Let it be documented that this is the first time Steve and I ever rated anything. It was the side of my house. Ten points.

Steve making a ridiculous face.

I am wrecked.

I told Steve to make a really serious face in this picture. I believe it.

AHAHAHA. This is the funniest photograph of all time.

Steven and I looking like we're going to go get some fruit snacks. Did you get that?

"She looks like Hilary Duff and Britney Spears mashed together in some terrible car crash."

Steve with his check.

A closer look at Steve's check. It's made out to his whole name, for A LOT of money, signed Bob Barker, with an IS (in script) that says "Help control the pet population"! We had this theory that Bob Barker was so concerned with controlling the pet population because he feared a pet mutiny. Steve suggested that perhaps the pets would take over and form a violent pet dictatorship. Smalex said that was ridiculous.

A picture of the food we ate. We wrote it down, too. We ate a bowl of jelly beans, 3 fruit snack packs, one muffin, two yogurt cones BY CHAPMAN'S, a tupperware container full of letftover pizza and bagel bites, half a bag of Lays Wavy chips, and three packages of two Ah Caramels! each. We also had had a blueberry muffin earlier, and drank five cans of iced tea/lemonade. Revolting.

And this one's just funny as hell.

Awww, Steve. What a momentus occasion!

"And I still have a fruit snack in my pocket!" - Steve, 2006.
"Let's make a list." - Dani, 2006