Good Evening traveler, welcome to my home. I doubt you realize this, but you have breached the boundaries of my family's traditionally held territories. Do not worry, you seem to be in need, and I am certain that you will find all you require inside my house. Please, come inside. We rarely receive visitors here, and I'm sure you wouldn't be so rude as to refuse our hospitality. Come, we have much to talk about. My meat is your meat, my home is your home. Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly....... Step inside...
