YM stands for Yami Malik, YB stands for Yami Bakura, and IY stands for InuYasha, okay? Okay.
Chapter three: Hell In Different Worlds
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(Last time we met, the characters had begun their quest, the groups now are named...
AlbinoFetish: Buttons, Kai, and Bakura. {currently in Escaflowne}
CuteButKindaScaryBunnys: Butterfly, YB, and Max {currently in Yu-Gi-Oh}
And last but not least, DeadPuppies, Blu, Riku, Rey, and Tyson {currently in InuYasha}
Do not ask how these names were gotten, even, I, the author do not know. But lets continue, Shall we?)
(In Escaflowne, Dilandau was having trouble dislodging his.... shall we say... fan girl, to put it lightly?)
Dilandau: *shaking his guymelefs foot* Get off, woman!
Buttons: *cling cling* Never! *somehow manages to climb up to his shoulder* Wee! ^_^
Dilandau: What the hell are you!?
Buttons: I’m your BIGGEST fan! *hugs guymelef* Lets go burn something!
Bakura: But Buttons, you might get hurt!
Kai: *mutters* And you said she wasn’t psycho.... *leaning against random tree*
Buttons: *pointing at random objects* Burn that, and that, ooo and that and that and that... *point point* And that silver guymelef over there!
Dilandau: What! Where? *looks around until he sees the guymelef* Gotcha Vaaaan! *shoots fire at Van’s guymelef*
Buttons: Yay!!! *grins happily*
Van: Dilandau!! *dodges fire; draws sword* I wont let you do this to me!!
Dilandau: I’ll make you BURN!!! *laughs maniacally and shoots fire once again* BURN!!!!
Buttons: *happily sitting on Dilandau’s shoulder* YAY!! Go Dilly-Sama!!
Dilandau: ....Dilly?
Buttons: Delightful!! ^_^ *swings legs*
Kai: Flaming Psycho is more like it... *acting uninterested*
Bakura: *worried out of his mind* Buttons, get down from there, what if this Van person hits you with his sword??
Buttons: Dilly-Sama will burn him before then!! *swing swing*
Dilandau: You’re right! Van will be fried fish!! *fires his fire gun again*
Van: Rrrgghh! *trying to block blazes*
Dilandau: *laughing insanely*
Buttons: *squee! ^_^* Haha! Take that, VAN!!! *laughs*
Bakura:... Buttons! Please! Get down!!
Kai: Yea, we have to find your friends... remember?
Buttons: *realizes that she DOES have to find her friends; sighs* Oh all right... Hey! Dilandau! Wanna help us?
Dilandau: And miss Van’s empire falling??
Buttons: You can wreak havoc in the other worlds if you want....
Bakura: Buttons! That's dangerous! What of the other worlds leaders!?
Buttons: They will fall before Dilandau-Sama's prettiness! *smiles happily*
Kai: Tch... maybe you would.....
Buttons: ‘Course they will! ^_^
Dilandau:..... Where would we be going?
Buttons:*dramatically mysterious like* To The Mystic Moon!! *points up in the sky*
Dilandau: *astonished* You know how to get up there?!
Buttons: I LIVE there!
(With the CuteButKindaScaryBunnys things were going... okay....)
Butterflie: HI DUKE!!!!
Duke: *looks up from his work*... Um... do I... know you?
Butterflie: Of COURSE not!! *smiles happily* But I know you!!
Duke: Are you another cheerleader? *slightly smiles*
Butterflie: No.. But I can be!! Can you twirl your hair?!?! PLEASE???
YB: *pulls Butterflie away* She had her Dunkachino this morning....
Duke: I see... *looks at the currently bouncy Butterflie, twirls his hair*
Other Random Girls In Room: *~s~~i~~g~~h~*
Butterflie: *grins* Cool!!
YB: -_-; C’mon Butterflie, lets go find someone to help- *suddenly turns to the door of the class room*
Malik: *walks in, looks around*
Butterflie: *doesn’t notice him; watching Duke* Duke, you are so cool, and you almost beat Yugi!! ^_^
Duke: Yugi is a much better duelist then me, I’m afraid.
Butterflie: But you ALMOST did. And that's all that matters! *continues to chat with Duke happily*
Malik: *senses YB's ring; looks around until he sees YB* Hmmm.... You....
YB: Hello Malik.
Malik: *sees Butterflie, looks from her to YB* Who is this human you are with?
YB: That is none of your concern.
Malik:... Are you... WITH her? *smirk*
YB: I told you that is none of your concern. *ring glows slightly*
Malik: Shall we have a shadow game then, tomb robber? *rod glows*
YM: *walks in* Give me my Rod! *snatches it from Malik, pets it*
Malik:.... *blinks* Where...? I thought I locked you in the closet!!
