Bears' Players

Position: Quarterback/Wide Receiver Experience: Rookie Nickname: Turd Fergusson Height: 6'2 Weight: 155 lbs Favorite Quote: O'Doyle Rules Graydon has shoes....he likes to wear shoes...he likes ice cream and video games...he is a part of the Ransackers Incorperated.

Position: Offensive Line/Defensive Line Experience: 2 Years Nickname: Goose Height: 6'1 Weight: 250 lbs Favorite Quote: Shmaaa.... Zack is one of the biggest guys in the school period... He was a starter in Grade 9, and he has been ever since. He will probably be playing next year both defense and offensive line. Goose has an amazing attraction to Tina Turner some days...but most days...he just loves his porn, lets just say Jenna Jaimison is his idol...

Position: Defensive Line Experience: 1 Year Nickname: Leusch Height: 5'10 Weight: 190 lbs