why would i ever leave
id just as soon watch tv
on the couch with a couple a guys
eat lots of mcdonalds fries
i wanna get fat so i cant move
just cos theres nothin else to do
give me the remote and leave me alone
board me up so i cant leave home

hahahahahahahaha
i have no fucking life!
hahahahahahahaha
but all thats alright!

all my friends are gonna leave
cos i just broke my tv
and now i got nothing to do
cos i ate all of the food
im so hungry i want ice cream
im so bored im gonna scream
i got mad and threw the remote
it doesnt matter cos the tv's broke