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Here are a few quotes courtesy of my good friends... they made me laugh so I'm spreading the joy :-) It's an honor to be on this list; it's very competitive! :-P jayv84uf: I GOT A COFFEE TABLE!jayv84uf: it's my newest bestest friend UFGatorPrincess: how can you be best friends with a table? jayv84uf: it's a really cool table! jayv84uf: we have many things in common, you know UFGatorPrincess: like? jayv84uf: oh, it has 4 legs jayv84uf: and I have 4'ish legs UFGatorPrincess: haha jayv84uf: and it's made of wood jayv84uf: and, um... jayv84uf: yeah jayv84uf: see?! UFGatorPrincess: you both like being in front of the tv? jayv84uf: oh, yeah! Jess: I don't do so well with the small balls, just the big ones. Jay V: There was a distinct burning sensation coming from my pants
Jay: It's a nice mattress. jayv84uf: have you ever had one of those moments when you just ask yourself, "Where did my pants go?" Jay: If Jessica brings her bird out, we'll have a party fowl!
Me: You should eat! Your brain doesn't operate that well with hungry! ... you know what i mean Me: Oh! I have to remember to get up tomorrow! Rebecca: I was trying very hard. I was trying to force it, but they're both female. (referring to serial ports) Rebecca: that was a great there's-cottage-cheese-in-my-eggnog face
Talking about paper airplane competition Jessica D: Excuse me, I've been hanging out with guys all day so my IQ level is kinda low at volleyball practice
Daniella: (after hitting the ball into empty space between me and jes) that was for that invisible guy right there
UFGatorPrincess: and i didn't wanna watch zombies at night
Mike: Dr. Lear?
presenter: are any of you married?
**see picture above**
"There goes another one."
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caju21: sarah Jes (to dean): No matter how much you wash your arm, it's still a dolphin penis!
In class: Miguel: We'd have to consider friction. It might have pressure drag cuz it's a blunt body. Dan: No it's not! Miguel: Yes it is! Have you ever looked at spit? Dan: I spit in cones
"I don't trust those frat boys and their pastel colored polos!"
"It's so modern, I just made it up!"
"My mom used to put me on a leash when I was little. Sometimes I'd forget I was on it and try to hide."
"I've fallen into the penguin. And I can't get up." Perfect steve: is steak and shake getting pulled over? Russ: If the Amish invented electricity again, would they be allowed to use it?
Jess: How come you're all dressed up? Jess: Don't hit on the alcohol!
Maggie: whats in the meat?
"You know? Crotches are great for holding things."
Pree: Jay!?
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