THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS

Buck has a headache. Tony ate
a real hot pepper. Slyvia weighs
herself naked on the bathroom
scale. Gary owes $800 to the
Internal Revenue. Roger says
poetry is the manufacture of lightning rods.
Jose wants to punch his wife
in the mouth. Ted's afraid
of his own shadow. Ray talks
to his tomato plants. Paul
wants a job in the post office
selling stamps. Mary keeps
smiling at herself in the mirror.
And I,
I pissed in the sink
with a feeling of
eternity.