Joes Page
This page is dedicated to the man who we call T.
In case you don't know the T. himself, let me tell tell you a thing or two about him.
Things that are true in T.'s world
| T. is on the basketball team | T. thinks he is good at baseball | T.'s best friend is Julie R and Katelyn L |
| T. has many friends | T. can hook up with many girls, but doesn't want to | T. thinks standing behind a girl counts as talking to her |
| T. can beat anyone in a spelling Bee (see below) | T.'s house is worth $400,000 (see below) | T. is 5"7' good looking and muscular and 140 |
| T.'s shagon wagon has a corvette engine in it | T.'s pizza is delicious | T.'s uncle and grandma won the lottery |
| T. has tons of money | T. is going to get the coolest hatch back ever | T.'s Italian leather couches are worth $4,000 |
| If a girl says hi back on IM, she's your best friend | T. is the most popular kid in Central | T. will whoop your ass |
(The PIMP's lair)
We took the pleasure of asking the big man himself some questions. T. is Italian slugger, I am Amy.
Here are some highlights
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A m Y 9764: i wish i had a ferrari there my favorite |
A m Y 9764: how are you going to get rich italianslugger77: dont no italianslugger77: prolly do something bro italianslugger77: maybe baseball italianslugger77: cause thats what i am best at |
A m Y 9764: but r u on the basketball team
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A m Y 9764: who was your last gf
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A m Y 9764: did u fuck ehr A m Y 9764: her** italianslugger77: nah italianslugger77: got to 3rd though italianslugger77: she would of let me but she moved |
A m Y 9764: did u eat her out italianslugger77: yea
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| A m Y 9764: do u hook up with a lot of girls italianslugger77: not really like i can but i dont |
A m Y 9764: do u like anybody right now italianslugger77: some girls but i wouldnt go out with them cause they have a bitchy attitude A m Y 9764: what are their names italianslugger77: theres a lot italianslugger77: heather cappano italianslugger77: hadeer A m Y 9764: whats her last name italianslugger77: elcoly italianslugger77: but shes still cool italianslugger77: but when she gets mad |
A m Y 9764: so what girls do u hang around with italianslugger77: deseria demar italianslugger77: ummm... A m Y 9764: sorry i dont know her italianslugger77: brittlyn Gautter italianslugger77: I dont really hang out with this girl italianslugger77: but really good friends italianslugger77: julie rox |
| italianslugger77: i'll prolly take a shower now italianslugger77: and get dressed italianslugger77: and just make a couple of calls |
A m Y 9764: do u like anybody right now italianslugger77: some girls but i wouldnt go out with them cause they have a bitchy attitude |
italianslugger77: just to let u no i am not ignoring u its just that i am on the phone with dell trying to turn off the fire wall |
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Did I mention that Joe is a world class speller? italianslugger77: thats like the bessed way to do ur hair italianslugger77: brittlyn Gautter italianslugger77: especially when he gets his liceneds italianslugger77: elcoly italianslugger77: u have like burnet hair
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