WoRdS oF tHe WiSe
*"Balls are to men what purses are to women."-poco
*"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel." (from Adrianne's Women Studies course at UW
*"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit." -poco
*"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore; if it's bad, you just had sex with an ex."-poco
*"People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar."-poco
*"If it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you account for the number of crying children on planes?"-poco
*"I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer in running to the bathroom."-poco
*"If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong."-poco
*"Some of the best sex I've had is with a german I can't stand!"-poco
*"I saw losing my virginity as a career move." -Madonna
*"When you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky for example. Now in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, its just what you've been searching for all these years." -The Beach
*"And me? I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. Because it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And if you find that moment, it lasts forever." -The Beach
*"Anywhere you go, desire is desire. The sun cannot bleach it, nor the tide wash it away." -The Beach
*"Remember those old signs that said Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life? Well, that's true except for one day: The day you die!" -American Beauty
*"The value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin'." -Biodome
*"Know first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly." -Epictetus
*"You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again." -Bonnie Prudden
*"The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose." -Heda Bujar
*"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for." -Earl Warren
*"The way to become boring is to say everything." -Voltaire
*"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different." -Coco Chanel
*"What the hell do you say when it's already all been said?!"
*"Procrastination is a lot like masturbation--it may seem really cool for a while, but eventually you'll realized you're only fucking yourself."
*"What sound does a penis make?" -Me, The Sex Philosophies
*"It was quite the orgasmic experience." -Me on the Green Day concert last year
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