MATH JOKES AND PRANKS

For The End of the Year

1. Put paper bags over your head with faces drawn on it

2. Make and eat cereal in class

3. Bring roller blades, skateboards, ect. to school and do tricks on the office porch

For Everyday Classes

1. Studder alot

2. Mumble your questions

3. Whisper him questions in jibberish

4. Ask confusing things

5. Where a hood in class and refuse to remove it

6. Talk in ebonics

7. Pretend to be a genious and ask theoretical things

8. Call him "bra" or "hommie" or "gramps"

9. Talk about skateboarding and BMX

10. Ask about common denominators and multiplicative inverses

11. Throw or shoot paper out of your book cover at him

#12. TOUCH HIS HANDS (CHOKING WILL RESULT)

13. Pretend to be a secret agent

14. Call him a "silly ole' goose"

15. Pretend to talk on a cell phone

16.Frequently switch desks while he's not looking so he'll think he's losing his mind...he is...

17. Blow your nose REALLY loud

18. Sing or hum loudly

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