They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people."
Well I think the gun helps.
If you just stood there and yelled BANG,
I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-- Eddie Izzard, Dressed To Kill --


If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree
or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves.

-- Edward Abbey --


The trouble with quotes about death is that
99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive.

-- Joshua Bruns --