sTuPiD tHiNgS wE dO & sAy
This is a list of all the dumbest things we say and do...some are kinda obscure, but those are only for us to fully understand. Besides, if you knew what they really meant you'd be scared.
*Constant trips to ESSO
*SMB - Show Me Blowjob
*SMA – Show Me Academy (the HIGH SCHOOL of SMB)
*SMU – Show Me University (not St. Mary's University)
*SMCC – Show Me Community College
*SMG – Show Me Game (never will guessing games lose their fun) May also be Show Me Grad
*“Yoohoo!”, “Yoohoo, sexy papa!”, “Yoohoo, fellow(s)!”
*"Hey sexy muffins!”(Tim Horton’s will never be the same.)
*Talking with a German accent is not annoying at all!
*NPD – Nervous Personality Disorder
*APD – Annoying Personality Disorder
*The “SMB/Bitch Mobile” will definitely be remembered as the ultimate car for two reasons: 1) We have a blast in it
2) We’re all so glad we’ve survived even a single ride in it
*Accidental drive-bys of certain people's houses in the middle of the night...it's not a good idea to do this when the person lives in a dead end or court
*Nakedness in front of Tara…you’re not exactly supposed to ask someone a question when you’re getting nude…the person usually responds by looking at the person proposing the question
*The infamous “I hate my mother!” speeches
*Fun with 23-year-old perverts
*Fun with 23-year-old perverts that think 17-year-olds are hot
*"The Little Chinese Whore" haha
*Endless days SMB'ing at Lime Ridge (those poor people)
*Learning how to spray perfume and body mist…the correct way
*Learning that BODY WASH does not substitute for a BODY LOTION
*Contracting sunburns on our asses has never been easier thanks to ingenious suggestions to tan for more than 20 minutes at a time
*Who knew getting a flat tire would be so damn easy?! Thanks Marco.
*Next time we go to Burlington we better make use of a map
*Adrianne tries to lick Tara. "EWWW Adrianne WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?", “You look like you taste good!”
*"I AM A BANANNA!", "YAY! I LOVE LIFE!"
*German retriever
*Daddy’s home! POPPY!
*I hate Germans! If they aren’t killing Jews they are screwing my ex-boyfriend! (not to be taken seriously)
*Boooooooooooooooooobies!
*Wearing bathing suits for 3 days straight in Muskoka...what ever happened to good old fashioned clothing?
*“Marco, I need a blanket, because of Adrianne’s cold shoulder!”
*Sailors in bikinis yelling at us
*Pawning your parents' belongings for adventure dough is not such a great idea when we look back on it
*“Tara feed me!”
*Changing bras while driving
*LICKS DRIVE THRU, gay guys hitting on me. ~ “HI AGAIN!”
*"HEY GUYS! Let’s go to a strip CLUB!"
*"Camping" is fun..."So how about those wieners?!"
*Sex advice from Brenda--anyone else need sex advice from my MOTHER?! Thanks Dri
*Adrianne’s "sun sick" for a week, and the whole world knows about it
*Packing for university
*"GRANDMA!"
*Classy drinking while slummin' it at the camp site...i.e. Italian amaretto
*“Who the fuck are you and why are you on my fucking couch?!”-Adrianne. Why must you take up residency on MY couch?!
*"I like it, it’s sexy"--this is pertaining to FOOD
*SCR – Sly Cock Rider/Riding
*Ewelina: “I can’t picture her getting freaky with any guy.” Adrianne: “Yeah, she’d ride a sly cock!”
*Kyla working all the time and SCRing the old geriatrics
*“You like da COCKE?”
*molestatation with “THE HAND”
*“Oh sexy girlfriend!” gotta love those late night movie fests--Sixteen Candles, anyone?
*Two words: LEGALLY BLONDE
*Having the CAA man almost finding the porn card in the trunk
*Running out of gas at the intersection of Garth and Rymal...more than once
*Hitting on the retards at The Retard Car Wash...they really do a super job though, don't they Dri?
*Steve yelling lewd comments in tents while people are getting it on
*Cleaning bedrooms is not the funnest thing in the world
*Harassing Pizza Pizza employees in Ancaster
*Begging for a tab at Pizza Pizza...every single one we pass!
*3am food stops at Hamilton Pizza Pizza's when returning from Burly
*Pretending to be on a diet
*Tara being “The Minor”
*Me ditching baseball to help the guys seduce The Dirty German
*Plotting against people who like us
*“So, how do you like His crooked personality, Adrianne?” hahahaha
*ass slapping
*“but because Gold Bond Medicated Itch Powder….”
*Mumsy:”"oh, you look fresh today"
*“boybayshish” hahaha
*"Am I his girlfriend and I just don’t know about it?"
*sock fighting causes athlete’s foot in Adrianne’s cr...nevermind
*ICS
*“It’s like a yeast infection out here!”
*Never has there been a day involving so many “almost-car-accidents” (July 19/2002)
*I love waving and screaming at Sandy to the point where she’s totally confused while getting off the city bus
*“You’re smarter than the average bear, Tara.”
*“So wise, so horny” Dri to Tara--you need help, Adrianne
*"I’ll silly the sex outta you!” – Adrianne
*Dating 30 year olds “ Uh, sir I think I have more in common with your daughter”
*Impostor Christian~ “Well because I’m a Christian, I can’t…”
*"I’ve been a virgin for like a month now”
*“Yeah, I tricked him into having sex with me!”
*Sock Wars!
*The "KK", aka "Krusty" haha
*“It’s like cyber sex without the masturbation...it's all just building up for our first time together”, you still need help
*“What the hell do you say when it's already all been said?”
*“From now on I’m only putting supreme in my BMW!”
*Joe F at the gas station...eww! We will NOT go to prom with you!
*"Soon enough, my pet.”
“Why masturbate? This isn’t helping me achieve any of my goals in life.”
*“He’s not that smart…he’s a teacher.”
*“It’s like putting two virgins in a whorehouse!” - why do I have to make silly comments like this? I don't know either
*Slutface
*“East Blake Lack”, "...umm it's "East Black Lake, Adrianne...","of course!"
*“So, I was hanging out with the schnauzer….”
*“I’m FREE! BORN FREE!!!!” ...Wasaga is not a nude beach, Adrianne.
*Skinny Dipping in Broad daylight, is so EXHILARATING!
*“He wouldn’t know what a crotch was if one hit him in the face!”
*Kyla is number 47!
*“Hey Peter!!! How’re the kids?!”, “Hey Jonah!!!”, “Hey Samantha!!!”
*Playing pool with Dri’s father
*Seducing tattoo artists downtown is super fun!
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