Fritz The Cat
The Day starts out with Fritz on the couch asleep and the bright sun shining his face.
Fritz: Oh shit, thats bright man, what are these damn blinds doing open god damnit.
Max: Hey Fritz, we are gonna be late for the performance in the park, you know, our band. SO
WAKE UP YOU LAZY FUCKIN POTHEAD.
Fritz: Alright, alright, I'm getting up, just give me a second, I hear some weed that's calling my name.
Weed: (Inside Fritz's head) Come on, you know you want some weed.
After Fritz gets really FUCKED up on his 20 sac, he go's around town looking for somewhere to EAT
(MUNCHIES).
Fritz: Man, I could go for some East Side Mario's right now.
Waiter: Hello, sir, how may I help you?
Fritz: *Still a bit high* Uh, yeah, can I get hamburger, and fries?
Waiter: Ok, anything else?
Fritz: Yeah.
Waiter: Ok, what?
Fritz: Nothing.
Waiter: I thought you just said-
Fritz: HEY! SHUT UP, AND GO GET MY HAMBURGURS, AND FRIES, BITCH!!!
Waiter: *Walks away*
Fritz: Stupid bitch...
Waiter: *Gives Fritz his hamburger and fries*
Fritz: *Throws a fry at the waiter* HA! Take that bitch.
Waiter: THATS IT! *Runs after Fritz*
Fritz: *Throws a fry at the waiters eye, and starts laughing hysterically*
Waiter: *On the ground crying* THATS IT, GET OUT NOW!!!!
Fritz: *Laughing hysterically* Ok, fine, but before I go. *Throws another fry at the waiters eye*
Waiter: *On the ground, crying again*
Fritz: *Walks out, and takes his food without paying*
Manager: HEY! YOU FORGOT TO PAY!
Fritz: *Flips him the finger, and walks away*
Fritz: *Finishes eating* OH SHIT! *Look's at his watch* I GOTTA GET TO THE PARK!
*Fritz goes to the park, to get ready to perform, but
before he goes to perform, he see's 3 attracting girls talking with a ''cool'' guy. So Fritz decides to get the girls to come to him*
Fritz: *On the ground* Oh no, I have nothing to live for, I've done everything in life, now I have nothing to live for, I guess I'll kill myself.
Girls: *Go up to Fritz* Are you ok?
Fritz: I have nothing to live for. I've done everything in my life.
Girls: Is there anything we can do to help?
Fritz: Well... there is one thing I havn't done in my life.
Girls: Oh? Whats that?
Fritz: I havn't explored the nature of the female human body.
Girls: *Giggle* Well, we can change that.
Fritz: *Thinking* Man, I'm just too good. *Takes the girls up to His, and Max's apartment, and
start a gangbang in a bath tub*
*Max and his friends walk in*
Max: Fritz you little son of a bitch, you were late for- *See's Fritz gang-banging the girls, and jumps in*
Max: *Checking out a chick* Yo baby, wussup.
Fritz: Aw crap, he took my girls... oh well, I'll just go smoke some pot.*Fritz goes into the living room, and starts to smoke pot*
*Suddenly, the police walk in, and RAID, but one of the policemen drops his gun, and Fritz picks it up*
Fritz: *High like crazy* Woah, this is a big fucking gun. *Walks into the washroom, and shoots the toilet with the gun serveral times, before the toilet explodes, and floods the apartment, and wahses everybody out*
*The police start chasing Fritz, and Fritz runs into a jewish church*
Fritz: *Still high* Shit, I need somewhere to hide. *See's a Nuns changeroom* Hmm... here we go.
Police: Shit, we can't go in their, Nuns have special ''powers.'' Lets leave
Fritz: FUCK that was close *walking out with a nuns bra on his head *
Fritz: I need to get out of there quick before the pigs come back.
*Just as Fritz walks out the something hits him in his head.*
Fritz: Man I need some WEED I got to go see jimmy he can hook me up.
To be continue.........
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