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Staticwater's World

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WAAAHHHOOOOOOOOO! I AM FINALLY UPDATING! YAAAAAAY! Too much swimming, too many comics, too little time. Go look at my comics. There is a link down below. And be ever so kind and sign the guestbook. THANKU!!!!


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More will come soon, so enjoy what's here and don't hurt yourself. You don't know my name so you can't sue me. Mwahahahahahaha.

Geez. I'm gonna quit this "new" thing cuz I always forget. Just check every week.

DUDE!!!!! MAGIC BUBBLE HAS UNDERGONE A COMPLETE OVERHAUL! YAAAAAAY! YOU MUST SEE IT! Click on this . . . . if you dare. MAGIC BUBBLE

E-Mail me by clicking on the link that says E-Mail me! Here it is! E-Mail me!

INFORMATION ON MY OTHER LOVELY SITE! If you care, I make comics. They're pretty cool, everyone says . . . *modest cough* Hehehe. Anyway, go look. You can see what has been consuming my time besides IM and homework. Click: MY COMICS

INTERSITE LINKS - VISIT IF YOU DARE!

Yay! Now I have categories! Click on a link to visit a page with links to various jokes under that subject. For all of the brain surgeons out there, there is a breif description about the type of jokes the link contains. Have fun and send a link to a friend.

Miscellaneous Jokes

Here are the jokes that have no general category. I am NOT going to put categories with only one joke in it. Therefore, all the poor little homeless jokes go HERE. Read them. Now.

Feline Humor

This is a category that consists of a lot of jokes about the way cats are and how they act.

Telephone Jokes

Don't you just despise telemarketers? See the fury of those who hate them unvieled in the telemarketer jokes. Always leaving the answering machine on? Look for some ways to make your message more interesting. Read them all. Now.

State Jokes

This is where I post all of the jokes about the 50 states of the U.S. There are retarded laws and more jokes are coming soon.

Pictures

Here is where I have the links to the pictures on my site! Please look at them all. Do it. Now.

Sites

Here are all of the sites that I believe to be what you mortals call 'cool'. Go look.

Yo Mama Jokes

This page has links to jokes that insult the maternal figure. If you find these kind of jokes offending, you might not want to read them. On the other hand, they're quite funny. The choice is yours. Read them. Now.
CREDIT FOR JOKES(well, some anyways . . .)