STEVE
Real Name: Steven Chandler
Aliases: "That white guy", Spechie Slanga
Notable Appearances: Fossie Fi Dead
He started off as regular, good, white kid. Then he met Fraz and Drega. The message they conveyed in the song 'White Folks' could not be erased from this innocent child's memory. "White folks, dance better on drugs" echoed through his mind as he wandered the streets of Scarborough looking for crack dealers and grifters alike. After spending all of his money on ecstacy and powdered drugs, Steven found himself with very little money, which he was saving for transportational purposes. His morals were decayed away so badly that he could not judge right from wrong and wagered his mother's wedding ring on a single game of dice...and lost. After the grifters found that Steven was broke, he took many beatings and many kicks to the head. "Damn those fake Avirex kicks really hurt," says close friend Kofi Hope, "You gotta get the real deal." Reporters were then informed not to breathe on Mr. Hope's jacket, but back to the story, Steve then woke up in a cradle at the Hope residence. Kofi had found him drunken out of his mind behind HMV and taken him under his wing. Kofi, also known as rapper 'Scripture', taught Steve the importance of manners and cleanliness, and most importantly, taught Steven that white folks don't need drugs to be cool. Nowadays Steve mocks the idea of going back to Scarborough and even Melville Mall after recent shootings, "I hate that hell-hole," but the concentrated Steven has a new goal, "I gotta get my mom's wedding ring back." To gain publicity, Steve asked Kofi to lend him some of his goons for a while. Presently, an operation is underway to get the ring back from the fossies.