You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team Lyrick-es

Soccer 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 

Soccer 

Yes, you would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team 
I know this because you are girlfriend of Rashim 
If I had a jersey weef the number on the back 
Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack 

When I did a telephone call you'd call me back 
You would take me for a ride in your cadillac 
You would give me milk to go with my apple jack 
But you don't, this hurt Hashmeer like a thumbtack 

I play chess, but you don't care 
Still like soccer player with his very long hair 
And I ask for half a candy cane you would not share 
This make me mad like a big grizzly bear 

Every time I try out for team I get chopped 
Coach says to me "Hashmeer you need to stop" 
No I do not care and I keep on trying 
Cause I think you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 

Soccer 
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

I like to paint, and I like to draw 
but i dont get sex cause i do not kick the soccer ball
You don't even say hi when you see me in the hall 
Try to give you kiss but you push me and I fall 

If I wear the Umbrex and a pair of cleats 
You would want to do a saix on the bedsheets 
Then we would go out and get a bite to eat 
We would have a sandwich weef lettyu-uce and meat 

Then we go back home and watch Jerry Letterman 
I know you like Rashim but Hashmeer's the better man 
He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean 
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 

Soccer 
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 
Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

For two weeks, practiced night and day 
But I'm still not good enough for the coach to let me play 
Guess what I discovered while I'm at the Jiffy Lube? 
Hashmeer's very good at rubix cube 

I can seperate white and red from the green 
I will chop opponients like a guillotine 
And yes I am better at the rubix cube than James Dean 
And I am better at the rubix cube than Charly Sheen 

If my pants be dirty, I wash them and they're clean 
You could have been my queen, I could have been your king 
But now all the weemon want to date this mean machine 
I don't need you beish I'm on the rubix cube team 

Rubix 
I don't need you beish and I don't need your soccer team 
Cause now beish I'm on the rubix cube team 
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?


(*Noting thais: these lyrick-es are thoughting owf by jerrymustbeslaughtered. They 
might noth being right. Help frome White Chocolate, Leus, aind Quintopia)