So far anyway. Next summer, myself and who ever will come with me will be walking from Maine To Boston, It should be a three day walk. We will live as Hobo's once we get there, we will make money panhandling and selling our bodies. Not in the prostitution sense but as in blood, plasma, platelettes, maybe even marrow or sperm. Its going to be crazy. I've already enlisted The Great Brando to come, and by The Great Brando I mean Brandon Conley. If anyone else wants to come, just get in contact with me.
Following this simple system I can make any person a full blown hottie! Just folow this diet!
For breakfast You can have a cigarette, a clove is recomeneded, and coffee, a flavored coffee will make you seem more refined. And with all the energy from the caffein in the coffee you can go exercise.
For lunch you will eat salad, with a low-fat dressing, you will have a cigarette, again recomeneding clove, and you will drink water. Now that you've been hydrated by the water, you can go exercise.
For dinner you will have a cigarette, still recomending clove, alcohol, wine is always a good choice with food, and finally your choice of a low calorie vegan dish or a normal meat based entre that you will vomit up as soon as you get some time alone. The vegan dish is recomended.
For snacks allow me to recomend a power bar, so you can go exercise. A slimfast shake because you really aren't getting all the vitamins and minerals you need following this diet. And a nice calorie free cigarette, preferably clove.
So you're bored out of your mind, and you want to get stoned, or you want to trip, but you're having a hard time getting a hold of our dealer and the closest place that sells not pot is closed. What are you to do? The following is a list of quick easy highs. The following can be very dangerous, so proceedw ith caution.
First off we have simple over the counter medicines. If you are looking for a good upper, i would recomend Xenadrine. Try to grab a bottle that doesn't say ephedra free, but take what you can get. A great downer is dramamine. Thats right motion sickness pills. Corectin can be used as a downer as well, with slight trippy effects, but it is not as potent. We all know the psychotropic effects of drinking a cough syrup heavy in DXM (robi-trippin).
Two of the less known easy highs, are smoking catnip. A good stoned feeling can come from this. If you can't get pot, I would recomend it. Last for this update is the prison trip. Mixing a lot of nutmeg witha very little amount of water can produce a trip that lasts for days. However, I have never meant anyone who has done it, would ever do it again. This works, but I heavily recomend against. Thats all for now.
Side Note: Does anybody else find it funny that George Bush has stated that his favorite country in Africa is South Africa. Which also happens to be the country in Africa With highest percentage of white people. Hmmmmm.....
