ten years, let alone two years, that was until I met you.” Steve-O paused for a moment, a single tear ran down his cheek. “I can see being with you, having a family with you, want to know why, because I do truly love you. Now I know what it is to be in love.” Kayla was speechless. Nothing. No words would come out. She went over to him, looked at how sincere his face was, and kissed him. She loved him just as much, maybe more, but she has a hard time of expressing those feelings. They end up in the master bed room, Steve-O goes to take off her clothes, then stops, Kayla and Steve-O stop kissing. She looks at him with the utmost confusion upon her face. “I don’t want you to think this was all a plan to get you in bed!” “If that is all you wanted to do, all you had to do was jump on me, but that’s not what I was thinking, and I would never think that!” Kayla whispered in his ear. half and hour later, they lie next to each other, out of breath. They hold hands. “I love you!” Steve-O told Kayla as he kissed her forehead. there was no reply from Kayla, she was asleep. “I got to run, I will be back in like 2 hours.” Kayla kissed Steve-o. Kayla and Becca left to go shopping. “he told me he loved me…” “what?!” Becca replied “what, did you tell him you loved him as well? We all know that you are madly in love with him.” “oh, I wanted to say it so bad, but you know how I am when it comes to expressing my feelings. You know I express them better when I write them down.” “well, there ya go…do just that!” KNOCK “HEY, MTV, ITS ME, STEVE-O…welcome to my crib.” Steve-o is filming a segment of cribs for MTV. It is going to be the 1st ever live broadcast of any MTV’s cribs. “Kayla?” “yeah babe?” “Hey, I got a surprise, look in your purse, I left you a little gift in there for you.” “hold on, OMG, do these keys go to what I think they go to?!” “yup, your very own set of keys to my place. Got to get back to MTV, love ya.” “bye” Kayla and Becca arrived back at Steve-O’s place as MTV was about to wrap up and leave. “Okay, lets open the door with my key.” Kayla said all excited like. “thought MTV would be gone by now” Kayla said as she looked around. Kayla walked to the bedroom and laid a single white, long stem, rose on Steve O’s pillow, along with a card. ”Hopefully he will read this either before MTV films the room, or after they are gone…” “Okay MTV, this is where I make all the ladies say ‘O’, over here,” Steve-O said pointing to a cluttered mess, “is my side of the closet. And over here, is my girlfriend, Kayla’s side.” He added pointing to the right side. “Not much here, but she just moved in.” “now, on to the rest of the room, here is my bed, where all the magic happens.” He said as he jumped onto it. “what’s this?” he thought to himself. “told ya MTV, this room is full of surprises…this here is one.” Steve-O opens the card and reads it: Front: Love inside: Stephen: Last night when you told me you loved me, and there was no reply from me, i am sorry about that. In no way do I mean to hurt nor offend you. Let me explain myself. I have never been able to express my feelings with words. All my life, I have never been able to say ‘I love you (too)’ to anyone, not even my own mother. Don’t get me wrong, I do love her, she knows that. There was a time when I thought I was in love, I thought that I was in love with the boy, who acted like he REALLY liked me, turns out I was wrong. Ever since then, I thought I would never be able to find true love, UNTIL NOW. Now I realize how much in love I really am. I don’t want to lose you!!! My meaning of love is: you think about the person constantly, everywhere you go, everything you see, reminds you of them. Just hearing their name sends shivers up and down your body. Also, just being in the same room as them, you get butterflies in your stomach. I feel all that and more. My heart races when I think of you. I am now able to say it, I LOVE YOU, and I truly mean it . I am relieved now that you know how I truly feel about you. Love always, Your best friend (and girlfriend) forever and always, Kayla. “Okay MTV…time for you to get the hell out!” Steve O said as the live segment of Cribs ended. MTV and its crew left about 20 minutes later! Steve O looked around for Kayla…couldn’t find her anywhere… “maybe she is in the computer room.” Steve O thought “Hey, I loved the card!” Steve-O told Kayla, fighting back tears. “and I love you…” Kayla told Stephen “oh! Everyone on the message board is talking about cribs, perhaps you should explain to them what was in the card. They are all wondering, it’s all they are talking about.” Kayla said in a low tone as she got up from her chair and wrapped her arms around Steve-O. She laid her head on his chest, all you could see was the huge smile on her face, she was the happiest she had ever been. “Why don’t you tell them, I wrote it, but I think you could explain it better.” Kayla said as her and Steve O sat down at the computer. “Are you sure? It is up to you. The card is something personal you wrote me, it expresses your feelings, I will only tell them what is in it only if you really truly don’t care.” “I know how much all your fans mean to you, and how much it means to you to share everything with them. They mean a lot to you, and as well, they mean a lot to me, anything that makes you happy, makes me happy as well. Plus, I am sure that all your friends and fans would truly appreciate it if you did.” Steve O made the post explaining what was in the card that he found on his bed during the filming of cribs. Steve-O told them what was in it, not all of it, but most of it and explained what made the love of his life write the card. Kayla and Steve-O stayed on the computer and actually joined the message board in a good ol’ drunken chat. Steve was under the user name SteveO420 and Kayla was using the username OburgShadyChick “hey, babe, my flight leaves in like four hours, I haven’t packed yet, and I don’t have a clue as to where Becca took off to. Be right back, got to go try and find her.” Kayla told Steve-O as she said bye to Lizzie, Tara, Carlos, and the rest of the gang in chat. “wait…let me help ya,” Steve-O said as he picked up his cell phone and dialed a number. “Bam…Becca with ya?” Steve-O asked. “yeah, we are just about to head back to your place, why?” Bam replied. “Her flight leaves in like 4 hours, dude!” About 15 minutes later Becca and Bam arrived at Steve-O’s place. Kayla and Becca and Steve-O start packing all their things “I don’t want you to leave, Kayla” “its not like I am leaving forever. Just think, in four months, I will be back and I will be here to stay forever. You will be sick of me, and want to get rid of me, that’s because I am planning on staying forever and ever.” Kayla replied as her and Steve O were hugging and kissing while saying their goodbyes. “sick of you, I don’t think that will ever happen!!!” Becca and Kayla got on the plane and headed back to Orangeburg... Kayla woke up and rubbed her eyes “HUH?! What the? Oh, I must have fallen asleep! Dang, wish that dream was real!” Kayla said as she turned over in bed as to get more comfy. “Oh my, what..Steve-O?!” “yeah babe, what’s wrong?” “oh. Nothing, just a little confused about my whereabouts and such. This is the last time I get drunk!” “What do you mean?” “I thought this was all a dream, you and me, New York…” “New York?! We are in Orangeburg, South Carolina, your house…” “huh?” “remember, the beach, my tour, you met me back stage and we hooked up, its like a week later, I came to visit last night!” “I am NOT remembering any of this..” “I know, you wouldn’t remember this, I just made it up. Hehe. I love to fuck with you when you are hung over!” Kayla pushed Steve-O off of her and gave him a playful evil look! Steve-O got right back on her and told her he was sorry. Kayla accepted the apology! They were in the middle of kissing, and then all of a sudden, “WHAAHAA” “Damnit, looks like little Steve-O’s up, your turn to get him!” Kayla said as she got comfortable and tried to fall back asleep