The resident assistant's board at 9:00 am.
In the girl's bathroom there was a "Hottie Pottie" stall where pictures of "hot" guys were posted. Well, we had fun for a few nights putting up pictures of really ugly guys in there,to mock the very concept of a "hottie pottie." They kept taking them down. We don’t see why, really. So, we decided to take the project a step further:
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| Yeltsin | Yeltsin again | Gorbachev | Scary thing | Aussie cane toad | Aussie cane toad | Tiny Tim | ?? | ?? |
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| Mr. Bean | Gore | Arafat | Walrus Man | Big Dog |
We printed up tiny pictures of ugly guys. Bad pictures of them all. Hideous, in fact. Did extensive preparation, cutting them into strips, taping the backs, cutting them partway so they would tear well, and mounting them on a piece of black fabric to transport them.
Then, at 4:30 in morning, we woke up, full of excitement. We hung a Bathroom Out of Order sign on the door and crept inside to do the deed. We applied the pictures to the bathroom.... the walls, the sink splashboard, the inside of the showers (covered with a protective layer of clear packing tape), the toilet stalls. We left one shower and one toilet, out of three, free. It took us 1 and a half hours, even though we had done extensive preparation and it went fast. Are you getting the picture? Good. Worse.
The quilt of ugly guys, ready for action. 9:00 pm the previous night.
Now you can put pictures up too! Hover on the picture to have endless fun!
"Oh my God! OH MY GOD. Oh my God. Oh my God."
"Oh no."
"Why?"
"They left one open."
"They're in there looking at you?!" (presumably refering to the showers)
"You're joking!"
"You sure have a lot of patience."
(waste basket slamming)
(wild paper towel rolling)
"Okay, I don't know what we should do."
(laughs) "Oh! That's weird."
"Have you guys taken a shower in there?"
"Someone's taking a shower in there!"
"Taking everything out of there." (?)
"Weird."
"Maria! Maria!"
"The bathroom creeps (freaks?) me out."
"I wanna see!"
"They're everywhere, in the showers, in the bathroom."
"Go in the bathroom. Go look. Look in all the showers too."
LATER...
"Drew, do you like our bathroom? It's 'festive'."
"The custodial lady said it was beautiful."
Well, the bathroom incident prompted a meeting with the hall with big authorities there as bouncers. The end result was that all pictures had to be removed from the bathroom permanently including the ones of the guys that had started it all. Excellent job, really.
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