YM: *grin* I have my ways.....
Malik: You seduced my mother?!?! AGAIN???
(Ed. note: Qwah! Mothercest! O_o)
(Everyone in the class is now staring at the two arguing.)
Class: *STARE; silence*
Malik: *notices the class* Uh....
YM: What are you staring at you insignificant mortals?!?! I shall send you all to the SHADOW REALM!!! *rod glows brightly*
(Now with the DeadPuppies, Hiten is having a hay day with Blu, who is unknowingly eluding him.)
Blu: I have to find my friends! *skips towards Rey* Okay?
Hiten: I told you I have them at my home! Why dont you come along with me and-
Riku: She may be dumb, but even Tyson could get that one!
Blu: Ouch... now you are definitely NOT getting your sword back!
Hiten: *dives down to grab Blu* Woman, I tire of this!
Blu: *skips behind a tree just before Hiten gets her* Then leave, I’m not holding you here...
Hiten: *stops abruptly; growls* I see why the Silver haired one is so eager to rid himself of you.
Blu:.... *stops* Excuse me? *turns to see Hiten* I may be a bit clueless at times but I am NOT annoying.
Hiten: A bit is an exaggeration.
Blu: I have a sword in my hands!!
Riku: *takes it from her* You do?
Blu: He-hey!! That isn’t fair!!
Riku: All’s fair in love and war.
Hiten: Indeed, now will you come peacefully, or shall I carry you? *right above Blu*
Riku: *gets in his way* I don’t think so.
Rey: *same* We need her help, so, you’ll just have to wait.
Tyson: *eating some berries* Yea! What they said!
Hiten: You humans are wasting your time! *holds up his spear* I can kill you in a split second!!
Riku: Try it.
Voice: *to their left* Hiten, you do not know who you are dealing with! *out jumps InuYasha* You have a jewel shard!!
Hiten: InuYasha... *bares his teeth*
IY: That's my name, dont wear it out! *pulls out the Tetsusaiga* Now hand over the Shard!!
Hiten: In your dreams!
IY: My dreams have become reality real fast these days! *runs at Hiten, sword raised*
Voice#2: InuYasha!!
IY: *stops* What?! *turns to Kagome who is coming from the woods*
Kagome: He has no jewel shards!! *glare*
IY: WHAT?!?! You mean that monk deceived me?!?! I’ll kill him!!
Kagome: He didn’t deceive you, you were dumb enough to listen to him!
IY: Hey! That is-
Hiten: A lovers quarrel? *smirk*
IY: What?? *remembers Hiten* Why you!
Hiten: *poof! He's gone!*
Voice #3: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! InuYasha, you might want to brace yourself!!!! Here comes MORE fun!!!
IY: Naraku!! *growl*
Voice: #4: Hello.... Little brother....
Kagome: That sounds like.... Sesshoumaru.............
Blu: *eyes widen* Se... Se..... Sesshoumaru??? *whispering*
Sesshoumaru: *steps from shadows, looks at strange group formed before him* What a group you have gathered, InuYasha.
Blu:... *takes DEEP breath; quietly* Hehehehehe.......
Sesshoumaru: *looks to Kagome* Ah the young mortal you insist on traveling with... and.. *looks at Blu curiously* who is this young filly?
Rey:.... *sees look on Blus face* Uh oh.......
Blu: Hi....... I’m Blu.... You are Sesshoumaru.... that rhymes! ^_^ *talking faster* You’re cool! And pretty, and fast and evil like and hott and cool, and did I mention pretty? And you have the Tenseiga, and you want the Tetsusaiga and I could get it for you if you wanted!! *walks up to the now gawking InuYasha, takes Tetsusaiga brings it to Sesshoumaru* Here!
IY: Hey! Give me back my sword you-
Kagome: Hey! M-miss!! You don’t want to give it to him!!!
Sesshoumaru: *amused* You can’t even keep a young woman from taking your sword InuYasha, and you say you are going to destroy me with it. *smirks* Tell me, how are you going to do that with no sword?
Blu: *holding sword out to Sesshoumaru, remembers* Oh, yea..... you cant touch it.... *eagerly* I’LL carry it for you Sesshoumaru-Sama!!!
Sesshoumaru: *looks down at her* You will, will you?
Riku: Blu you numbskull!! Cant you see he’s the LAST person you want to give that to?!?!?
Blu: No! He’s the ONLY one I want to give it to!! I LOVE him!!! *happily grins*
Everyone: *STARE*
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