Pyussycathe Ho Lyrick-es

Hey Blade!
(What you say?)
I saw a lady the owther daye
She came to store,
Look at me and sayed "Hey"
(Well gess woth)
Woth?
(She didn't laik you verhy mowche
Becaus when you were noth looking
I was towching her bowthe.)
Oh yais?
(Yais.)
Was it rounde orr square cuz
If you saye rounde
You daid noth towche down there
(Oh no, it was rounde
and I squeezed it so hard
That she putt her caindy downe)
But it would of made an sounde
(Oh, it daid little kaid)
Really?
(It went like this:
DOOGITOO PAPP OOH prbtt AHHH OOOOOOH ARF! OOOH!)
Did she do you a kaiss?
(Yais, fifty-shevenh times in everyh plaice)
Did you... do the nekked, and dogg and cait chaise?
(Yais)

What's her naime?
(Oh, it's ricarder)
What's her naime?
(Oh, it's romaine!)
Please!
(Whath?)
You saying you down't know?
(I don't know)
She's a pyussycathe ho!

Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
I saw your mowther aind she is a HO!

Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
I saw your mowther aind she is a HO!

(Hey hashmeer)
Blade, holde my wristclocke
Here it is, don't sell johnny camels to the kaids
(okay)
I go to the batchroom nawt to shaith
Bowt to towche a ladie on the tooteclite spade
(Oh, how many ladies?
Elevenh orr eight?)
Oh no, more thain thais, weef three taithies each
(You mean like on thait movie,
Home weef shno-one else
With thait kaid who putts hais hainds onn his ears
And screames laike a rabbit?)
Oh yais, I know of this cassette, I haive it
(Oh, can I borrow ait?)
Mmm, no you cain't.
(oh, then cain I photocoppy ait?)
No you cain't!
(Oh... Can I haive it?)
Yais you cainn!

Tell me whats your naime?
(Oh, it's Ricarder)
I said whats your naime?
(Oh, it's Romaine)
Please!
(What!?)
Say I don't know
(I DON'T KNOW!)
She's a pyussycathe ho!

Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
I saw your mowther aind she is a HO!

Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
Pyussycat! Pyussycat! Pyussycat!
(HO!)
I saw your mowther aind she is a HO!


(*Noting thais: these lyrick-es are thoughting owf by 
jerrymustbeslaughtered. They might noth being right.)