Mario Twins Lyrick-es

Hey, shBlade! Rhex!
Oh, shiggity shiggity OHH!
Guess what I got at Chunky's today for two dollares!
(???)
No!
(Oh, is it a trip to gay Paris?)
No!
(A shwat would Jerry do bracelette?)
No!
(Three hawt-whistles and two dead little kids?)
No, none of thais!
I receiv-ed for myself an electronic board device.
(Oh, you mean like Johnny Montegna's pownch-off?)
No!
(Fruit Rings?)
No!
(Hawt Brain Wash?)
No!
(Shmario Twins?)
Oh yais, that's it!
You know the game with the two boys are
Wearing the same t-shretts?
(Oh yais)
Oh, you want to play it?
(Oh yais)
DOOT!

Shmario Twins, Shmario Twins
I play them again and again
And if you don't play them then you're not my friend
Shmario Twins, Shmario Twins
Super mario, Super Chmario
I like you better than a big bowl of jellio
I go home every day after school
And I play your game cuz you're so cool
Cuz you run, jowmp, and you kick a lot
I bet that you could beat up a robot
Plus you have an (???)
And you put your arms like thais and thait

Oh shaith, you found lady with a hat on
Oh no, she's not here, do a tissue on her face
Oh lady where are you
I wanted to know your name goodbye
I wish I could see you here
Where are you lady?
Mario Twins!
Mario Twins!
I love you princess!
Oh, touch me in the.... fyoot oh!
Please, please, please, please
Touch me in the fyooooooooot!!!
(Princess where are you?)

I think she was wearing an hat
(Not!)


(*Noting thais: these lyrick-es are thoughting owf by 
jerrymustbeslaughtered. They might noth being right.)