The Path
Hello, I'm George and I will be your tour guide. If at any point you start freaking out, lose a limb, or decide you don't like me anymore, there's nothing you can do about it and should simply continue your journy. Well, I suppose it would be wise to get started. OH! And by the way, should you ever get lost or unnecessarily frustrated, just click the "Home" link and that will direct you back towards the beginning. (But, I must suggest against this, none have ever actually completed the journey back.)
OK! Let's be on our way.
The Path